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veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpG-ZKVaMc0

http://www.stereogum.com/1851075/to...ef&utm_campaign

Motley Crue's last show apparently consisted of them playing dubstep versions of other peoples songs and Tommy lee slowly riding over the audience on a rollercoaster. Really cool way to go out Crue. Show me your titties.

I'd like to invite everyone to make this into a thread for videos of musicians making fools out of themselves on stage.

veni veni veni fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Jan 1, 2016

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Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Good idea, poor execution imo.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i saw Crue live in 2014 and they were okay. Alice Cooper opened for them and they were a lot better. however, apparently tommy got pissed at the crowd for some reason.



whatta champ

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
When I get high
I get high on speed
Top fuel funny car's
A drug for me
My heart, my heart
Kickstart my heart
Always got the cops
Coming after me
Custom built bike doing 103
My heart, my heart
Kickstart my heart

Ooh, are you ready girls?
Ooh, are you ready now?
Ooh, yeah
Kickstart my heart
Give it a start
Ooh, yeah, baby
Ooh, yeah
Kickstart my heart
Hope it never stops
Ooh, yeah, baby

Skydive naked
From an aeroplane
Or a lady with a
Body from outerspace
My heart, my heart
Kickstart my heart
Say I got trouble
Trouble in my eyes
I'm just looking for Another good time
My heart, my heart
Kickstart my heart

Yeh, are you ready girls?
Yeh, are you ready now?
Ooh, yeah
Kickstart my heart
Give it a start
Ooh, yeah, baby
Ooh, yeah
Kickstart my heart
Hope it never stops
Ooh, yeah, baby

When we started this band
All we needed, needed was a laugh
Years gone by...
I'd say we've kicked some rear end
When I'm enraged
Or hittin' the stage
Adrenaline rushing
Through my veins
And I'd say we're still kickin' rear end


Ooo, ahh, kickstart my heart
Hope it never stops
And to think, we did all of this...
To rock

Ooh, yeah
Kickstart my heart
Give it a start
Ooh, yeah, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baby
Ooh, yeah
Kickstart my heart
Hope it never stops
Ooh, yeah, baby

Ooh, yeah
Kickstart my heart
Hope it never stops
Ooh, yeah, baby

Ooh, yeah
Kickstart my heart
Give it a start
Ooh, yeah
Ok boys, lets rock the house

That's all.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

That's the slowest version of Paranoid I've heard

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
they sure know how to the waste their money. did they even ever see any of those "behind the musics" i think there might have even been one about them! what a bunch of dumb retards. i remeber putting "shout at the devil" on my "box" going to sporting events on the school bus and thinking they were so loving scary. those stupid assholes should have quit while they were ahead. they probably could have made an extra million dollars on that stupid show if they would have not used a drum rollercoaster.

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

Holy poo poo the lead singer is beyond bloated

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
consummate professional though

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
kendrick... black sabbath.. dubstep... a guy playing drums upside down... why

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
remember when tommy lee did raps


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KFV9_pM2c0

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
also the part with the 50 year old who was acting like a teenager through the whole ordeal trying to climb off the dumb contraption that was his lifes dream broke and also the part 10 years from now when he is begging for change playing a bucket

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
That thing is p slow.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Why has anyone at any point given a single poo poo about Motley Crue? They are the worst band that managed to survive hair metal's death.

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
crue actually fuckin ruled and was the most badass of all the hair metal bands. vince neil killed somebody. nikki sixx died and was reborn. tommy lee has a huge dick and plays drums upside down. their guitar player is insanely ugly. they have a lot of kickass tunes. respect the crue.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

NESguerilla posted:

I'd like to invite everyone to make this into a thread for videos of musicians making fools out of themselves on stage.
aurite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kovz0Asnc1A

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

wiffle ball bat posted:

crue actually fuckin ruled and was the most badass of all the hair metal bands. vince neil killed somebody. nikki sixx died and was reborn. tommy lee has a huge dick and plays drums upside down. their guitar player is insanely ugly. they have a lot of kickass tunes. respect the crue.

ya you dont see a lot of mick mars sex tapes lol

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

wiffle ball bat posted:

crue actually fuckin ruled and was the most badass of all the hair metal bands. vince neil killed somebody. nikki sixx died and was reborn. tommy lee has a huge dick and plays drums upside down. their guitar player is insanely ugly. they have a lot of kickass tunes. respect the crue.

Hair metal was bad and you'r bad for liking it

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

lol that reminds me of that scene from wolf of wall street

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
This is like something Dethklok would do, and then Pickles' rig would derail and come crashing down on the audience, killing and maiming dozens. Also it would go like ten times as fast.

e: Actually that thing is really loving slow, more like 20 times as fast.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

King Vidiot posted:

This is like something Dethklok would do, and then Pickles' rig would derail and come crashing down on the audience, killing and maiming dozens. Also it would go like ten times as fast.

e: Actually that thing is really loving slow, more like 20 times as fast.

So 5mph? :shrug:

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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clicked hoping the op meant tommy lee jones, left disappointed

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

rotinaj posted:

Hair metal was bad and you'r bad for liking it
most was, but some was pretty good (W.A.S.P., Mr. Big, Nitro, etc.)

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I mean he's got a pretty decent wang, I guess he's not insecure about his extremely sluggish drum rollercoaster.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

wiffle ball bat posted:

their guitar player is insanely ugly

He's also a few inches shorter than he was 20 years ago. He's got some hosed up spine issues and it's a miracle he can stand up.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
If Meg were willing to the the extra mile like this, maybe the White Stripes would still be together.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
This is the most Spinaltap poo poo I have ever seen

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
lol i bet it sucks really bad to be mick mars he probably rolls out of bed everyday and is like #fml

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

wiffle ball bat posted:

lol i bet it sucks really bad to be mick mars he probably rolls out of bed everyday and is like #fml

i always hated him, hes not even that good (compared to other shredder types of the period lol) anyways, he never really was like artistically gifted he was one of those guys who got the technical part but not how to have a conversation and gently caress beautiful women i guess

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Motley Crue were okay compared to like Poison but Appetite for Destruction made their whole "hair metal but dirtier shtick" really pointless so I don't know why they still exist

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

Motley Crue were okay compared to like Poison but Appetite for Destruction made their whole "hair metal but dirtier shtick" really pointless so I don't know why they still exist

ya they are still riding the wave. people are loving retarded

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Hey, it’s Nikki. I’m not here because I’m dead

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine

dad gay. so what posted:

i always hated him, hes not even that good (compared to other shredder types of the period lol) anyways, he never really was like artistically gifted he was one of those guys who got the technical part but not how to have a conversation and gently caress beautiful women i guess

i remember some vh1 interview they were talking about how they only hired him for his unfortunate face

but i like that he's the only hairband dude who isn't just a shittier evh/randy rhoads... he's like if the edge tried to be a shredder imo

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

wiffle ball bat posted:

i remember some vh1 interview they were talking about how they only hired him for his unfortunate face

but i like that he's the only hairband dude who isn't just a shittier evh/randy rhoads... he's like if the edge tried to be a shredder imo

ya hes wierd. the edge had the art part but no discernible skills other than his pedals. thats amazing to me. billionaire

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

rotinaj posted:

Why has anyone at any point given a single poo poo about Motley Crue? They are the worst band that managed to survive hair metal's death.

ive never listened to a motley crew song and im genuinely bummed by that youtube video becaus ei read the thread title really quickly and thought it would be tommy lee jones stuck in an actual roller coaster

i dont know who tommy lee without the jones is

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WU6DpFFWTM

vermeul
Sep 14, 2014

Free Acid
Way to go out like a champ

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
The Dirt is a pretty fun read for like 75% of it though.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Drowning in the pool!
Drowning in the pool!

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
Would have been cool if the rollercoaster just led into a furnace and that was it

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

The Dirt is a pretty fun read for like 75% of it though.

Post some highlights because I'm loling at the idea of wasting my time reading a book lol

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