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imgay posted:I'll challenge u to a diva match rarity. You can't handle this much woman on you
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 18:38 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 08:21 |
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Podima posted:so nice to see they're imitating you Sizzle
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 19:03 |
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Gay Mysterious can handle anything.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 19:04 |
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But can he handle a clone of himself?
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 19:05 |
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Only gay Mysterious brother gayer Mysterious can defeat him.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 19:09 |
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Women's division is coming as more wrestlers are created in the world and we get bigger and can handle a Much larger roster.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 20:20 |
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How can I enter the woman's league as a male????
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 20:22 |
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Tommunist posted:How can I enter the woman's league as a male???? Change your gender.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 20:23 |
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its the 21st century i say you should be able to join whichever league you want, and anyone who says otherwise is a biggot
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 20:26 |
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JakeP posted:its the 21st century i say you should be able to join whichever league you want, and anyone who says otherwise is a biggot Hey don't blame me, blame the world for creating ernie, dhaes, and captain foo first.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 20:33 |
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Since I'm a genderless mushroom, can I be in both leagues?
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 22:31 |
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IM BACK BABY
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 22:51 |
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*barfs on floor, trips on it*
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 22:51 |
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gross
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# ? Feb 13, 2016 20:00 |
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Something came up, I will post tonights episode tomorrow.
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# ? Feb 16, 2016 01:55 |
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Live from George Washington Elementary Auditorium in NJ in front of a record crowd of 27 people Ittttsssssssssss GOON FIGHTS REBORN!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6adloaeyI2U SSV: Welcome folks once again we have a real slobberknocker for you tonight! Pinmom: That's right Sir Sam, Jakep and Tommunist once and for all for the world title in a 30 Minute Iron Man Match! Grandi: Can you believe it Sam? Tonight is the night that JakeP takes it to this newcomer and shows him what a real champ is made of. SSV: We also have Gay Mysterio Vs. Opopanax for the Serial Killer King Cup! Pinmom: Yes indeed, you may remember Gay Mysterio's fantastic performance last week earning himself a number one contender spot. SSV: That is right, this kid has loads of potential! Grandi: He's no Dr. Hurt that's for sure. SSV: Well lets get to it then because that's our first match of the night here is Gay Mysterio's music! Match 1: Opopanax Vs Gay Myseterio for the Serial Killer King Cup! Opopanax is celebrating in the ring and The Lord of Hats come's out of nowhere and lays him flat!!! Match 2 Eccoraven Vs Podima Meinberg sneaks up on little mac in the shower and replaces his shampoo with Icy Hot and sneaks away with rubbing his hands together and twirling his long curly mustache. Little mac begins to scream and shout a moment later. Oh Meinberg you zany prankster you. Match 3 Kashuno Vs TMMadman CCKeane is in the ring and he begins to cut a promo while Dhaes stands back quietly looking menacing. Keane stands heroically having donned his old cape and mask getup. "Super Evil Friends! We will not stand for your evil ways! The power of friendship will overcome the vile forces of deceit!" "We have taken the championship belts from you and have beaten you back once and for...." Keane is interrupted by Super Evil Friends music. Taste begins to speak as Ernie stands back looking dangerous. "Not so fast Super Friends! You forgot who you're dealing with old man!" The crowd begins to boo. "SHUT UP, no one cares about anything you stupid rednecks have to say!" The crowd boos even louder as Taste just drinks it all in. "Super Friends, you think you have those belts because you won? HAH this is exactly what we wanted. We lulled you into a false sense of security by letting you get the belts. Next week on Goon Fights it is going to be you vs. us in a No disqualification Tables Ladders Chairs Match for the Tag Team Titles!!!" The crowd cheers and Keane shouts "We will defeat you anywhere at anytime in any match and we will beat you every time!!!" Keane throws down the mic and the Super Evil Friends go back to the locker room smiling. Match 4 Bottleknight Vs Power of Pecota Vs Captain Foo in a three way match. Main Event! JakeP Vs Tommunist in a 30 Minute Ironman Match for the Goon Fights World Mafia Heavyweight Championship!! JakeP the New Champ!
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# ? Feb 16, 2016 23:16 |
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Week In Review This thing again
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# ? Feb 16, 2016 23:18 |
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I did not appear this week, therefore I do not care.
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# ? Feb 16, 2016 23:22 |
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Yesssssssssssssssssss
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# ? Feb 16, 2016 23:31 |
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tommunist died in the ring just like he prolly died IRL
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# ? Feb 16, 2016 23:32 |
JakeP posted:Yesssssssssssssssssss You may be champion, but the people care more about me pranking Mac than anything you do.
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# ? Feb 16, 2016 23:34 |
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i will return (from the dead)
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 00:11 |
Tommunist posted:i will return (from the dead) I'm glad you're one of the smart(ish) zombies, Tomm.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 00:36 |
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Poison Mushroom posted:I did not appear this week, therefore I do not care. Somebody isn't reading.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 00:40 |
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Wow what the gently caress Hats?
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 00:58 |
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CapitalistPig posted:Somebody isn't reading.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 01:01 |
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Can me and Gay Mysterio have a storyline where we run a Xtreme Rock Paper Scissors Tournament? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3764040
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 01:11 |
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Meinberg posted:I'm glad you're one of the smart(ish) zombies, Tomm. Oh no, my brains are decaying.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 01:17 |
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Poison Mushroom posted:That's what I said. No it isn't. Because you are in this episode.
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 04:01 |
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Tommunist posted:Oh no, my brains are decaying. You were a better worker in ECW
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 12:52 |
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Opopanax posted:Wow what the gently caress Hats? You deserved it
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 15:08 |
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Hats? More like FATS
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 15:23 |
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# ? Feb 17, 2016 15:23 |
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Live from George Washington Elementary Auditorium in NJ in front of a crowd of 19 people Ittttsssssssssss GOON FIGHTS REBORN!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6adloaeyI2U SSV: Hello again everyone and welcome to Goon Fights! Grandi: We sure do have plenty going on tonight! Pinmom: Oh and it looks like we are getting right into it tonight! SSV: And here comes kashuno in one final attempt to see who is truly better! Let's go to the ring! Match 1 TMMadman VS Kashuno Rubber match Super friends are hanging around backstage when super evil friends surprise them and beat them to the ground! Match 2: Opopanax Vs Lord of HATS in a rematch for the title! Match 3: Little Mac Vs Meinberg Match 4: Poison Mushroom Vs Gay Mysterio Eccoraven comes out with ring gear on and grabs a microphone. "I have a match with Podima right now and he has won one and I have won one. I will destroy you again Podima and you will never show your face on my doorstep again!" He drops the microphone and podimas music comes on. Match 5: Podima Vs Eccoraven Rubber Match Match 6: Captain Foo Vs Pop (Pop dominated in this match and is starting to get really over.) To celebrate his new main event status bottleknight will be facing JakeP! Match 7: JakeP vs BottleKnight for the Mafia World Championship
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 02:17 |
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Week In Review Umm yeah, also only manager in the world currently. I decided we needed a school to train new wrestlers! Well look who decided to put himself back close to the business. Dustin Rhodes (Golddust) is the head trainer at our dojo. Officially announcing a new title! The Golden Winged Sandals will be a new title for high fliers only! We really CAN see who the best high flier in the world is.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 02:23 |
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I'll click my heels and kick your rear end, Gay Mysterio!
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:00 |
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Spoiler alert: the best high flier is me.
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:33 |
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i rule
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 03:54 |
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Workers wrestling the same people week after week in feuds where they trade wins and nobody gets over? When did Goon Fights become WWE?
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# ? Feb 23, 2016 09:39 |
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Mama Mia!
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