Ah ha! My prediction comes true! The truly smart, sexy, and insightful members of our viewing audience have chosen me as the most entertaining, the best of the best. They know who really draws people to the fights! You gotta put me in, CPig. The people cry out for me!
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Kashuno posted:Gotta build some hype The big issue is that I made the game world actually fit my story, the wrestling market is really low, but rising and we are just a small local company , also the only promotion in the entire world. I have given us a year to grow before all the actual real wrestlers begin to emerge and the other real promotions set up shop and our real competition begins. This game makes it slow to build your popularity, because of our size the best we can do rating wise is probably an F+ for a show or match. it would be a struggle to get a D- (next up from F+) So there really isn't much to be done except keep booking shows and getting as many F+ as possible and when we grow to "Small" the next step up from local we will be able to do C+ matches which is where we will really start gaining real popularity. When December hits though, it's gonna be a fight because its set up to where when the peopl in the business see we are doing well its going to be people like Hogan and ric flair opening promotions and top talents like the rock and undertaker are going to be in contention again so we will really have to pick our game up then. CapitalistPig fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Jan 12, 2016 |
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I don't understand any of that
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 03:17 |
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Kashuno posted:I don't understand any of that My condolences on your lack of reading comprehension.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 03:20 |
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I may have lost the match, but I won financially
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 03:23 |
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imgay posted:I may have lost the match, but I won financially Starting the company with 50 million dollars is great, because I can throw bonuses at unhappy people until they stop bitching.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 03:24 |
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Yeah! gently caress you, Kash! gently caress you, BK ! CA-NA-DA! CA-NA-DA!
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 03:26 |
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Wait, another announcer? No, we can't have that, PMom just doesn't understand the circuit, what it used to be, what it could be again.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 05:13 |
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imgay posted:I may have lost the match, but I won financially Now you can buy all the putrid silt you ever dreamed of! You must be so happy. I am satisfied to have had another chance to display my mastery, but the one I truly wish to face is too cowardly to fight, insulting CPig to try and get out of the beating that he knows is coming to him. Also, just to be certain, an E-ranked match is a higher rating than an F, right?
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 05:24 |
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My playgirl shoots amped up the crowd
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 05:28 |
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The Lord of Hats posted:Now you can buy all the putrid silt you ever dreamed of! You must be so happy. I am satisfied to have had another chance to display my mastery, but the one I truly wish to face is too cowardly to fight, insulting CPig to try and get out of the beating that he knows is coming to him. Oh yes sorry I reversed them E+ is the highest we can get right now not F+ but anything F+ or above for our final show grade will not lower our popularity and should get more people at our next show. We have to slowly chip away at it.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 06:39 |
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Also the note that says we don't have enough interesting storylines will go away after the next show because thats when the tournaments will be over and I can split everyone up into individual storylines. I also need to figure out a 3 man stable to oppose The Company , but not until they've run rampant for a few weeks to build some good story.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 06:41 |
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Where i at wtf pig???
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 06:45 |
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Tommunist posted:Where i at wtf pig??? Can't fit every single wrestler into every single show. You don't see every single wrestler in every show on real wrestling either.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 06:47 |
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That week 1 loss to Lord of Hats looks slightly better, and an F ~*~plus~*~? Things are looking up for Powers Pecota.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 09:08 |
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Taste tapped out. In a horrible, slog of a match.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 17:08 |
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Tommunist posted:Where i at wtf pig??? I won a moral victory this week clearly
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 18:14 |
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i won a actual victory that matters
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 18:30 |
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Im glad nobody interrupted my schedule of napping and reading magazines while I make Little Macs.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 19:36 |
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Next weeks exciting card! Thats an eight man tag team match with Bottleknight and Podima VS CCKeane and Power of Pecota VS Meinberg and Tremendous Taste VS Kashuno and TMMadman! Gay Mysterio vs Little Mac in the second round of the Serial Killer King Tournament Poison Mushroom Vs The Lord of H.A.T.S. in second round serial killer king tournament Grudge match action! And the FINAL match of the Mafia World Championship Tournament ! A winner is decided tonight in a THREE WAY TRIPLE THREAT MATCH! Eccoraven VS JakeP VS Tommunist for the Mafia World Championship! How will this play out? JakeP hired Eccoraven to help him win the first round, but now Ecco wants the title and Cpig and Opopanax are there to help their fellow Company Goon win! Will Tommunist be able to survive the onslaught and walk away with the belt? Tune in to find out!
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 19:51 |
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Pecota you're cool doing this alone, right? I'm going to lay down for a bit.
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With the power of myself and Tremendous Taste combined, there is nothing that can stop us!
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 20:03 |
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A fart could stop you in your tracks
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 20:04 |
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imgay posted:A fart could stop you in your tracks Most of Meinberg's farts launch him forward like a rocket.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 20:12 |
imgay posted:A fart could stop you in your tracks wrong CCKeane posted:Most of Meinberg's farts launch him forward like a rocket. wrong again
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 20:25 |
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TM and Kash should be forced to tag team every week
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 22:18 |
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Rarity posted:TM and Kash should be forced to tag team every week Yeah I thought that was funny too.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 22:24 |
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Rarity posted:TM and Kash should be forced to tag team every week Okay this is awesome.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 22:24 |
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CapitalistPig posted:Oh yes sorry I reversed them E+ is the highest we can get right now not F+ Okay, so as I understand it we're actually putting on pretty good shows, but since our audience is absolutely miniscule, that automatically puts the description as "godawful", because that rating is some value multiplied by the crowd or something? Or do we all just suck at this.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 22:30 |
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The Lord of Hats posted:Okay, so as I understand it we're actually putting on pretty good shows, but since our audience is absolutely miniscule, that automatically puts the description as "godawful", because that rating is some value multiplied by the crowd or something? Or do we all just suck at this. Yes exactly that, we are putting on really good shows for our size.
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 23:16 |
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CapitalistPig posted:Yes exactly that, we are putting on really good shows for our size. *naps on floor for 15 full minutes*
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 23:45 |
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Rarity posted:TM and Kash should be forced to tag team every week We spend the first 10 minutes of the match arguing while our enemies are confused, then take advantage of their confusion and our mutual rage by directing our anger toward the opponent until they submit
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 23:50 |
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Rarity posted:TM and Kash should be forced to tag team every week We could be called 'mountains of swag'
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 23:51 |
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CCKeane posted:Pecota you're cool doing this alone, right? I'm going to lay down for a bit. For sure! *shatters hand giving a thumbs-up*
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 23:57 |
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TMMadman posted:We could be called 'mountains of swag' i think fart patrol is more accurate
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 23:57 |
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Power of Pecota posted:For sure! *shatters hand giving a thumbs-up* *gives Pecota a high five, shattering Pecota's remaining good hand*
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# ? Jan 12, 2016 23:59 |
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Podima and I are going to kick butt. With bottles.
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# ? Jan 17, 2016 16:35 |
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BottleKnight posted:Podima and I are going to kick butt. Better hope it's a bottle of aspirin because you're going to be in a world of hurt.
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# ? Jan 17, 2016 16:58 |
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*hears Keane mumble something about aspirin while sleeping on ground* Man, what a slacker.
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# ? Jan 17, 2016 17:05 |
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Everyone knows Kash and I are going to win it all. So you losers are arguing about who is going to be the first loser.
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