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penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
https://www.rt.com/usa/327762-armed-bundy-militia-oregon-ranchers/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbGdMKpHDDE

god dammit i just like going to the range but its assholes like this gonna get my guns taken away

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

oh good, we're gonna have Waco, Part 2: Idiot Boogaloo

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
:getin:

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

rdy

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Any reports of this from a non-goofball newspaper?

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
Of course Cliven Bundy named one of his sons Amon (and misspelled it as Ammon).

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i perused the article and not only are the protesters armed, but they plan to stay indefinitely according to Ammon (???) Bundy

bring on the bloodshed

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
spongebob voice: im ready!(quote if u get the ref)pls suscribe to my newsletter

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
deploy a tactical sow to the middle of their group and tranq them while they have their pants around their ankles

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
my dick only gets hard when I'm thinking about my smith and wesson 30 ought 6

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

my dick only gets hard when I'm thinking about my smith and wesson 30 ought 6

my dick only gets hard when i pay a big black man to hold a loaded gun to my head while he rails my rear end. i provide the gun, but i always make sure the black male prostitutes maintain trigger discipline.

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons
Send in the drones

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
patriotic tears

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
ground loving floor

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Arian_Samurai posted:

Any reports of this from a non-goofball newspaper?

as much as i hate RT, they do tend to get the drop on poo poo first. mostly because theyll post poo poo before fact checking, but i have a feeling this one is on the level

https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=bundy&tbm=nws

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Not the first Bundy in US history to be a hosed up retard

ArgoATX
Dec 10, 2014
burn it to the fuckin ground



i literally jerk my dick to this image :911: git r done, boys

ArgoATX fucked around with this message at 06:11 on Jan 3, 2016

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Wait, wait wait wait wait, wait, loving wait.

Some some armed dipshit just annexed a piece of the USA for him and his band of mercenarys?

AHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH. AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA. AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH! good loving luck you dumb shits!


Legalize Marijuana, thanks k bye.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

gary oldmans diary posted:

deploy a tactical sow to the middle of their group and tranq them while they have their pants around their ankles

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Can we make our own militia and fight them?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
looking forward to the ATF/FBI tactical teams crubstomping these retards into red mist

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
what sort of building is it?

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
The militia can be called the North American Defense Squad (NADS)

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

I wonder if they have a plan

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Can we make our own militia and fight them?
this is how a movie begins

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons
I hope this ends...well, actually, I can't think of a good way for it to end. Either we'll get a bunch of dead nutters that will encourage other stupid anti-gov gun nutters to go even more insane, or they'll all just get kind of calmly ignored like in the original standoff and normal people will be outraged that once again, insane white douchebags get a pass in the same country where a 12-year-old black kid got gunned down by cops for the crime of holding a toy in a park.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Arian_Samurai posted:

Any reports of this from a non-goofball newspaper?

Kinda better?
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/01/03/bundy-brothers-militia-occupy-oregon-wildlife-refuge-building.html

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Ars Arcanum posted:

I hope this ends...well, actually, I can't think of a good way for it to end. Either we'll get a bunch of dead nutters that will encourage other stupid anti-gov gun nutters to go even more insane, or they'll all just get kind of calmly ignored like in the original standoff and normal people will be outraged that once again, insane white douchebags get a pass in the same country where a 12-year-old black kid got gunned down by cops for the crime of holding a toy in a park.
i'm hoping it goes the Waco route because i wasn't alive for that

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

i wonder if they have any food

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Ars Arcanum posted:

I hope this ends...well, actually, I can't think of a good way for it to end.

precision drone strike on their tent shantytown while they're in the middle of a weenie roast

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Noblesse Obliged posted:

i wonder if they have any food

It's a wildlife refuge and they have guns

You figure it out

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

The militia can be called the North American Defense Squad (NADS)

No, Great North American Defense Squad (GNADS) because we don't want to be confused with that fruity hair removal stuff that everyone loved circa 2000.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

BottledBodhisvata posted:

It's a wildlife refuge and they have guns

You figure it out

UGH...Venison AGAIN!?!?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

BottledBodhisvata posted:

It's a wildlife refuge and they have guns

You figure it out

lmao it's a desert that's mostly empty except for the rare deer and a couple coyotes

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

What's wrong with drone striking these yahoos?

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

BottledBodhisvata posted:

It's a wildlife refuge and they have guns

You figure it out

gosh darnit the governments one weakness! they cannot enter a wildlife refuge like an immortal in a church! daaaam

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Tom Gorman posted:

precision drone strike on their tent shantytown while they're in the middle of a weenie roast

Realistically the drone route is the best possible way for this to end.

I mean barring someone forming a competing militia and kicking off the Great Battle of poo poo Mountain

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
"where are they gonna poop" is the real million dollar question

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

What's wrong with drone striking these yahoos?

the computer targeting systems can only lock onto brown people

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Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Realistically the drone route is the best possible way for this to end.

I mean barring someone forming a competing militia and kicking off the Great Battle of poo poo Mountain

i think they'll just keep them in that building and bring in people to make fun of them all day for a few months

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