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Borden
Jul 23, 2008

My crockpot broke so I used the ceramic pot to cook a curry in the oven. It took 2 hours as opposed to four hours.

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Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
You can put lovely meat in them and it'll be edible by the time you get home from work. Or just microwave all your food like a normal person.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





lmbo if you havent made the GWS pulled pork in your crockpot. poo poo is delish as gently caress

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
guys i never tought of it until reading this thread but i think i need one of these crocks pot things

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.

A misanthrope posted:

guys i never tought of it until reading this thread but i think i need one of these crocks pot things



That looks disgusting.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Crazyeyes posted:

That looks disgusting.

so does your moms vagoo but i still stuck my peener in it last night

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Crazyeyes posted:

That looks disgusting.

hot apple pie with ice cream owns and i assume this tastes the same even if it doesnt look as good.

hot/cold contrast in desserts is always pro

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
I really miss American public school apple cobbler.

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.

thathonkey posted:

hot apple pie with ice cream owns and i assume this tastes the same even if it doesnt look as good.

hot/cold contrast in desserts is always pro

Oh it probably tastes good, but just looks kinda mushy and wet.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Crazyeyes posted:

Oh it probably tastes good, but just looks kinda mushy and wet.

please see previous comment RE: your mom's slit

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.

A misanthrope posted:

please see previous comment RE: your mom's slit

How indecent.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I GOT AN 8 QUART STAINLESS STEEL BRAISER

I brown the food it goes in the oven at 200 or w/e

don't need some bullshit

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I aint making no pie gently caress pie that poo poo is way too much work I'll buy it from a goddamn bakery loving stupid bakers

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Xaris posted:

Or Magic bullet. those things are hot garbage that end up as lovely christmas presents that aren't even worth $10 bargain at a garage sale.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5Gn8jt55LQ

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Crazyeyes posted:

How indecent.

i imagine your av saying this and it fits really well

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

Crash_N_Burn posted:

I really wish I had a good slow cooker bbq pork recipe because all I ever make with mine are various stews and chilis. Thread needs more slow cooker recipes in general because GWS sucks.

It's not even really a recipe it's so easy. The night before you put a dry rub of your choice (and maybe a few drops of liquid smoke if you're really into faking it) on the biggest shoulder roast that'll fit in the cooker, next day take it out of the refrigerator and wrap it in foil (or don't, see if I give a gently caress), cook it on low for 10 hours. Shred with 2 forks, toss the bones/gristle/etc, add sauce of choice as you like (I buy Sweet Baby Rays for the kids, I don't like sauce on it).

basic rub - there's shitloads of them if you look around

2 tablespoons paprika
1 1/2 teaspoons dark brown sugar
1 1/2 teaspoons granulated sugar
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon ancho chile powder or generic chili powder
1 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1/2 teaspoon celery salt
1/2 teaspoon freshly ground pepper
1/2 teaspoon dry mustard
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
1/2 teaspoon onion powder

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Myron Baloney posted:

It's not even really a recipe it's so easy. The night before you put a dry rub of your choice (and maybe a few drops of liquid smoke if you're really into faking it) on the biggest shoulder roast that'll fit in the cooker, next day take it out of the refrigerator and wrap it in foil (or don't, see if I give a gently caress), cook it on low for 10 hours. Shred with 2 forks, toss the bones/gristle/etc, add sauce of choice as you like (I buy Sweet Baby Rays for the kids, I don't like sauce on it).

basic rub - there's shitloads of them if you look around

2 tablespoons paprika
1 1/2 teaspoons dark brown sugar
1 1/2 teaspoons granulated sugar
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon ancho chile powder or generic chili powder
1 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1/2 teaspoon celery salt
1/2 teaspoon freshly ground pepper
1/2 teaspoon dry mustard
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
1/2 teaspoon onion powder

I would like to suggest to all in the thread to use Captain Curt's Hot Boss Sauce on all pork products.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
I bought a Soda Stream because I thought Palestinians were getting a little smug.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
if i get a crock pot i think my cat will just try to lie on it for warms

just put the cat in the pot???

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

A misanthrope posted:

if i get a crock pot i think my cat will just try to lie on it for warms

just put the cat in the pot???

you can probably afford to hold off on that until the world truly descends into Mad Max style chaos after Yellowstone blows up during the second year of the Trump administration

assuming you aren't killed by the ash cloud of course

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Three Olives posted:

I bought a Soda Stream because I thought Palestinians were getting a little smug.

Are you going to passive aggressively serve a bunch of Muslims slightly flat soda? That will show them!

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

you can probably afford to hold off on that until the world truly descends into Mad Max style chaos after Yellowstone blows up during the second year of the Trump administration

assuming you aren't killed by the ash cloud of course

ok then next question: which crockpot will fit a whole human arm?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

A misanthrope posted:

ok then next question: which crockpot will fit a whole human arm?

All of them depending on how you chop them up. :confused:

How is this even a question?

babies havin rabies
Feb 24, 2006

I have some pork spare ribs in the crock pot RIGHT NOW

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

VendaGoat posted:

All of them depending on how you chop them up. :confused:

How is this even a question?

*holds a crock pot up to different parts of my chained prisoner in an apocalyptic wasteland

hmmm im just eyeballin it here but your butt looks crock potable

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




My mom got me an "Instant Pot" for Christmas. It's a combination crockpot/pressure cooker I guess.

I've only made beans with it so far but they were really good.

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

Crockpots and rice cookers fuel my life.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Fitzy Fitz posted:

My mom got me an "Instant Pot" for Christmas. It's a combination crockpot/pressure cooker I guess.

I've only made beans with it so far but they were really good.

OMG a friend of mine was just raving about that thing but first I have to adjust to life with a Crock-Pot before I get more fancy.

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




Yeah my mom and aunt bought into the hype. It is very nice though. Now I get to throw out my rice cooker and regular crock pot.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Ultimate lazy man's pulled pork:

Get some pork shoulder

Rub it with salt

Brown it on all sides in a pan with some oil

Put it in the crock pot with a can (12 oz) of your favorite root beer

Cook for 8 hrs on low

Shred with two forks, serve with your favorite BBQ sauce

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
We got a new crock pot for Xmas and tested it out for the first time this morning. Did coconut crockkpots.



thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
where's the pot at

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
y'all holdin ?? :confused:

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
useful for cooking cheap meat you would braise

or stews and chilis and things like that; anything you cook long and slow

a good cooking appliance though probably not strictly necessary if you have an oven and a bigass pot




the real question is are pressure cookers really good for anything

Willias
Sep 3, 2008

Borden posted:

My crockpot broke so I used the ceramic pot to cook a curry in the oven. It took 2 hours as opposed to four hours.

crockpots are supposed to take forever to cook. it's so you can put poo poo in them and forget about them or go to work and come home and oh hey there's some delicious food already made so I don't have to spend an hour cooking after i get off work

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i use mine to make garlic bread

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Whiskey Sours posted:

I think he means something like this ghetto water bath setup:



This is genius it's like 35 degrees out I would appreciate some warm water to bathe with

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
is your baby cold because you can't afford heating? keeping it in the crockpot will keep it warm on those cold nights.

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

Jenkem Delivery posted:

Ultimate lazy man's pulled pork:

Get some pork shoulder

Rub it with salt

Brown it on all sides in a pan pressure cooker with some oil

Put it in the crock pot presure cooker with a can (12 oz) of your favorite root beer

Cook for 8 hrs on low 30 minutes at high pressure

Shred with two forks, serve with your favorite BBQ sauce

ftfy

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Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.
My pressure cooker takes several hours to depressurize and cool enough to touch.

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