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lambskin
Dec 27, 2009

I THINK I AM THE PINNACLE OF HUMOR. WAIT HANG ON I HAVE TO GO POUR MILK INTO MY GAPING ASSHOLE!
Lurking the lurker thread
Also my first snipe :synpa:

lambskin fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Jan 6, 2016

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Klimpy Borf
Oct 22, 2010

King of Bees posted:

Lurkers! If you don't poo poo post often enough it will get impacted and a Goon will have to finger your cheeky bum bum to get your words out.

Mods: name change to cheeky bum bum please.

Can I request 3O for my fingering? I bet he knows how to hit the right spot.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

DrCornelius posted:

Can I request 3O for my fingering? I bet he knows how to hit the right spot.

Of course you can, friend. Of course you can.

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
i lurked for like... 10 years, yeesh. this account was me announcing to the world:

cuck

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Thankyou for your posts lurkers. I have lit candles for you at my posting shrine

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
i'm drunk and i approve this message.

lurkers who wish to be adopted, PM me.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

H.H posted:

i'm drunk and i approve this message.

lurkers who wish to be adopted, PM me.

amen to all of the above. still have this sweet new av i'm itching to give out.

International Log
Apr 3, 2007

Fluent in five foreign tongues!
Grimey Drawer
hello all,

my name is international log and i'm a lurker

actually i post in CC now and then, shitposting my awful renders

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Valko posted:

EllisD had cybersex with his uncle.

Lol i forgot about that

E

Did he try and extort him after or am i mixing up stories

International Log
Apr 3, 2007

Fluent in five foreign tongues!
Grimey Drawer
and my title is a lie, i only speak 2 languages

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008
if it wasnt isacc op'ing i would feel this thread 2 be less than honest


isacc good ppl tho

Klimpy Borf
Oct 22, 2010

Isaac posted:

Thankyou for your posts lurkers. I have lit candles for you at my posting shrine

Thanks Isaac, I like your posts and I hope to someday post like you. You're an inspiration to us all.

Note, I am not asking to be taken under your wing. I just hope to one day live with some kicking rad goats.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Thankyou ffor your kind words. This is what makes all the getting rip roaring and posting worthwhile

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008
truly a posting picasso

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Isaac posted:

Lol i forgot about that

E

Did he try and extort him after or am i mixing up stories

Yeah I think he got a 12" Plasma TV out of the deal after he threatened to reveal everything to his uncles wife.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I'm enjoying the aloha spirit! :rory:

Caredresser
Oct 10, 2012

by zen death robot
These boards are a shared canvas upon which a cacophony of poo poo is placed. different diets, different bowel disorders, all coming together to create art. I'm crying

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Sultan Pepper posted:

These boards are a shared canvas upon which a cacophony of poo poo is placed. different diets, different bowel disorders, all coming together to create art. I'm crying

Rad Wood
Dec 26, 2005
Segata Sanshiro!
Posting for the second time this year. See you all next year!

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


Greetings, my fellow compatriots!

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i made a fart with my butt

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
now im walking out of this thread in slow motion with the pacific rim theme ramps up behind me and explosions go ofg

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008
alright man have a good night

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
thanks

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
first time poaster (:D), greetings

ArgoATX
Dec 10, 2014

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

first time poaster (:D), greetings

you're doing good, keep it up

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

lambskin posted:

Lurking the lurker thread
Also my first snipe :synpa:

niiice

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Gatekeeper posted:

oh man, lurking was some wild poo poo, bud. i lurked for like a decade, man, just readin posts and never writin em. i was so spooked by probbs and bans, and those mean dudes who critique your posting style and pass mad judgments on us, posting was just OVERWHELMINGGGG!!!! but then i decided that those jerks could gently caress right off and i started postin whatever the heck i wanted and it was great. i made like a couple dozen friends and cool people say nice things to me a lot and i have great chats about great topics with great people and everything is chill and cool and good.

i will NOT adopt a lurker but i WILL offer them all advice: post like no one's reading :allears: and have a great day friends

Hell yeah. I liked your dr who thread a while back.

Rationale
May 17, 2005

America runs on in'
I made the first confession thread but it wasn't anonymous

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

Sorry, I only post in star trek and dwarf fortress threads once a year because I'm a giant nerd.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Tectonis posted:

Sorry, I only post in star trek and dwarf fortress threads once a year because I'm a giant nerd.

Thats okay i post in tge roguelikes thread in games when im not in gbs

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im a lvl 12 rouge

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

A misanthrope posted:

this is me lurking



i loved species

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Orkin Mang posted:

im a lvl 12 rouge

Can you let us in on a secret? How does one best avoid sneak attack damage as a bottom?

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Ohh yeah, and I mostly lurk out of apathy

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

nomadologique posted:

i loved species

it's predator you retard

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

rock rock posted:

Can you let us in on a secret? How does one best avoid sneak attack damage as a bottom?

always be turtleheading

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Orkin Mang posted:

im a lvl 12 rouge

Hell yeah. I am only lvl 8 atm. :ohdear:

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Jukeboxblues posted:

Hell yeah. I am only lvl 8 atm. :ohdear:

i tried to play pilars of eterniyt and it loving sucked poo poo.

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Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

Orkin Mang posted:

i tried to play pilars of eterniyt and it loving sucked poo poo.

I miss the rowdy trout.

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