Rose Bowl GDT: Herky Hawkeye implores you to cheer for Iowa

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zakharov posted:

https://twitter.com/gregbeacham/status/683041158096891904

Sounds about right.
I like the Pac-12 but Stanford? gently caress trees. Go Iowa and their amazing season!

I like this intro :3:

# ¿ Jan 1, 2016 22:57

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 16:49

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Brent has the slowest thoughtful intro known to man, Jesse comes in and has to pick up the pace :lol:

# ¿ Jan 1, 2016 22:59

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Emron posted:

Jesse Palmer usually has good technical insights but for some reason I can't loving stand him, I'm sorry everyone

I like Jesse. Sharp dressed, smart football brains, handsome, smart football, looks good, smart oh whatever I just want him to embrace me with those big strong arms.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2016 23:00

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Emron posted:

There's like a 95% chance that Brent is drunk

I wouldn't have it any other way. How many times are we going to hear the phrase "His daddy played for..."

Scarf posted:

But then he opens his mouth...

And then I open mine...?

# ¿ Jan 1, 2016 23:03

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gently caress YEAH AMERICA. You see that bomber? YOU SEE THAT. That's how we gently caress up your countries.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2016 23:04

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Josh Lyman posted:

No like Major Applewhite

Offensive Mastermind Major Applewhite.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2016 23:06

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Cole posted:

This is the ultimate "who gives a poo poo who wins" game. Go Iowa? Go Stanford? Go whoever is winning?

Let me tell you how vested America was in Florida v Michigan

# ¿ Jan 1, 2016 23:09

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McCaffrey, the Heisman of my heart.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2016 23:14

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Cole posted:

#shouldhavewontheheisman

Seriously.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2016 23:15

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Cole posted:

Why didn't he win? Did Henry have help by being on Alabama?

something something Henry more important to Bama than McCaffrey to Stanford something something.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2016 23:16

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zakharov posted:

Waiting for a non-poo poo bowl game any day now

I enjoyed Houston v FSU

# ¿ Jan 1, 2016 23:30

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Dango Bango posted:

Parades suck. And have always sucked.

The electric light parade at Disneyland was amazing.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2016 23:40

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Emron posted:

is OSU going to claim that it should have been playing in the place of every big 10 team that lost their bowl game

Probably. They shouldn't though.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2016 23:44

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Clearly need an 8 team CFP. Would have liked to see Stanford and Houston get in on some more action.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2016 23:55

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Strobe posted:

Is this how we prove the B1G sucks once and for all? Because I'm okay with being inflicted with another SEC champ if that's the price.

Well, they're still better than the ACC so they have that going for them.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2016 23:58

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OctoberBlues posted:

What in the actual gently caress? Like the serious actual gently caress?

It's Pac-12 as gently caress. Random losses and then they'll just destroy a team with offense.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 00:04

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Well gently caress now I want to see Stanford vs Alabama :sigh:

# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 00:07

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Why would you hold. McCaffrey doesn't need your help.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 00:12

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# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 00:18

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Stanford is stupid, tree is stupid, but I like David Shaw and McCaffrey owns bones.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 00:19

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sportsgenius86 posted:

Lol MV is at the game, right?

Well I don't know if he's STILL at the game

# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 00:20

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Iowa beats NW 40-10. Stanford loses to NW 16-6. Stanford beats Iowa 100-0. College Football.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 00:22

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Give P5 status to the AAC next year and drop the Big 10 down. Would things really change all that much?

# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 00:31

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BOOOO. BOOOO no shutout. Should've gone for it so they end up pointless like Mich. St. imo.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 01:36

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Emron posted:

wow, looks like standford's *looks around, lowers voice* clemsoning

You don't use that word. That word doesn't even make sense. We are undefeated in the last millennia against non top 25 teams. You don't use that word.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 01:49

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It isn't. What's happened is as the abundance and accessibility to porn has increased, people have become desensitized to what previously "got them off". I recommend watching Christian McCaffrey highlights with a thumbnail of an attractive woman replacing his head.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 01:55

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Wowowowow nice kick

# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 02:00

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"True to Iowa form they just don't qu-" DOIIIIIINK.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 02:00

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Well that was something.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 02:12

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OctoberBlues posted:

Iowa's last three bowl games - points allowed:

2015: 45
1991: 46
1986: 45

Pretty solid.

There's something to be said for consistency.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 02:29

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Good footwork. Excellent.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 02:30

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Now that's how you want to end your season Jesus Christ.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 02:34

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Stanford runs a hail mary for good measure.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 02:35

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 16:49

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Jet Jaguar posted:

No better way for Iowa to finish out the game.

Guess Ferentz swallowed his gum? He's not even chewing anymore.

Grinding so hard it disintegrated.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2016 02:35

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