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beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Here it is

# ? Jan 2, 2016 22:39

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Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

man it took forever to find the new thread, almost had to ring up beanies wife to find out where it is

# ? Jan 2, 2016 22:41

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

She answers my private messages

# ? Jan 2, 2016 22:44

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

man it took forever to find the new thread, almost had to ring up beanies wife to find out where it is

glad I clicked this thread

# ? Jan 2, 2016 22:52

Grem: Mar 29, 2004; It's how her species communicates

Someone link me to beanies story I seem to have missed this boat.

# ? Jan 2, 2016 23:04

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

Grem posted:

Someone link me to beanies story I seem to have missed this boat.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3723694&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=157#post454194247

# ? Jan 2, 2016 23:10

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

Beanie is dead and his wife is wearing his corpse as a skin suit.

# ? Jan 2, 2016 23:10

Grem: Mar 29, 2004; It's how her species communicates

`Nemesis posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3723694&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=157#post454194247

That was pretty great, hi beanies ex wife!

# ? Jan 2, 2016 23:37

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

rename this thread pigs in a blanket tia

# ? Jan 2, 2016 23:58

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

rename this thread pigs in a blanket tia

The mrs agrees

# ? Jan 3, 2016 00:12

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Rad Lieutenant posted:

The mrs agrees

*ms

# ? Jan 3, 2016 00:20

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Teflon Don posted:

*ms

# ? Jan 3, 2016 00:35

Untagged: Mar 29, 2004; Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

# ? Jan 3, 2016 01:27

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Teflon Don posted:

*mz

# ? Jan 3, 2016 02:27

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

My shooting suspect is proclaiming his innocence on twitter right now

# ? Jan 3, 2016 05:09

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

Rad Lieutenant posted:

My shooting suspect is proclaiming his innocence on twitter right now

Linky you prick

# ? Jan 3, 2016 05:57

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Yea, let me just link a way to im the suspect in an ongoing investigation

# ? Jan 3, 2016 06:07

Hezzy: Dec 4, 2004; Pillbug

`Nemesis posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3723694&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=157#post454194247

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBkuNpgACH0

# ? Jan 3, 2016 06:09

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

he said he's innocent lol

beanieson fucked around with this message at 06:16 on Jan 3, 2016

# ? Jan 3, 2016 06:10

Hezzy: Dec 4, 2004; Pillbug

Rad Lieutenant posted:

he said he's innocent lol

what a cretin

Hezzy fucked around with this message at 06:19 on Jan 3, 2016

# ? Jan 3, 2016 06:13

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

good rear end thread title finally

# ? Jan 3, 2016 06:31

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/01/entire-florida-police-department-busted-for-laundering-millions-for-international-drug-cartels/

# ? Jan 3, 2016 07:35

Eugene V. Dubstep: Oct 4, 2013; Can't post for 8 years!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/01/entire-florida-police-department-busted-for-laundering-millions-for-international-drug-cartels/

quote:

Government creates a black market of drugs and blood money through prohibition, then under the War on Drugs it grants itself the power to break the law and get involved in money laundering operations. While the professed goal is to �sting� the bad guys, government rakes in millions upon millions of dollars to further bolster its prohibition and war on drugs.

The War on Drugs is the real scheme that should be investigated.

nice concluding paragraph, middle school essay writer guy

# ? Jan 3, 2016 07:46

The Shep: Jan 10, 2007; If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

I broke the law today by speeding to catch up to a car with an expired plate. My coworkers didn't arrest me. Thin blue line is real.

# ? Jan 3, 2016 10:40

Untagged: Mar 29, 2004; Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Meh, everybody pretty much commits at least one felony and a few misdemeanors a day.

Always tell the new guys make sure you document every time your girl gives you a BJ in case you need it for a background packet, cause it's a felony in Virginia.

# ? Jan 3, 2016 11:38

Rude Dude With Tude: Apr 19, 2007; Your President approves this text.

http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2016/01/drama_in_burns_ends_with_quiet.html#incart_big-photo

quote:

Militia takes over Malheur National Wildlife Refuge headquarters

The Bundy family of Nevada joined with hard-core militiamen Saturday to take over the headquarters of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge, vowing to occupy the remote federal outpost 50 miles southeast of Burns for years. The occupation came shortly after an estimated 300 marchers � militia and local citizens both � paraded through Burns to protest the prosecution of two Harney County ranchers, Dwight Hammond Jr. and Steven Hammond, who are to report to prison on Monday.

Among the occupiers is Ammon Bundy, son of Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy, and two of his brothers. Militia members at the refuge claimed they had as many as 100 supporters with them. The refuge, federal property managed by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, was closed and unoccupied for the holiday weekend. In phone interviews from inside the occupied building Saturday night, Ammon Bundy and his brother, Ryan Bundy, said they are not looking to hurt anyone. But they would not rule out violence if police tried to remove them, they said.

"The facility has been the tool to do all the tyranny that has been placed upon the Hammonds," Ammon Bundy said. "We're planning on staying here for years, absolutely," he added. "This is not a decision we've made at the last minute."

Can't wait to see this end Texan BBQ style :bustem:

# ? Jan 3, 2016 12:56

The Shep: Jan 10, 2007; If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

ARAB

(all ranchers are bastards)

The Shep fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Jan 3, 2016

# ? Jan 3, 2016 17:53

DrakeriderCa: Feb 3, 2005; But I'm a real cowboy!

Whoa so racist I'm pretty sure these guys are white (mostly)

# ? Jan 3, 2016 18:51

Untagged: Mar 29, 2004; Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

I'm cool with something like this

# ? Jan 3, 2016 19:20

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

DrakeriderCa posted:

Whoa so racist I'm pretty sure these guys are white (mostly)

arabs are classified as white under us census data (cray cray i know!)

# ? Jan 3, 2016 19:54

Tyro: Nov 10, 2009

Untagged posted:

Always tell the new guys make sure you document every time your girl gives you a BJ in case you need it for a background packet, cause it's a felony in Virginia.

I made my last background investigator laugh his rear end off when I mentioned this.

# ? Jan 3, 2016 20:12

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

arabs are classified as white under us census data (cray cray i know!)

If you didn't you'd have to classify jews as something else also since they are the same people with a slightly different interpretation of how to worship their god

# ? Jan 3, 2016 20:16

DrakeriderCa: Feb 3, 2005; But I'm a real cowboy!

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

arabs are classified as white under us census data (cray cray i know!)

jesus, don't the census people read GiP?

Cop gay. So What posted:

ARAB

(all ranchers are bastards)

lol

was a white shirt looking over your shoulder?

# ? Jan 4, 2016 02:29

shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

Has anyone pointed out to Obama and Biden that if they both resign right now they will have the sublime pleasure of watching President Rand Paul kill the gently caress out of these assholes?

I think they'd be game.

# ? Jan 4, 2016 03:41

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

hail satan

# ? Jan 4, 2016 08:01

JayKay: Sep 11, 2001; And you thought they were cute and cuddly.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad posted:

http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2016/01/drama_in_burns_ends_with_quiet.html#incart_big-photo

Someone C/D that they basically took over the equivalent of a visitors center.

Edit: Whiskey Rebellion 2: Redneck Boogaloo

JayKay fucked around with this message at 13:49 on Jan 4, 2016

# ? Jan 4, 2016 13:45

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

JayKay posted:

Someone C/D that they basically took over the equivalent of a visitors center.

Edit: Whiskey Rebellion 2: Redneck Boogaloo

Yep

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3758527&perpage=40&pagenumber=3#post454535185

# ? Jan 4, 2016 15:46

The Shep: Jan 10, 2007; If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

shame on an IGA posted:

Has anyone pointed out to Obama and Biden that if they both resign right now they will have the sublime pleasure of watching President Rand Paul kill the gently caress out of these assholes?

I think they'd be game.

Wouldn't it be the speaker, Paul Ryan?

# ? Jan 5, 2016 02:39

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Cop gay. So What posted:

Wouldn't it be the speaker, Paul Ryan?

Man, two Moslem presidents in a row?

# ? Jan 5, 2016 04:04

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Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

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# ? Jan 5, 2016 04:04

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