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Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Shoot your lasers

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Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Do a test on all the doors. Where you open them. Just to see how long the crew can hold their breath. I'll bet you can't get the crew down to just 5 HP each then restore the air.

(Crew cannot be in the med bay for this.)

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Voting 1 till i get to be a crew member

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Hammer on the open door button until you can't anymore

Serjeant Buzfuz
Dec 5, 2009

(Open all the doors)

Microwave's mom, being the pilot currently, has the great idea to vent the rest of the crew to space so he can sell the ship for his own life to the rebels. Predictably, this isn't as effective as hoped.



The ship immediately takes two critical hits as soon as the doors are thrown open, destroying the door control console. Additionally, MM didn't plan very well and opened the door to the bridge as well.

Jesus Christ and that other guy both suffocate to death trying in vain to repair the O2 machine.



Followed shortly thereafter by MM, due to his inability to close the door since the door controls were completely destroyed.



GAME OVER

...

Time to choose Crew # 2

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Dear god. I would never close MYSELF off from 02.

I'd try to get the gently caress off the ship ASAP though.

Whatever you do on't let Isaac be in charge of any important systems.

Microwaves Mom fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Jan 5, 2016

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Now put your computer in the garbage

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Wheres the next one

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
If im sober enough after i feed the goats im gonna do my own ftl game itt

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I don't have ftl installed sorry everyone its a 3hr download

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Isaac posted:

I don't have ftl installed sorry everyone its a 3hr download

sorry your internet is made from discarded sunflower seed shells.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

dreezy posted:

sorry your internet is made from discarded sunflower seed shells.

Its satelitte is seriously sucks

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I made an LCS game where yall are hookers and gang members but i couldny upload the pics and gave up. Just try imagine it i spose.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


I'm a hooker

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Lock myself in the medbay
OPEN ALL AIRLOCKS

Isaac posted:

I don't have ftl installed sorry everyone its a 3hr download

Are you on dial-up?

MiracleWhale posted:

I'm a hooker

Why is there no mod to hook your crew out at distress signals? I want the extra scrap.

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EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
JesusC this thread got me so excited. Bookmarked.

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