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I got this jar of "mixed nuts" that contains the following: -cashews (4/5) -peanuts (3/5) -walnuts (5/5) -almonds (5/5) -macademia nuts(0/5) What kind of god drat rear end in a top hat would ruin a jar of mixed nuts by putting macademia nuts in it? I hope 2016 is their last year on Earth.
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 08:31 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 11:16 |
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at least they werent brazil nuts whatever you do dont feed them to a dog. they are poisonous
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 08:33 |
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well, they are actually brazil nuts, according to the list of ingredients gently caress this gay earth, basically
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 08:35 |
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Macamadamia nuts are p good in cookie form with white chocolate
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 08:35 |
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pistachioooooo
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 08:46 |
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enraged_camel posted:macademia nuts only college professors eat these
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 08:47 |
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marauderthirty posted:Macamadamia nuts are p good in cookie form with white chocolate best ever
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 08:49 |
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I voted almonds because i'm an almond farmer.
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 08:51 |
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6 people will kill themselves according to the poll as of this moment keep it coming goons, we could use a culling
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 09:06 |
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macadamias were the only crop species domesticated in the godforsaken hellhole of australia, now imagine the ones that remained
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 09:07 |
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marauderthirty posted:Macamadamia nuts are p good in any form
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 09:22 |
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brazil nuts are great, aamof macadamia nuts are ok and they make a good flavoring liqueur
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 09:27 |
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how do i vote for the left one
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 09:28 |
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ghlbtsk posted:only college professors eat these
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 09:45 |
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Phobophilia posted:macadamias were the only crop species domesticated in the godforsaken hellhole of australia, now imagine the ones that remained Don't ever live somewhere every second house has a macadamia tree out the front. No-one ever eats the things so they just form a moving blanket on the ground which nature obviously designed to trip people wearing thongs.
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 09:50 |
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When normal people get at can of Planter's brand Mixed Nuts the brazil nuts go first, then the pecans, then the cashews, and then what's left is 20 hazelnuts and all the peanuts. If macadamia nuts were in there, they'd be eaten first.
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 09:53 |
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Lolie posted:Don't ever live somewhere every second house has a macadamia tree out the front. No-one ever eats the things so they just form a moving blanket on the ground which nature obviously designed to trip people wearing thongs. why not? i'd love to have bushels of macadamia nuts in my front yard srsly if the ppl aren't eating them then there should be armies of obese squirrels in the neighborhood
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 09:56 |
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brazil nuts are worse then macademia nuts hth.
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 10:01 |
Pecans and cashews are the best nuts, alsoNecros posted:pistachioooooo Brazil nuts are the worst, Almonds are good. I don't really remember what a hazelnut tastes like so they're probably pretty similar to peanuts which are kind of the standard nut. edit: just looked up macadamia nuts again and they're those ones that are really good in cookies, what the gently caress is wrong with you OP? my kinda ape fucked around with this message at 10:08 on Jan 1, 2016 |
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 10:04 |
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you are a bad person enraged_camel
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 10:05 |
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are macadamia the ones California wasted all their water on?
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 10:06 |
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frenton posted:are macadamia the ones California wasted all their water on? Those are almonds.
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 10:07 |
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nice ok Almonds are my favorite then
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 10:07 |
Basically Brazil nuts are the only really bad nut. Walnuts are kind of lovely unless you cook them in something, and everything else is at least "good".
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 10:09 |
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Tokamak posted:you are a bad person enraged_camel an ill-tempered dromedary will probably have numerous shortcomings but that doesn't make it necessarily bad
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 10:10 |
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I would like to try a betel nut one day.
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 10:12 |
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pecans not on list, poll sucks
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 10:17 |
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kindermord posted:why not? i'd love to have bushels of macadamia nuts in my front yard There are never any nuts left on my tree. But I put mine around the back so that young people can't steal them.
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 10:20 |
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they're great in a cookie
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 10:21 |
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I would like a fruit tree or...I don't know how nuts grow, but some of those, too. The rotten ones you can just ball up and lob at thieves.
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 10:25 |
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quote:I caught 64 tree rats last year with traps in my macadamia trees. MATURE nuts are readily eaten and they have no problem chewing through the shell. Lots of nuts under the trees have large holes chewed in them. We have one red squirrel and he visits each day chewing through the nuts as I watch him. He doesn't eat much so I let him go on. But, tree rats (Rattus rattus) consume far too many. They are built with teeth to do what they do.
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 10:27 |
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I like the AAVE word for Brazil nuts
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 10:28 |
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enraged_camel posted:I got this jar of "mixed nuts" that contains the following: Never get mixed nuts that have peanuts, they're always bad and make everything taste like peanuts. Peanuts ruin everything.
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 10:29 |
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Macadamias are great and OP is both wrong and bad.
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 10:32 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:Never get mixed nuts that have peanuts, they're always bad and make everything taste like peanuts. Peanuts ruin everything. Peanuts almonds and cashews are imho a solid combination but the issue is any mixed nut tin with peanuts in it is like 99% peanuts yet costs like twice as much as peanuts because apparently adding 1 treenut justifies this. Brazil nuts suck and are bar none the worst nut, if you want something earthy walnuts are better in every way. Macademias are like the fattiest nut so im surprised a goon wouldn't like them.
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 10:39 |
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ArbitraryC posted:Peanuts almonds and cashews are imho a solid combination but the issue is any mixed nut tin with peanuts in it is like 99% peanuts yet costs like twice as much as peanuts because apparently adding 1 treenut justifies this. Peanuts are garbage and no one interested in a good nut combo should ever buy a combo that includes them. gently caress peanuts.
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 10:42 |
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they're good in cookies becuase they're similar to a white chocolate chip
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 10:51 |
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Gibberish posted:they're good in cookies becuase they're similar to a white chocolate chip we're talking eating whole nuts here, try and keep up
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 10:53 |
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enraged_camel posted:well, they are actually brazil nuts, according to the list of ingredients look up what old white people called brazil nuts for a fun fact.
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 10:54 |
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Microwaves Mom posted:look up what old white people called brazil nuts for a fun fact. Look up what's up, and you'll see it's my dick and behind them are my balls which I invite you to suck.
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# ? Jan 1, 2016 10:56 |