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Meinberg
Oct 9, 2011

inspired by but legally distinct from CATS (2019)
Ah ha! My prediction comes true! The truly smart, sexy, and insightful members of our viewing audience have chosen me as the most entertaining, the best of the best. They know who really draws people to the fights! You gotta put me in, CPig. The people cry out for me!

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CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

Kashuno posted:

Gotta build some hype

The big issue is that I made the game world actually fit my story, the wrestling market is really low, but rising and we are just a small local company , also the only promotion in the entire world.

I have given us a year to grow before all the actual real wrestlers begin to emerge and the other real promotions set up shop and our real competition begins.

This game makes it slow to build your popularity, because of our size the best we can do rating wise is probably an F+ for a show or match. it would be a struggle to get a D- (next up from F+)

So there really isn't much to be done except keep booking shows and getting as many F+ as possible and when we grow to "Small" the next step up from local we will be able to do C+ matches which is where we will really start gaining real popularity.

When December hits though, it's gonna be a fight because its set up to where when the peopl in the business see we are doing well its going to be people like Hogan and ric flair opening promotions and top talents like the rock and undertaker are going to be in contention again so we will really have to pick our game up then.

CapitalistPig fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Jan 12, 2016

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
I don't understand any of that

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

Kashuno posted:

I don't understand any of that

My condolences on your lack of reading comprehension.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I may have lost the match, but I won financially

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

imgay posted:

I may have lost the match, but I won financially

Starting the company with 50 million dollars is great, because I can throw bonuses at unhappy people until they stop bitching.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Yeah! gently caress you, Kash! gently caress you, BK !
CA-NA-DA! CA-NA-DA!

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006

Wait, another announcer? No, we can't have that, PMom just doesn't understand the circuit, what it used to be, what it could be again.

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

imgay posted:

I may have lost the match, but I won financially

Now you can buy all the putrid silt you ever dreamed of! You must be so happy. I am satisfied to have had another chance to display my mastery, but the one I truly wish to face is too cowardly to fight, insulting CPig to try and get out of the beating that he knows is coming to him.

Also, just to be certain, an E-ranked match is a higher rating than an F, right?

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
My playgirl shoots amped up the crowd

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

The Lord of Hats posted:

Now you can buy all the putrid silt you ever dreamed of! You must be so happy. I am satisfied to have had another chance to display my mastery, but the one I truly wish to face is too cowardly to fight, insulting CPig to try and get out of the beating that he knows is coming to him.

Also, just to be certain, an E-ranked match is a higher rating than an F, right?

Oh yes sorry I reversed them E+ is the highest we can get right now not F+

but anything F+ or above for our final show grade will not lower our popularity and should get more people at our next show.

We have to slowly chip away at it.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
Also the note that says we don't have enough interesting storylines will go away after the next show because thats when the tournaments will be over and I can split everyone up into individual storylines.

I also need to figure out a 3 man stable to oppose The Company , but not until they've run rampant for a few weeks to build some good story.

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...
Where i at wtf pig???

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

Tommunist posted:

Where i at wtf pig???

Can't fit every single wrestler into every single show.

You don't see every single wrestler in every show on real wrestling either.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

That week 1 loss to Lord of Hats looks slightly better, and an F ~*~plus~*~? Things are looking up for Powers Pecota.

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

Taste tapped out. In a horrible, slog of a match.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Tommunist posted:

Where i at wtf pig???

I won a moral victory this week clearly

:smugdog:

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
i won a actual victory that matters

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Im glad nobody interrupted my schedule of napping and reading magazines while I make Little Macs.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
Next weeks exciting card!



Thats an eight man tag team match with Bottleknight and Podima VS CCKeane and Power of Pecota VS Meinberg and Tremendous Taste VS Kashuno and TMMadman!

Gay Mysterio vs Little Mac in the second round of the Serial Killer King Tournament

Poison Mushroom Vs The Lord of H.A.T.S. in second round serial killer king tournament Grudge match action!

And the FINAL match of the Mafia World Championship Tournament ! A winner is decided tonight in a :siren:THREE WAY TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!:siren:

Eccoraven VS JakeP VS Tommunist for the Mafia World Championship!

How will this play out?

JakeP hired Eccoraven to help him win the first round, but now Ecco wants the title and Cpig and Opopanax are there to help their fellow Company Goon win!

Will Tommunist be able to survive the onslaught and walk away with the belt?

Tune in to find out!

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Pecota you're cool doing this alone, right? I'm going to lay down for a bit.

Meinberg
Oct 9, 2011

inspired by but legally distinct from CATS (2019)
With the power of myself and Tremendous Taste combined, there is nothing that can stop us!

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
A fart could stop you in your tracks

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

imgay posted:

A fart could stop you in your tracks

Most of Meinberg's farts launch him forward like a rocket.

Meinberg
Oct 9, 2011

inspired by but legally distinct from CATS (2019)

imgay posted:

A fart could stop you in your tracks

wrong

CCKeane posted:

Most of Meinberg's farts launch him forward like a rocket.

wrong again

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
TM and Kash should be forced to tag team every week

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

Rarity posted:

TM and Kash should be forced to tag team every week

Yeah I thought that was funny too.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Rarity posted:

TM and Kash should be forced to tag team every week

Okay this is awesome.

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

CapitalistPig posted:

Oh yes sorry I reversed them E+ is the highest we can get right now not F+

but anything F+ or above for our final show grade will not lower our popularity and should get more people at our next show.

We have to slowly chip away at it.

Okay, so as I understand it we're actually putting on pretty good shows, but since our audience is absolutely miniscule, that automatically puts the description as "godawful", because that rating is some value multiplied by the crowd or something? Or do we all just suck at this.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

The Lord of Hats posted:

Okay, so as I understand it we're actually putting on pretty good shows, but since our audience is absolutely miniscule, that automatically puts the description as "godawful", because that rating is some value multiplied by the crowd or something? Or do we all just suck at this.

Yes exactly that, we are putting on really good shows for our size.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

CapitalistPig posted:

Yes exactly that, we are putting on really good shows for our size.

*naps on floor for 15 full minutes*

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

Rarity posted:

TM and Kash should be forced to tag team every week

We spend the first 10 minutes of the match arguing while our enemies are confused, then take advantage of their confusion and our mutual rage by directing our anger toward the opponent until they submit

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Rarity posted:

TM and Kash should be forced to tag team every week

We could be called 'mountains of swag'

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

CCKeane posted:

Pecota you're cool doing this alone, right? I'm going to lay down for a bit.

For sure! *shatters hand giving a thumbs-up*

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

TMMadman posted:

We could be called 'mountains of swag'

i think fart patrol is more accurate

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Power of Pecota posted:

For sure! *shatters hand giving a thumbs-up*

*gives Pecota a high five, shattering Pecota's remaining good hand*

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this
Podima and I are going to kick butt.

With bottles.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

BottleKnight posted:

Podima and I are going to kick butt.

With bottles.

Better hope it's a bottle of aspirin because you're going to be in a world of hurt.

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this
*hears Keane mumble something about aspirin while sleeping on ground*

Man, what a slacker.

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Everyone knows Kash and I are going to win it all.

So you losers are arguing about who is going to be the first loser.

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