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who's your favorite jedi?
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Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

How does he pee?

peeing is for lesser men who do not have lightsaber knees

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

allegedly jedi are so smart and wise yet this is the only dude who realized the usefulness of knee-pad sabers and he is requisitioned to some poo poo EU material while this skilless hack named Boba Fett got actual screen time and even a couple of lines? god lucas really is an idiot

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

oh boy I hope he's got his own crazy cool lightsaber lovechild from his bladebuilders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBEx05UR7yg

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

R2d2 is my favorite Jedi

in the new movie he uses the force and re activates at just the right time to move the plot forward

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
The "Dwayne Johnson" Rock

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Archer666 posted:

The "Dwayne Johnson" Rock

You hosed it up

Turtle Sandbox
Dec 31, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
I like bigger luke.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

coke leia

Insanite
Aug 30, 2005

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


The grin of a man who knows he is being paid to portray someone named "Fisto".

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
jorge lucas

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro


Darth Vaporware with the son of his rival

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

Booblord Zagats posted:



Darth Vaporware with the son of his rival

Metal gear solids

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
My fav Jedi is the deviantart version of Ashoka where she has really huge boobs.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

How does he pee?

He expels waste through his cloaca.

duck monster
Dec 15, 2004

My favorite jihadi was the dude who pranged a plane into new yorks. That was some serious sith poo poo


real answer: Worf

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
The really hot blue chick one that got shot in the back by the clones in the prequels.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Joe Don Baker

IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

How does he pee?

You've never read Dune, and/or watched Bear Grylls. The pee goes in the mouth, the suit automates the entire thing. They say it filters it, but, speaking as a chemical engineer, you can't fit a reverse osmosis system into a bodysuit (without spending a lot of money), it's easier to do a basic filtration system and inject flavour nullifiers into the stream. You market it as "pure water" but it's still just pee with artificial flavour enhancements to make it seem like not-pee.

That's the difference between so called "hard" scifi and "soft" scifi, the hard stuff has people drinking their own pee. And being exploited by capitalists who can get people to drink their own pee. Next stage is poop!

[Edit:] Just kidding, you already eat your own poop. Plants and bacteria process it but it's still the same molecules. Exactly where do you think all your phosphorous comes from? (The answer is: poop...and Morocco.)

IronClaymore fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Jan 5, 2016

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Poverty Ghost

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I would have the secks with the blue one from the prequels. FYI this is an open invite to the actress that played her.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Kuato posted:

I would have the secks with the blue one from the prequels. FYI this is an open invite to the actress that played her.

My, what a controversial opinion.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
My fave jedi is actually an oc character i made. He is basically a cross of shadow the hedgehog and the main chacter from bleach. His name is obiwai raiden which translates to black lightning. He is 17 years old, has the voice of vegeta(orignal japanese version ^_^ ) and is secretly the most powerful jedi in the whole star wars. He despises sith and smugglers and loves killing and chilli dogs. His fave color is black and his lightsaber looks like a katana. Its blade color is so black it produces no light. He is also dating the main girl from the current movies ^_^


Quotes:

"Don't fear death, darth vader."

"I killed 70 000 people and you wont go out on a date with me????B-baka!!!!!"

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

ChickenWyngz
Apr 3, 2015

Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!
Kyle katarn because he wasn't afraid to shoot a bitch

Also if jedi are bound for whatever reason to use swords in a world with guns why don't they have the same issue with flying fighter jets

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
kyle's apprentice jaden

IronClaymore
Jun 30, 2010

by Athanatos

Jukeboxblues posted:

My fave jedi is actually an oc character i made. He is basically a cross of shadow the hedgehog and the main chacter from bleach. His name is obiwai raiden which translates to black lightning. He is 17 years old, has the voice of vegeta(orignal japanese version ^_^ ) and is secretly the most powerful jedi in the whole star wars. He despises sith and smugglers and loves killing and chilli dogs. His fave color is black and his lightsaber looks like a katana. Its blade color is so black it produces no light. He is also dating the main girl from the current movies ^_^


Quotes:

"Don't fear death, darth vader."

"I killed 70 000 people and you wont go out on a date with me????B-baka!!!!!"

Hey, my fanfic is gonna ship your character with Edward from Twilight. Also with unicorn-powered-endgame-Hermione from Methods of Rationality. In a threesome. Karkat reluctantly joins in at the end. It's a fanfic and it's art and I won't make any money from it and you can't defy our love! [?] Hope you don't mind. It's like a 6th tier fanfic so your lawyer's head will explode if he tries to figure it out while suing me.

IronClaymore fucked around with this message at 17:11 on Jan 5, 2016

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Freddy the Yeti Jedi

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
mara jade the porn jedi

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^
No Jar Jar no vote

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



vyst posted:

Poverty Ghost

stay safe poverty ghost

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
serious answer:

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

she has down's syndrome

nooo she's the cutest!!

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I don't think I ever thought to rank every Jedi ever and try to determine my favorite but it is Luke Skywalker.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

reignofevil posted:

I don't think I ever thought to rank every Jedi ever and try to determine my favorite but it is Luke Skywalker.

Mark Hamill account spotted.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

IronClaymore posted:

Hey, my fanfic is gonna ship your character with Edward from Twilight. Also with unicorn-powered-endgame-Hermione from Methods of Rationality. In a threesome. Karkat reluctantly joins in at the end. It's a fanfic and it's art and I won't make any money from it and you can't defy our love! [?] Hope you don't mind. It's like a 6th tier fanfic so your lawyer's head will explode if he tries to figure it out while suing me.

That is ok with me! Just a few notes: he has a scar going from his waist to his chest going from left to right (he got it frfighting 3 sith at once when he was younger and cocky. It serves as a reminder to not toy with his prey so much.) and he also HATES when people call hi s butt cute (even though it is).

Jedi Knight Luigi
Jul 13, 2009
Jedi Knight Luigi

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

VendaGoat posted:

My, what a controversial opinion.


NOICE. Mainly meant when she's in character though.

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Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
butterface

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