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vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster

Decebal posted:

Do people still get born into lordships and get automatic membership to Parliament ?? Still believe that passing between some random woman's legs conveys some special destiny ? lol no wonder you lost the Empire

Are you American and able to say this with a straight face

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fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
i think its because theres no rule against street pissing OP, or drinking piss right from the road

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Decebal posted:

Do people still get born into lordships and get automatic membership to Parliament ?? Still believe that passing between some random woman's legs conveys some special destiny ? lol no wonder you lost the Empire

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Lords

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Note that people who get born into lordships specifically don't automatically become members any more.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/By-elections_to_the_House_of_Lords :science:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

The northmen did nothing wrong

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

feedmegin posted:

Note that people who get born into lordships specifically don't automatically become members any more.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/By-elections_to_the_House_of_Lords :science:

yeah but isnt it mostly rich business men? that'd basically be being born in to it for the majority

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Robo Reagan posted:

yeah but isnt it mostly rich business men? that'd basically be being born in to it for the majority

That isn't exactly unique to the UK, though, is it? If you're a rich businessman you can get elected in any country (but especially the US).

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Fetus posted:

nothing wrong with propane bbq

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amKyA2PrSu4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vha4Q58dxtU

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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hemale in pain posted:

how are you supposed to bbq properly at home? help

Buy something like this, throw a tough piece of meat rubbed with whatever delicious spices or sauces you want on there for several hours at low heat, eat the meat.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Solice Kirsk posted:

Buy something like this, throw a tough piece of meat rubbed with whatever delicious spices or sauces you want on there for several hours at low heat, eat the meat.

my friend has one so i just go to his for parties

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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See! The answer was inside you all along!

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




i thought there was some sort of super secret american only bbq method or something

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

hemale in pain posted:

i thought there was some sort of super secret american only bbq method or something

all the freedom in the air makes the meat taste better

www
Aug 4, 2010

Aussies do BBQ the best anyway

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
American-style bbq is the current cool and hip thing in the UK, actually. Naturally, we do it poorly.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

www posted:

Aussies do BBQ the best anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUMpPgMGCe8

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
Its because of the Muslims and black immigrants and their enablers like George Galloway, Mamma Merkel, the EU and the labour party . Half of London's 8.6million population are foreign born Muslims, black and pollacks and most of these people have low IQ's so can't function in a western society and turn our society into the poo poo holes they are fleeing.

London 1950's


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHhuBZEZESU

Third World London today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gR3FwTtBVjk

Its nearly time us white Aryans make a stand and totally stamp out all the human detritus and their masters which knowingly invades OUR land, not just Britain but the whole of Europe.

I am English, my Brothers are European, the great Fuhrer Hitler led the way. His Fatherland was to be the beginning of a new Europe free from these parasites. A land which would show the way for a continent already lost to the grip of liberal, leftists and cultural Marxism. We NEED Brothers, to heed the call and follow the lead Hitler showed us.

We must stand. We must act. Forward to save our race, our peoples and our lands before the Muslim takeover and destroy us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA6LD7yqNJU

Britain is not a country, Europe is not a continent, It's a kindred people bound by blood and honor. It's tribal identity that will never die out, no matter what they do to us!

Sieg Heil!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Serotonin
Jul 14, 2001

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of *blank*
Oh the Nigel Farage gimmick poster is back. Great.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

crispix posted:

NO IT'S poo poo, EVERYTHING IS poo poo!

being happy in the UK arouses suspicion, people will probably assume you are on drugs

Speaking of being on drugs, how is it that UK people are always casually mentioning being on enough MDMA to kill a horse? Why aren't you all dead or in mental hospitals? Not angry, just jealous.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Serotonin posted:

Oh the Nigel Farage gimmick poster is back. Great.

What if it is actually Nigel Farage?

he has alot of spare time now adays

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Maoist Pussy posted:

Speaking of being on drugs, how is it that UK people are always casually mentioning being on enough MDMA to kill a horse? Why aren't you all dead or in mental hospitals? Not angry, just jealous.

Not sure, but it sounds like they have a massive misunderstanding of how mdma works.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



it is the uk real? I thought it was from harry potter?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

EL BROMANCE posted:

Not sure, but it sounds like they have a massive misunderstanding of how mdma works.

It's not enough to counteract theur congenital depressed misery

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

feedmegin posted:

American-style bbq is the current cool and hip thing in the UK, actually. Naturally, we do it poorly.

Lol so it's like british "spaghetti, "chili", and "Mexican food" then

inokichi
Nov 3, 2005

Solice Kirsk posted:

I heard most of the UK doesn't have air conditioning, so in the few times that it hits like the low 80's people die from heat exposure. Is that true?

No it is not true all you have to do is not be a pussy and wilt like a flower at the first sign of any heat.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
I think the mass numbers of elderly deaths from heat exposure is France, not Britain.

inokichi
Nov 3, 2005

Maoist Pussy posted:

Speaking of being on drugs, how is it that UK people are always casually mentioning being on enough MDMA to kill a horse? Why aren't you all dead or in mental hospitals? Not angry, just jealous.

Since when does this happen? and how do average U.S. Citizens casually mention having the number of small arms equivilent to a South American dictatorship yet having the same access to health and social care as a third world country manage to comment on this with a straight face?

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.


Bootle looks like somewhere you'd see in North Korea.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Mange Mite posted:

Lol so it's like british "spaghetti, "chili", and "Mexican food" then

spag bol you monster!

also mexican food is boring and over rated

feedmegin posted:

American-style bbq is the current cool and hip thing in the UK, actually. Naturally, we do it poorly.

you're going to the wrong places!!




digger_smolkin
Feb 23, 2007

Any Problem Solved

Is A New Problem Made

Fluo posted:


also Mexican food is boring and over rated


Brown people food is worse than Blighty's sainted beans on toast, Mr. Clarkson you're correct

Real Mexican food would blow your mind (and instestines) but you have to come to the US to get it

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

inokichi posted:

Since when does this happen? and how do average U.S. Citizens casually mention having the number of small arms equivilent to a South American dictatorship yet having the same access to health and social care as a third world country manage to comment on this with a straight face?

I'm not sure what that has to do with anything, brother. I just want to know how y'all survive taking 10 eccies in one night.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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digger_smolkin posted:

Brown people food is worse than Blighty's sainted beans on toast, Mr. Clarkson you're correct

Real Mexican food would blow your mind (and instestines) but you have to come to the US to get it

Mexicans are terrible at making their own food.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Some of them are. There are a lot of different regional cuisines from Mexico and most of them are good. But some of them are bad (Norteno/San Diego style for instance)! And, other times, people open restaurants to make ethnic food but they just aren't good at it. And sometimes Americans just throw any random Mexican into a kitchen and he proceeds to put mayonnaise on everything.

Maoist Pussy fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Jan 6, 2016

digger_smolkin
Feb 23, 2007

Any Problem Solved

Is A New Problem Made
It's like how "Indian" food was invented in Scotland. Real Mexican food can only be had in the US at a restaurant owned and operated by Mexicans, and the quality is inversely related to how well they speak English.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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The worst Mexican food I have ever eaten was pretty much any Mexican restaurant in Arizona. It was the most disappointing thing ever.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



nandos

Fluo
May 25, 2007


cheeky ratjaculation!!

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Solice Kirsk posted:

The worst Mexican food I have ever eaten was pretty much any Mexican restaurant in Arizona. It was the most disappointing thing ever.

Border food, bro. Its just straight up poverty rations.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"
cheeky nandos with the archbishop of banterbury (Pissflaps)

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Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

ASSASSINS! posted:

muslim surplus

:agreed:

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