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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

imgay posted:

I'll challenge u to a diva match rarity.

You can't handle this much woman on you

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TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

Podima posted:

so nice to see they're imitating you

Sizzle

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Gay Mysterious can handle anything.

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...
But can he handle a clone of himself?

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Only gay Mysterious brother gayer Mysterious can defeat him.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
Women's division is coming as more wrestlers are created in the world and we get bigger and can handle a Much larger roster.

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...
How can I enter the woman's league as a male????

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

Tommunist posted:

How can I enter the woman's league as a male????

Change your gender.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
its the 21st century i say you should be able to join whichever league you want, and anyone who says otherwise is a biggot

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

JakeP posted:

its the 21st century i say you should be able to join whichever league you want, and anyone who says otherwise is a biggot

Hey don't blame me, blame the world for creating ernie, dhaes, and captain foo first.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Since I'm a genderless mushroom, can I be in both leagues?

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

IM BACK BABY

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

*barfs on floor, trips on it*

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...
gross

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
Something came up, I will post tonights episode tomorrow.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
Live from George Washington Elementary Auditorium in NJ in front of a record crowd of 27 people Ittttsssssssssss GOON FIGHTS REBORN!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6adloaeyI2U

SSV: Welcome folks once again we have a real slobberknocker for you tonight!

Pinmom: That's right Sir Sam, Jakep and Tommunist once and for all for the world title in a 30 Minute Iron Man Match!

Grandi: Can you believe it Sam? Tonight is the night that JakeP takes it to this newcomer and shows him what a real champ is made of.

SSV: We also have Gay Mysterio Vs. Opopanax for the Serial Killer King Cup!

Pinmom: Yes indeed, you may remember Gay Mysterio's fantastic performance last week earning himself a number one contender spot.

SSV: That is right, this kid has loads of potential!

Grandi: He's no Dr. Hurt that's for sure.

SSV: Well lets get to it then because that's our first match of the night here is Gay Mysterio's music!



Match 1: Opopanax Vs Gay Myseterio for the Serial Killer King Cup!



Opopanax is celebrating in the ring and The Lord of Hats come's out of nowhere and lays him flat!!!



Match 2 Eccoraven Vs Podima



Meinberg sneaks up on little mac in the shower and replaces his shampoo with Icy Hot and sneaks away with rubbing his hands together and twirling his long curly mustache.

Little mac begins to scream and shout a moment later.
Oh Meinberg you zany prankster you.



Match 3 Kashuno Vs TMMadman



CCKeane is in the ring and he begins to cut a promo while Dhaes stands back quietly looking menacing.

Keane stands heroically having donned his old cape and mask getup.

"Super Evil Friends! We will not stand for your evil ways! The power of friendship will overcome the vile forces of deceit!"

"We have taken the championship belts from you and have beaten you back once and for...."

Keane is interrupted by Super Evil Friends music.

Taste begins to speak as Ernie stands back looking dangerous.

"Not so fast Super Friends! You forgot who you're dealing with old man!"

The crowd begins to boo.

"SHUT UP, no one cares about anything you stupid rednecks have to say!"

The crowd boos even louder as Taste just drinks it all in.

"Super Friends, you think you have those belts because you won? HAH this is exactly what we wanted. We lulled you into a false sense of security by letting you get the belts. Next week on Goon Fights it is going to be you vs. us in a No disqualification Tables Ladders Chairs Match for the Tag Team Titles!!!"

The crowd cheers and Keane shouts "We will defeat you anywhere at anytime in any match and we will beat you every time!!!"

Keane throws down the mic and the Super Evil Friends go back to the locker room smiling.



Match 4 Bottleknight Vs Power of Pecota Vs Captain Foo in a three way match.



Main Event! JakeP Vs Tommunist in a 30 Minute Ironman Match for the Goon Fights World Mafia Heavyweight Championship!!



JakeP the New Champ!

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
Week In Review


This thing again





girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
I did not appear this week, therefore I do not care.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Yesssssssssssssssssss

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
tommunist died in the ring just like he prolly died IRL

Meinberg
Oct 9, 2011

inspired by but legally distinct from CATS (2019)

JakeP posted:

Yesssssssssssssssssss

You may be champion, but the people care more about me pranking Mac than anything you do.

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...
i will return (from the dead)

Meinberg
Oct 9, 2011

inspired by but legally distinct from CATS (2019)

Tommunist posted:

i will return (from the dead)

I'm glad you're one of the smart(ish) zombies, Tomm.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

Poison Mushroom posted:

I did not appear this week, therefore I do not care.

Somebody isn't reading.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Wow what the gently caress Hats?

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

CapitalistPig posted:

Somebody isn't reading.
That's what I said. :shrug:

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Can me and Gay Mysterio have a storyline where we run a Xtreme Rock Paper Scissors Tournament?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3764040

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

Meinberg posted:

I'm glad you're one of the smart(ish) zombies, Tomm.

Oh no, my brains are decaying.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

Poison Mushroom posted:

That's what I said. :shrug:

No it isn't. Because you are in this episode.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Tommunist posted:

Oh no, my brains are decaying.

You were a better worker in ECW

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

Opopanax posted:

Wow what the gently caress Hats?

You deserved it :colbert:

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
Hats? More like FATS

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
:boom:

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
Live from George Washington Elementary Auditorium in NJ in front of a crowd of 19 people Ittttsssssssssss GOON FIGHTS REBORN!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6adloaeyI2U

SSV: Hello again everyone and welcome to Goon Fights!

Grandi: We sure do have plenty going on tonight!

Pinmom: Oh and it looks like we are getting right into it tonight!

SSV: And here comes kashuno in one final attempt to see who is truly better! Let's go to the ring!

Match 1 TMMadman VS Kashuno Rubber match



Super friends are hanging around backstage when super evil friends surprise them and beat them to the ground!



Match 2: Opopanax Vs Lord of HATS in a rematch for the title!



Match 3: Little Mac Vs Meinberg



Match 4: Poison Mushroom Vs Gay Mysterio



Eccoraven comes out with ring gear on and grabs a microphone.

"I have a match with Podima right now and he has won one and I have won one. I will destroy you again Podima and you will never show your face on my doorstep again!"

He drops the microphone and podimas music comes on.



Match 5: Podima Vs Eccoraven Rubber Match



Match 6: Captain Foo Vs Pop



(Pop dominated in this match and is starting to get really over.)

To celebrate his new main event status bottleknight will be facing JakeP!

Match 7: JakeP vs BottleKnight for the Mafia World Championship

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
Week In Review







Umm yeah, also only manager in the world currently.


I decided we needed a school to train new wrestlers!


Well look who decided to put himself back close to the business. Dustin Rhodes (Golddust) is the head trainer at our dojo.



Officially announcing a new title!

The Golden Winged Sandals will be a new title for high fliers only!

We really CAN see who the best high flier in the world is.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
I'll click my heels and kick your rear end, Gay Mysterio!

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?
Spoiler alert: the best high flier is me.

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...
i rule

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Workers wrestling the same people week after week in feuds where they trade wins and nobody gets over? When did Goon Fights become WWE?

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imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Mama Mia!

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