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She's on the loving Star Wars wiki now. She's asking me how many kids Hans Olo has and I had to explain the concept of canon when she started bringing up EU characters. I don't understand why this is happening to me.
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your only recourse is to travel back in time and seduce your dad into the homosexual life style before he impregnates your mom.
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Jan 3, 2016 11:48
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Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:your only recourse is to travel back in time and seduce your dad into the homosexual life style before he impregnates your mom. That would mean he'd be sexhaving during the 80s. I don't want my dad to get AIDS.
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Jan 3, 2016 11:53
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i suggest you write out your thoughts on canon and present it rationally to er at another time maybe quiz that sniz
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Jan 3, 2016 11:54
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Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:your only recourse is to travel back in time and seduce your dad into the homosexual life style before he impregnates your mom. This is pretty much the only thing to do.
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Jan 3, 2016 11:55
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Uueaaah here come the rooster yeeeeaaaaaahhhhh
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Jan 3, 2016 12:05
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He aint gonna diiiiieeeeeeyeyeyeyeye
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Jan 3, 2016 12:06
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Wife and kids. Household pets. Army green was no safe bet
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Jan 3, 2016 12:06
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Yeeeeeaaah here come the rooster yeeeaa-aEEEEEYAAAAA
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Jan 3, 2016 12:07
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Please show us a pic of your mom.
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Jan 3, 2016 12:11
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unfortunately, your mom has contracted autism. the only solution is to vaccinate her until she becomes so autistic it wraps back around to normalcy.
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Jan 3, 2016 12:13
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Gloriaahh sends me pixrures of my boys Wawm wawm
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Jan 3, 2016 12:13
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show her the darth jar jar theory then make her watch Episode I over and over until she agrees.
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Jan 3, 2016 12:27
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Just like you had to show your mom how to email you need to introduce her to wookiepedia
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Jan 3, 2016 12:34
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Woooooh oooh ooooh pooh oooh wooohoohoo Wooo hooo
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Jan 3, 2016 12:44
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Isaac posted:Woooooh oooh ooooh pooh oooh wooohoohoo a very cogent post by forums poster "Isaac" thank you for the contribution.
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Jan 3, 2016 12:46
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FrenchToasty posted:Please show us a pic of your mom.
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Jan 3, 2016 12:54
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No can do, sorry internet friends.
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Jan 3, 2016 12:55
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Just tell her its a loving cartoon for children and to get over it already
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Jan 3, 2016 13:28
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"And he cried mightily with a strong voice, saying, Star Wars is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of dumbshits, and the hold of every foul spirit and a cage of every unclean and hateful bird."
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Jan 3, 2016 13:32
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they're important questions
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Jan 3, 2016 13:35
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Some guy online pointed out that in one of the first trailers it has Luke saying something like "The Force is strong in my family, I have it, my father had it, my sister has it, and YOU have it.."
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Jan 3, 2016 14:05
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then he touched r2d2 with his robot hand so obv r2 is a jedi (and lukes sister)
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Jan 3, 2016 14:06
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Professor Shark posted:Some guy online pointed out that in one of the first trailers it has Luke saying something like "The Force is strong in my family, I have it, my father had it, my sister has it, and YOU have it.." What I got you gotta give it your mama, what I got you gotta give it to your papa, what I got you got to give to dog till you do a little dance and and you drink a little water.
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Jan 3, 2016 14:10
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Volcott posted:She's on the loving Star Wars wiki now. She's asking me how many kids Hans Olo has and I had to explain the concept of canon when she started bringing up EU characters. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
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Jan 3, 2016 14:12
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Honestly, I don't think I'm old/Jewish enough to pull off that song. This is a much lower tier of first-world white person problem than what you'd see in a Larry David production.
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Jan 3, 2016 14:16
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Volcott posted:Honestly, I don't think I'm old/Jewish enough to pull off that song. This is a much lower tier of first-world white person problem than what you'd see in a Larry David production. if you're not willing to time travel, you don't have many more options.
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Jan 3, 2016 14:17
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Volcott posted:She's on the loving Star Wars wiki now. She's asking me how many kids Hans Olo has and I had to explain the concept of canon when she started bringing up EU characters. Clearly your only option is to EBAY every single Star Wars novel ever made and tell her "It's all true, all of it."
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Jan 3, 2016 14:18
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Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:if you're not willing to time travel, you don't have many more options. I mean, I enjoy a good deli sandwich and I can kinda play mahjong but that's about it.
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Jan 3, 2016 14:18
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ALTERNATE OPTION: Make her watch the Star Wars Christmas Special It might cure her of caring
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Jan 3, 2016 14:20
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your mum knows about star wars EU?
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Jan 3, 2016 14:27
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gender illusionist posted:your mum knows about star wars EU? She does now? I guess?
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Jan 3, 2016 14:32
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She needs to know about the lightsaber armor.
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Jan 3, 2016 14:43
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Politicians hide themselves away; they only started the war. Why should they go out to fight? They leave battle to the poor.
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Jan 3, 2016 14:49
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Professor Shark posted:Some guy online pointed out that in one of the first trailers it has Luke saying something like "The Force is strong in my family, I have it, my father had it, my sister has it, and YOU have it.." They took that line from return of the jedi.
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Jan 3, 2016 14:49
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Star wars and star trek are both garbage for children and tumblrites hth
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Jan 3, 2016 14:50
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOeKidp-iWo
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Jan 3, 2016 15:36
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Volcott posted:She's on the loving Star Wars wiki now. She's asking me how many kids Hans Olo has and I had to explain the concept of canon when she started bringing up EU characters. 
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Rey is the new incarnation of Ken Palpatine - like Kylo Ren is based on Jacen Solo It turns out Leia in this movie is a robot and the real Leia is being held on Mount Yoda.
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