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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Blue Star Error posted:

I disagree with 3 of the 12 points in the OP but I'll never reveal which ones
Trans people can be men in dresses if they identify as men and wear dresses.
Gendered insults are okay in some limited circumstances, such as Jamie Oliver (he's a oval office).
There are plenty of associations with 'Gay' in their name that aren't especially happy.

That's all I got.

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Arm the grouse
Arm the pheasants and workers.

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Guavanaut
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Geokinesis posted:

E; instead of history have a grouse -

I approve of this new trendsingle point of data. Instead of history, post a picture of whatever we're talking about each new page.

Except for page 15. Page 15 is a picture of a pig.

Guavanaut
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Can they still advertise embalming fluid on television?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYPGyhOzdsI

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Renaissance Robot posted:

So how about that new propaganda movie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AsOdX7NcJs

Saw this trailer at the pictures last night. Still can't decide if it's supposed to make me pro- or anti-west.
This is what happens when you allow 'world leaders'.

Guavanaut
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That in itself is a sign of how far the window has moved, although if you go further back even Wilson was considered a moderate for his time.

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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

Nicky Morgan going on TV and saying children should be taught that Britain is a Christian country too.
I agree with this though. If we teach children that parts of Britain have an established church and default religions that are sects of Christianity and the head of state is also the head of a church even though most people don't go, maybe more of them will turn around and ask why.

Guavanaut
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Is there much difference now that the police are allowed to run around in body armor with self loading rifles killing people extrajudicially?

Guavanaut
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A shock good proposal from a Tory MP? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35214487

The UK correctly decided that it was a bad idea to have a person's race on any of their official documentation, so this seems like a logical step.

Bonus "we are also relevant" from Tim Farron.

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OwlFancier posted:

There is something mildly worrying about the notion of a unified European foreign policy as a means of combating US, Russian, and Chinese foreign policies.

It sounds like you're trying to set the world up for the start of a really lame RTS.
Assembling and leveraging power blocs for the purposes of opposing someone else's power bloc has been a thing for a long time in geopolitics. Not that it has necessarily been a good thing, but it's certainly a thing.

Lord of the Llamas posted:

relatively moral dick
namechange pls mods.

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TinTower posted:

Holy poo poo, I didn't notice that, I was just linking to the online equivalent of the front page. :stonk:
In true Mail fashion they conflate a bunch of things that aren't all that bad but are :monocle: to the social conservative set like "had a joint now and again" and "had interest in BDSM and poppers", things that he maybe should have got help with like "borderline alcoholism", and actual bad things that make him an awful person like "was an abusive shithead" and "demanded things sexually outside of a consenting framework". They're incapable of accusing him of being a rapist without tying in "and he did all the gay drugs too".

Namtab posted:

Governor of the Commandery of Dong

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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I don't believe at all that IDS would pay current prices for those quantities of technical grade sulphuric acid.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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"I truly believed in my heart that would be the best thing to dissolve all of those dead prostitutes." "Okay, not guilty."

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Regarde Aduck posted:

The West's confusion around Syria is more to do with Russia than it is Isis. Allowing Russia to expand it's sphere without even a token attempt at resistance was too much for at least America to accept. Rest of NATO probably couldn't care less because of a pandemic lack of will to power and money. But we all got dragged along once again. Oh and the Paris attacks which made a country famous for not giving a gently caress suddenly give all the fucks at the worst possible time.

Notice when Russia overtly entered the conflict its first actions were to bomb all the NATO friendly militias. Whoops!
I wonder if it was America's doing. :tinfoil:

It really wouldn't be without precedent.

Darth Walrus posted:

Any idea what the Mail's angle here is? This has clearly gone way beyond a spot of monstering to keep their guy in line, and I'm not completely sure it's motivated by straight-up moral outrage like what they did with Stephen Lawrence.
Their angle appears to be that there is no difference between buying someone a sex toy and being an abuser.

Oh and 'introducing' someone to pornography. Who talks like that? "Porn, this is Sonia. Sonia, porn."

It's the second most awkward artificial phrasing I've heard today, behind

XMNN posted:

Clean for the Queen

Which is just hilarious. You have a personal net worth of half a billion along with gently caress knows how many private holdings and familial/Crown investments. Clean your own poo poo country.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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I've heard lots of people say 'watching porn', 'looking at porn', 'showing someone porn', but I've only ever heard bad newspapers and the overly concerned say 'using porn' or 'introducing to porn'. They sound unnecessarily stilted.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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If you do it in public, you get shamed by the press. If you do it in private, you get a peerage.

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Pork Pie Hat posted:

Oh. Well that's not at all loving weird is it?
I wonder what photos Danczuk keeps with Tony Blair's head photoshopped on them. :gonk:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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I spent more time laughing at this than I should.

I spent more time looking at this than I should. :stonkhat:

Guavanaut
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He's doing it right now.

I hope they arrest the British extremist for using a racist word.

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Jose posted:

Is/was she really a dominatrix and doesn't that mean anyone who paid to see her broke the law? Danczuk had the sense to at least check she was over 16 before sending those texts as creepy as they are which is why he won't get punished other the slaughtered by the press
You're right, sex work has a minimum age of 18, although due to the government's refusal to implement concrete protections for sex workers it's all a bit fuzzy.

She was selling toenail clippings and used socks online though, which while it may be sexual in nature to the recipient is so far divorced from anything considered sex under current legislation that I don't think there's really much good legal precedent to cover it.

They could probably prosecute under sending biological material through the mail without adhering to the conditions set out in UN3373 or the equivalent UK post/courier labeling guidelines, but that's about all.

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Robot Mil posted:

How are you owned by someone you have never met?!
Apparently it's when they sell your story.

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cargohills posted:

What I talked about re: incest applies to siblings too. There will be an imbalance of power between siblings in nearly all situations - the older sibling manipulating or taking advantage of the younger.
There's a power imbalance in almost all relationships. What's the best way to minimize this or prevent it becoming abusive?

(I'm not advocating for incest here, just that relationship power imbalances are almost inevitable. It's always a good thread when I have to clarify that outright.)

LemonDrizzle posted:

This is an interesting development: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...Nato-bases.html

Getting Poland onside would be a big win for Cameron, especially when paired with the more conciliatory noises that Hollande and Merkel have apparently been making about being OK with a three-year residency requirement for EU migrants to receive in-work benefits.
Who was it that was saying Corbynites are ridiculous because they conflate NATO and the EU?

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Extreme0 posted:

The problem with having a incestual relationship even if it's consentual, non-abusive and actually has affection and love between the two people is of course the procreation side of it. Which i think shouldn't be allowed to happen.

Of course, that raises even more problems besides of course being forced to not procreate.
The first one that springs to mind is "what age should women in general be forced not to procreate due to risk of Down syndrome?"

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blowfish posted:

says the son to the dad: you gently caress my mom so i'll gently caress your mom
That has even worse results than autosomal recessive conditions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYlJH81dSiw

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blowfish posted:

charles II of spain did nothing wrong

in fact, his whole family were mere amateurs
True pros:

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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

Incest is a victimless crime when it's between two well adjusted adults with no prior mental illness, duress or abuse, but then so is cannibalism.
Can I leave my body to Home Ec?

blowfish posted:

ban sex

makes it really easy to prosecute sex crimes doesn't it
And most other crimes would decrease massively within a few decades.

Guavanaut
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Incest and pedophilia have no place in the UK politics thread.

We have an entirely separate thread for British pedophilia in the political class.

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What if Trident is my choice of masturbation material?

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Spangly A posted:

is he calling a byelection then? don't remember his "lock up your daughters" campaign
"Underage sex work is a serious crime, and let nobody say that I am not hard on crime."

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Is it really an 'an explosion with intent to endanger life' when they only intended to steal cash and didn't care either way about any lives?

They should be charged for what they did, but it should be no more and no less. 'Theft', 'causing an explosion with intent to wreck poo poo' and 'reckless negligence towards life' yes, but I don't see any proof that they intended to endanger life. Unless now we're in a full Tory government money equals life.

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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

His mistake was saying he'd answer the question, not not answering it. He should have stuck to telling them he was there to talk about trains.
Do you believe a man with a skiing mask and a bad British accent is a direct threat to our nation's trains, Mr. Corbyn?

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quote:

He added that Saudi Arabia would argue that its executions were different from killings by Islamic State (Isis), since Saudi Arabia is “a legitimately constituted state operating in a state system”.
Surely Islamic State is a state and Saudi Arabia is an arabia.

Also the idea of a 'legitimately constituted state' is made up bullshit.

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baka kaba posted:

Are these the British Values I've been hearing so much about?
Murder, sectarianism, execution, and Asian expansionism have been British values for far longer than tolerance, respect, and the Beatles or whatever poo poo is on the current curriculum sheet.

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XMNN posted:

Ken Livingstone was on the World at One earlier saying Benn/Burnham is probably happening.
I hope they get reshuffled to Bran/Hennbum.

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forkboy84 posted:

Think the biggest revelation is that our Nige drives a European car. No wonder it tried to kill him.
There are no mass manufactured British cars left though. :britain: He could drive a Morgan or something. Or a vintage Morris Minor but those are pretty good and I don't want him associated with them.

Tesseraction posted:

*puts on lab coat and raises clipboard* we need to get to the bottom of this, internet law experts
Hypothesis: He's a perv, OP.

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Fans posted:

You'd think given the week he's had Simon Danzcuk would take a break from blaming Corbyn for everything and of course you'd be wrong.
Corbyn Dressed As Sexy Teen To Message Me :qq:

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Regarde Aduck posted:

Holy loving poo poo. How is this not outright racism. Like not hidden at all.
He's just telling the uncomfortable truth that he's a racist.

Angepain posted:

no but he's not talking about cocaine he's talking about real crimes, you know, like the muslims do
Well cocaine wouldn't be a real crime if it weren't for the criminalization of the production network, whereas I'm hard pressed to think of anything ethical you could do with explosives on a plane no matter how fair trade the ingredients were.

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Regarde Aduck posted:

Britain leaving the EU is now what excites me politically! A massive act of horrible accelerationism that will at least utterly gently caress the status quo. And ruin more lives but hey you gotta break a few eggs to make a really stupid loving meal full of eggshells and hate and piss.
Hopefully most of the lives that it ruins will be careerists in Brussels and Westminster and ordinary folk will be no more hosed than they currently are under the current government and hopefully less hosed.

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Gonzo McFee posted:

My home is located in the piss balloon.
Bursting the piss balloon could have disastrous effects on house prices.

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OwlFancier posted:

What kind of sandwiches are halal so I know what I can take down to my GP if the strike is on here?
Any vegetarian sandwiches. Any meat sandwiches with a halal sign on. Any chicken sandwiches depending on how seriously they take it.

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OwlFancier posted:

So I assume a chicken sarnie with salad is fine if I make it myself with proper chicken? No buying special plates for it like kosher or anything?
There's no separation of milk and meat like in kosher. Poultry is supposed to be killed in a halal fashion, which can vary between "exactly the same as normal but they say a prayer at some point" like what most of the halal fried chicken shacks use to more complicated methods.

Islam has provisions for graciously accepting food when you are a guest though, so as long as you're not going out of your way to be an rear end in a top hat you have more leeway as a non-Muslim when preparing food.

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