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gagelion2
Dec 8, 2015

by Shine
every time I turn on the radio, he's singing some gay song about how he would die for some lady who doesn't give a poo poo about him, or whether or not some woman would still love him if he were a loser in jail, or how he should have been nicer to some girl who cucked him and left him for some guy who -



...

oh.

...

OHHHH.

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

your first post after a week probation and it's this

good job, gage

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
It's crap.

I believe the musician Tyler, The Creator, in one of his songs, said he wanted to "stab Bruno Mars in his esophagus" and "wouldn't stop until the cops come". That's quite a beef.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
Bruno Mars is basically a really good celebrity impersonator.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


He's a small guy

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

his face looks airbrushed

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

He's gonna give it to you

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
that if i got locked away song is sung by the marroon five guy, isn't it?

rabble rabble
Mar 24, 2015



Nap Ghost
probably because it makes him millions of dollars annually and wins him awards like in your post? what kind of a stupid question is this jfc ban op gas thread kill everyone

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
tay tay's looking at him like she wants to take him home and keep him in a cage like a chinchilla

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Horniest Manticore posted:

tay tay's looking at him like she wants to take him home and keep him in a cage like a chinchilla

being enslaved by tay tay would be pretty awesome

CarpetScooter
Dec 28, 2015
I don't know who Bruno Mars is, but I've heard the name. Logically, I know its not true, but intuitively I assume he's a podcasting candy-bar.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

etalian posted:

being enslaved by tay tay would be pretty awesome

psh, you know it. i got so hard typing that post.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Don Tacorleone posted:

He's gonna give it to you

only dmx is allowed to be a giver.

BoonyPC
Feb 19, 2007
Hes a talented dude

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
I can't imagine actually listening to a bruno mars song.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
im gonna uptown funk you in the rear end op

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

he really understands his target audience obv

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
its like a michael jackson that never turned white. lol

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I don't own a radio

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Bruno Mars is what you get when Kevin Hart had sex with a midget

Skypizza
Dec 19, 2015

Geek
What's up with the hate? half of the current "musicians" out there can't even sing poo poo. Bruno has a talent, whether you elitist geeks admit it or not.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
I'm glad we didn't close out the first page without at least 3 people claiming to never have heard a Bruno Mars song in TYOOL 2016

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Skypizza posted:

What's up with the hate? half of the current "musicians" out there can't even sing poo poo. Bruno has a talent, whether you elitist geeks admit it or not.

i will admit that the filipino james brown does indeed have talent, yes

GottaPayDaTrollToll
Dec 3, 2009

by Lowtax

Three-Phase posted:

It's crap.

I believe the musician Tyler, The Creator, in one of his songs, said he wanted to "stab Bruno Mars in his esophagus" and "wouldn't stop until the cops come". That's quite a beef.

he says that about everyone though

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
His hat sucks.

gagelion2
Dec 8, 2015

by Shine

Skypizza posted:

What's up with the hate? half of the current "musicians" out there can't even sing poo poo. Bruno has a talent, whether you elitist geeks admit it or not.

i never said he cant sing. dude is more musically talented than ill ever be. i said he was a bitchmade human being who sings about getting owned by women repeatedly

HATECUBE
Mar 2, 2007

broomo?

id tell that guy to sweep my floor!

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

GottaPayDaTrollToll posted:

he says that about everyone though



lol

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

had a dream I was king. i woke up. still king.
rap games nipple is mine for the milking.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
if i want to listen to a non-threatening, likely closeted black singer i'll stick to pharrell thank you very much

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

the great deceiver posted:

if i want to listen to a non-threatening, likely closeted black singer i'll stick to pharrell thank you very much

Finna get loose is p aggressive, like mellow but tense.

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
I thought Bruno Mars was a children's cartoon character and I thought Tyler the creator was a original king of comedy.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

the true and necessary artistic visionary of our times

Dave Stieb
Apr 15, 2010
If it walks like a cuck and quacks like a cuck...

Jerry Steinfeld
Dec 25, 2012

Three-Phase posted:

It's crap.

I believe the musician Tyler, The Creator, in one of his songs, said he wanted to "stab Bruno Mars in his esophagus" and "wouldn't stop until the cops come". That's quite a beef.
Tyler gets beef in tube form

up his rear end


nightly

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

ElectricSheep posted:

I'm glad we didn't close out the first page without at least 3 people claiming to never have heard a Bruno Mars song in TYOOL 2016

Isn't it like teenybopper girl music?

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I just thought of something good. A donkey w/ a space helmet called Burro Mars! P funny!

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

ElectricSheep posted:

I'm glad we didn't close out the first page without at least 3 people claiming to never have heard a Bruno Mars song in TYOOL 2016

I did.

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