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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Rambling Robot posted:

LOWTAX - MOVE TO CANADA. IT'S MUCH BETTER THAN AMERICA IF YOU HAVE LOW CREDIT SCORE!!!

I WOULD MOVE THERE IF I COULD.

I was gonna say getting permission to work in Canada is actually kinda hard, but I guess that wouldn't matter in this case. He can keep doing what he does from anywhere. His wife is canadian, right? So just getting in and getting health insurance and stuff wouldn't be too bad.

Head straight north from missouri and you hit manitoba. Winnipeg is a nice, affordable town. Great place as long as you aren't trying to find a job or leave your house in winter. I hear the summers are a bit humid, but probably not worse than missouri. Much lower chance of being shot. Only a 15 hour drive back to Missouri to visit his kids!

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Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum
dimetrodons aren't dinosaurs you loving morons

A Very Sexy Baby
Sep 25, 2007

I can't help it if men are attracted to me.

Angela Christine posted:

I was gonna say getting permission to work in Canada is actually kinda hard, but I guess that wouldn't matter in this case. He can keep doing what he does from anywhere. His wife is canadian, right? So just getting in and getting health insurance and stuff wouldn't be too bad.

Head straight north from missouri and you hit manitoba. Winnipeg is a nice, affordable town. Great place as long as you aren't trying to find a job or leave your house in winter. I hear the summers are a bit humid, but probably not worse than missouri. Much lower chance of being shot. Only a 15 hour drive back to Missouri to visit his kids!

close the forums

Anorexic Robot
Nov 11, 2012

dreezy posted:

lowtax sell autographed pics of your dong.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Come to Baltimore. You can get a house in certain neighborhoods for like, 10k

Dirty Beluga
Apr 17, 2007

Buy the ticket, take the ride
Fun Shoe

Darth123123 posted:

Tell us the story of how you wrecked your credit.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

i'm also having landlord problems, lowtax. hopefully we will both be on top soon

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Other Barry posted:

dimetrodons aren't dinosaurs you loving morons

preach

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Come to Baltimore. You can get a house in certain neighborhoods for like, 10k

or just find one thats boarded up and start living in it if it happens to be junkie free

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



My credit is really good Lowtax want me to Co sign a house for admin access?

fishhooked
Nov 14, 2006
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Nap Ghost
Lowtax, come move to waldo. you gonna love it

Vitalis Jackson
May 14, 2009

Sun and water are healthy for you -- but not for your hair!
Fun Shoe

Lowtax posted:

The owners who I was renting the house from (I RENT BECAUSE MY CREDIT IS poo poo) suddenly informed me they were coming back and we had to move out so I've to be working my rear end off packing and moving and cleaning and painting and sanding and it's been horrible hell and I have no Internet access until the 11th and life is suffering but I wanted to let you know I still love you all and haven't forgotten you and will return to post post posting again when I can!!!

Happy new year everybody!!!

You should move to Phelps City, Missouri because that was the home of Phlash Phillips and houses are dirt cheap there; also, flooding.

Love,
Vitalis

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Darth123123 posted:

Tell us the story of how you wrecked your credit.

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

Xaris posted:

i liked when ladyambien posted in GBS, gbs was a lot better for it. is she going to come back?
I'm here! I never left you! I've just been packing and unpacking boxes for a god damned eternity.

Rambling Robot posted:

LOWTAX - MOVE TO CANADA. IT'S MUCH BETTER THAN AMERICA IF YOU HAVE LOW CREDIT SCORE!!!

I WOULD MOVE THERE IF I COULD.

ME TOO. I MISS CANADA SO MUCH.

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

H.H posted:

some bullshit. an rear end in a top hat sent me an anon confession for my thread, saying he fucks ladyambien on the reg, she seeks other man cos lowtax has issues

in my idiocy, i never told the other person who managed the anon confessions email account to avoid posting this sort of thing. prob would've done it myself tbh,
there were more extreme confession in the thread.

ladyambien read it and freaked and left the forum, as i just found out in this thread. lowtax closed the thread.

I did?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

LadyAmbien posted:

ME TOO. I MISS CANADA SO MUCH.
you came from there??? Well welcome to future TrumpTopia

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

a hole-y ghost posted:

you came from there??? Well welcome to future TrumpTopia

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Hooray for internet

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Lowtax posted:

Hooray for internet

Lowtax, Lowtax, Lowtax! Everyone chant with me!

Lowtax, Lowtax! Hey come on guys

gently caress

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

Lowtax posted:

The owners who I was renting the house from (I RENT BECAUSE MY CREDIT IS poo poo) suddenly informed me they were coming back and we had to move out so I've to be working my rear end off packing and moving and cleaning and painting and sanding and it's been horrible hell and I have no Internet access until the 11th and life is suffering but I wanted to let you know I still love you all and haven't forgotten you and will return to post post posting again when I can!!!

Happy new year everybody!!!

Wow this perfectly explains the gbs caption.

Does lowtax have a patreon or something, that would be cool. Or a Kickstarter.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
candle light vigil has been suspended

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Luvcow posted:

candle light vigil has been suspended

Umm I changed the photos to David Bowie, never let a good vigil go to waste

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf

Luvcow posted:

candle light vigil has been suspended

bad news guys...

someone (I won't say who) left their candle burning. the old folks home next door was destroyed. there were casualties. let this be a lesson to all of you on proper candle burning safety.

1. never leave a candle burning unattended. (fatal mistake!)
2. trim the wick if it gets too long.

that's about it. now let's learn from this tragedy and move onto a bright posting future! :unsmith:

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

SHISHKABOB posted:

Wow this perfectly explains the gbs caption.

Does lowtax have a patreon or something, that would be cool. Or a Kickstarter.

just paypal him directly

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

SHISHKABOB posted:

Wow this perfectly explains the gbs caption.

Does lowtax have a patreon or something, that would be cool. Or a Kickstarter.

I got banned in his "Post here and get banned" thread

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Marvin Freeman posted:

bad news guys...

someone (I won't say who) left their candle burning. the old folks home next door was destroyed. there were casualties. let this be a lesson to all of you on proper candle burning safety.

1. never leave a candle burning unattended. (fatal mistake!)
2. trim the wick if it gets too long.

that's about it. now let's learn from this tragedy and move onto a bright posting future! :unsmith:

those were the bowie people

Don Tacorleone posted:

Umm I changed the photos to David Bowie, never let a good vigil go to waste

we"re all good

celeron 300a
Jan 23, 2005

by exmarx
Yam Slacker
welcome back taxman

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
Yo tax, move to springfield. We got two Five Guys now

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Anaranjado posted:

springfield

that narrows it down

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


How do you pack, move, paint, and sand the Internet :psyduck:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




LadyAmbien posted:

I'm here! I never left you! I've just been packing and unpacking boxes for a god damned eternity.


ME TOO. I MISS CANADA SO MUCH.

Please take him to Canada and show him the correct way to "smack a mack" and eat macintosh toffee. This has been bothering me for years.



Thank you for your consideration in this matter.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

SHISHKABOB posted:

Wow this perfectly explains the gbs caption.

Does lowtax have a patreon or something, that would be cool. Or a Kickstarter.
You can send him some cash through here: https://secure.somethingawful.com/products/donate.php

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
lowtax senpai

please notice me

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
I am glad you are back Lowtax.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i love you lowtax

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

Well, seems like I was misinformed and you didn't.
I'm glad. I like you as a poster.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

H.H posted:

Well, seems like I was misinformed and you didn't.
I'm glad. I like you as a poster.

good job dipshit

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
yeah good job you nincompoop

you absolute nincompoop

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Enfield posted:

good job dipstick

please try to follow the EULA and keep your posting PG

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fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

H.H posted:

Well, seems like I was misinformed and you didn't.
I'm glad. I like you as a poster.

ladyambien is a poster with no experience fresh from canadian twitter and is much better than you

think about that for a while

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