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I just visited the thread again and I am really pissed off someone's been loving with the poll! Who's the fucker who thought Goku wasn't a cool jedi? They're gonna pay for this!
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IronClaymore posted:You've never read Dune, and/or watched Bear Grylls. The pee goes in the mouth, the suit automates the entire thing. They say it filters it, but, speaking as a chemical engineer, you can't fit a reverse osmosis system into a bodysuit (without spending a lot of money), it's easier to do a basic filtration system and inject flavour nullifiers into the stream. You market it as "pure water" but it's still just pee with artificial flavour enhancements to make it seem like not-pee. you can't fool me, I get all my energy from the sun
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Jan 5, 2016 18:08
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amityville anus posted:Kid Fister Aatrek rereg spotted!
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Jukeboxblues posted:That is ok with me! Just a few notes: he has a scar going from his waist to his chest going from left to right (he got it frfighting 3 sith at once when he was younger and cocky. It serves as a reminder to not toy with his prey so much.) and he also HATES when people call hi s butt cute (even though it is). Was the scar caused by a light sabre? Don't they cauterise the wound leaving a massive burnt spot that will never heal? Maybe it was Edward who caused the scar with his throbbing, sparkling...ahem (because they were standing in sunlight), then Gandalf licked it better but it still scarred up. Then Bella has sex with both of them after using her secret powers to metamorph into a guy and their love juices heal the wound, and I misspell everything as though I was typing with one hand so it has to be meaningful?
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Jan 5, 2016 18:16
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IronClaymore posted:Was the scar caused by a light sabre? Don't they cauterise the wound leaving a massive burnt spot that will never heal? Maybe it was Edward who caused the scar with his throbbing, sparkling...ahem (because they were standing in sunlight), then Gandalf licked it better but it still scarred up. Then Bella has sex with both of them after using her secret powers to metamorph into a guy and their love juices heal the wound, and I misspell everything as though I was typing with one hand so it has to be meaningful? Yes to most of that. Only i forgot to mention one of the sith was a rancor and it slashed him across the chest
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Jan 5, 2016 18:26
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Jukeboxblues posted:Yes to most of that. Only i forgot to mention one of the sith was a rancor and it slashed him across the chest Ok, so we have some siths just pounding this jedi, I mean he's screaming he doesn't want to go to the dark side but he's clearly enjoying it, he's come multiple times already and he should biologically be totally dry, simply from the sheer volume of "light side" coating everyone, well at least he's trying to scream but there's a sith in his mouth and it's garbled but he uses jedi mind powers to convey his voice through multiple orgasms. And then the rancor joins in, shoves one of the sith out of the way, slashes the jedi across the chest, and then just starts wrecking him. After that the jedi swears revenge against the sith, but you always wonder exactly what will happen to them once they're captured. Will their bodies by filled with the "light side" of the "force"? We do the innuendos, you decide what they mean.
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Jan 5, 2016 18:39
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Count Duuku
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IronClaymore posted:Ok, so we have some siths just pounding this jedi, I mean he's screaming he doesn't want to go to the dark side but he's clearly enjoying it, he's come multiple times already and he should biologically be totally dry, simply from the sheer volume of "light side" coating everyone, well at least he's trying to scream but there's a sith in his mouth and it's garbled but he uses jedi mind powers to convey his voice through multiple orgasms. And then the rancor joins in, shoves one of the sith out of the way, slashes the jedi across the chest, and then just starts wrecking him. Splended. When he captures them he holds the hilt of his lightsaber firmly as he remembers what they did to him. But then the force surrounds him as he is showered by the lightside. Even extending to the sith in the room.
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Jan 5, 2016 18:44
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Jan 5, 2016 19:12
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all it takes is 13 dark side users and they can link together to turn any jedi to the dark side; it's a secret weakness of force users the jedi don't want you to know about
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Jan 5, 2016 19:19
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my dick OP
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Jan 5, 2016 19:19
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jombo the jedi clown, main protagonist of the star wars licensed novel shadows of the empire
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Jan 5, 2016 19:27
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there was that irish jedi with the green lightsaber and the spade beard, qui gon jin...then he died and became qui GONE jin! haha but seriously though he sucks
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Jan 5, 2016 19:59
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kit fisto because kit fisto
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Jan 5, 2016 20:28
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thathonkey posted:allegedly jedi are so smart and wise yet this is the only dude who realized the usefulness of knee-pad sabers and he is requisitioned to some poo poo EU material while this skilless hack named Boba Fett got actual screen time and even a couple of lines? god lucas really is an idiot not only did boba fett get screen time, his useless dad who couldn't kill anyone then got chumped a few seconds in to the fight got some too but no mr lightsaber kneepad man doesnt even get a mention
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Jan 5, 2016 20:59
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just imagine if a jedi came into the marvel cinematic universe they would get shut down so hard by even by c tier super heroes
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Jan 5, 2016 21:02
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what if the jedi was being helped by super sayian 2 goku
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Jan 5, 2016 21:03
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Even a Jedi could take Aquaman.
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Jan 5, 2016 21:04
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I've got a non-nerd friend who is a darth maul fanboy. He did a drat realistic maul halloween costume one year and it was so good that I've never been able to work up the scorn to tell him his favorite sith suxx and is from the third worst sw movie.
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Jan 5, 2016 21:06
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They should make a spinoff movie with that horse Jedi. And there should be an escape scene where he gets on all fours like a real horse and escorts some people to safety. Maybe some jokes specific to his horse heritage, like him saying he's as hungry as a horse, or saying he picked the wrong week to quit eating oats.
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Jan 5, 2016 21:07
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VendaGoat posted:Even a Jedi could take Aquaman. aquaman just wants to be bros with lobsters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0aDXbi8prk
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Jan 5, 2016 21:11
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please add "the emperor's new palpitations" to your list so I can vote for him
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Jan 5, 2016 21:12
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Angela Merkel
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Jan 5, 2016 21:13
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Who would win in a fight between Darth Vader and One Punch Man??
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Jan 5, 2016 21:18
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natalie portman
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:natalie portman
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Jan 5, 2016 21:37
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id use the force on her
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Jan 5, 2016 21:43
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amityville anus posted:Kit Fisto With a name like that, you know he has some amazing, and likely disturbing, jedi powers. And It's likely someone named "Amityville Anus" would be aware of this fact.
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Jan 5, 2016 21:46
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his unfortunate brother, Kit Fistee
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Jan 5, 2016 21:54
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like obi wan says *these arnt the droids you are looking for" and then she goes "im jessica jones bitch that poo poo dont work on me!!"
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Jan 5, 2016 22:04
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chewbacca in the fan fiction I wrote when I was 12
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Jan 6, 2016 00:19
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I am a fool I voted Goku immediately before seeing Kenshiro was an option 
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Jan 6, 2016 00:33
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yaddle
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Jan 6, 2016 00:34
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Oh gently caress I just made a bigger mistake... I forgot to add traitor stormtrooper to the poll! Dammit!
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Jan 6, 2016 05:09
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paul
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LGD posted:I am a fool I can't believe you've done this
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Jan 6, 2016 05:11
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I like that little green one
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Jan 6, 2016 05:24
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Obi-Wan cause he talked poo poo about star wars fans
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Jan 6, 2016 05:27
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Lots of great arguments for other choices but my favourite Jedi is still Himmler.
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was there ever a mon calamari jedi?
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