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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


So depending on what part of this lovely planet you live on, it's quite likely you have been committed to your New Years Resolution for about 12-36 hours now. So lets have a discussion about how we have done hosed up already and now have to wait 365 days to try again.

So, What is/was your New Year's Resolution and how have you hosed it up already?

I want to go on a diet to lose some weight, but the local Asian grocery store had pork belly on sale for $1.99/lb, well gently caress that's probably not a very healthy thing to eat, but it's so tasty I couldn't resist.

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Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
well my new years resolution is to up my average miles per month on my bike to 300 so who knows

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
im about to start drinking again as soon as i finish my Mocha Madness ice coffee

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Mariana Horchata posted:

im about to start drinking again as soon as i finish my Mocha Madness ice coffee

Woah, how are you going to finish your coffee before you start drinking again?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Woah, how are you going to finish your coffee before you start drinking again?



rum go in here...feel the MADNESS

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
my new years resolution is for everyone to shut the gently caress up

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
I've already jerked it twice, I'm so ashamed.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


dreezy posted:

I've already jerked it twice, I'm so ashamed.

Well I'm sure your brother appreciates it.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

dreezy posted:

I've already jerked it twice, I'm so ashamed.

go for the hat trick...while inverted and milking the proz, gotta get all that 2k15 poison out

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Mariana Horchata posted:

go for the hat trick...while inverted and milking the proz, gotta get all that 2k15 poison out

idk that sounds p gay.

www
Aug 4, 2010

i said i would give up weed but i already hosed up, i mean i had a stash left over it would have been a waste not to smoke it

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

dreezy posted:

I've already jerked it twice, I'm so ashamed.

I've only jerked it twice, I'm so ashamed.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

dreezy posted:

idk that sounds p gay.

yeah but gay ppl have revolutionized the :dong:

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 00:00 on Jan 2, 2016

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
I admit they were lovely posts but the point is I'm trying okay goddamn

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



actually my only newyears resolution was not to be hung over today and i loving nailed it

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

my new years resolution is for everyone to shut the gently caress up

word

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
To not be so envious of others.

*immediately gets jealous over people who had a better NYE*

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax

www posted:

i said i would give up weed

New year's resolutions are for making your life better, not worse.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
I set the bar low: just be the guest of honor at a drug-fueled orgy.
There's still 364 days to gently caress this up.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Champenema posted:

I set the bar low: just be the guest of honor at a drug-fueled orgy.
There's still 364 days to gently caress this up.

nope. you hosed up a loooong time ago

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
They say News Years Resolutions are a bad idea precisely because you set yourself up to stop trying the moment you backslide a little.

I just like to take that step further and never try to improve myself at all. So far so good.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Champenema posted:

I set the bar low: just be the guest of honor at a drug-fueled orgy.
There's still 364 days to gently caress this up.

Good news, you still got 365 days to fail!

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Champenema posted:

I set the bar low: just be the guest of honor at a drug-fueled orgy.
There's still 364 days to gently caress this up.

just find a gay chemsex party on craigslist and show up with a bunch of meth. congrats, you're the guest of honor, and also you now have AIDS

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
I worked out a little today, did me some bodyweights and a lil dumbbell. feelin pretty swole, y'all.

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Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

AKA Pseudonym posted:



I just like to take that step further and never try to improve myself at all.

I've gone even further and now shoot for constant and continual degeneration in every aspect of my life. It's not bad

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