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 usetobelieve.com This products helps women with vaginal disorders, PMS acne, cures menopauses! Not only that but it helps improve sex arousal and orgasm. These are all baby claims, however, the biggest benefit from pro-lube for professionals is that it completely protect from STD: HIV!   If you have any queries on the effectiveness of these claims, their twitter team will be more than happy to help:    Safe if swallowed by accident* curse of flubber fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Jan 5, 2016 |
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It's true, I'd been using this lube for months before I finally figured out why my neg hole wasn't getting pozzed
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Jan 5, 2016 17:41
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so good that not even science can touch them
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Jan 5, 2016 17:45
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Normally I consider snake oil salesmen to be sleazy but this is probably actually going to end up causing harm to people when they think 'cool no need for a condom now' and spread tons of STDs so imo this is basically criminal. Thanks again capitalism.
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Jan 5, 2016 17:47
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How the gently caress is this poo poo legal I guess the same way some new age hippie huckster claiming their colloidal silver and acai berry milkshake will cure your cancer and also AIDS is legal
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Jan 5, 2016 17:53
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i thought ur face was protection enough
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Jan 5, 2016 17:54
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its microbead technology
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Monkey Fracas posted:How the gently caress is this poo poo legal please don't ask again
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Monkey Fracas posted:How the gently caress is this poo poo legal I mean things that exist aren't always legal. Apparently their paypal account is going through Costa Rica, dunno if that helps them get away with it. It's pretty funny checking out their excuses to this poo poo https://twitter.com/usetobelieve/with_replies
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Megaspel posted:Apparently their paypal account is going through Costa Rica 
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Moridin920 posted:Normally I consider snake oil salesmen to be sleazy but this is probably actually going to end up causing harm to people when they think 'cool no need for a condom now' and spread tons of STDs so imo this is basically criminal.
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Jan 5, 2016 18:01
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social vegan posted:i thought ur face was protection enough 
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Jan 5, 2016 18:03
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ArbitraryC posted:Maybe I'm kind of prudish but I would be offput by someone's desire to use such a lube in the first place. Like I guess from the description it's supposed to do the same thing as condoms (minus the contraceptive part), but if I were about to get busy with someone and they pulled this out and were like "don't worry about stds this will protect us" i'd probably be not into going further. What happened to just getting regularly checked and being moderately careful about who you hosed. Lube is required for anal - presumably gay people could get shafted by this. It seems like it's also marketed towards sex workers, who use lube (in addition to a condom) because they aren't actually turned on by most of the dudes they have to gently caress. I mean yeah though usually lube is not a thing you need for sex. Oh dude they're not only giving you AIDs but it's a MLM scheme too 
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"By using ProLube, you can keep self lubricated for 12 hours, no need to use conventional lubricants anymore." finally, no more stopping to lube my rear end in a top hat durring those 12 hour long gently caress sessions. Moridin920 posted:It seems like it's also marketed towards sex workers they almost exclusively follow escort services.
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Jan 5, 2016 18:09
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just mix one part bleach with one part astroglide and protect yourself using this home remedy
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Jan 5, 2016 18:09
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"Protection from Sexual Transmitted Diseases including HIV. (Strong case-study groups evidence, no Clinical Trials)"
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deep impact on vhs posted:so good that not even science can touch them You wouldn't understand Stop asking
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I guess if you actually believe the "english is not my first language guys" product description that's on your dumb rear end but man is lying to people about disease prevention a lovely thing to doMoridin920 posted:Oh dude they're not only giving you AIDs but it's a MLM scheme too lol if you're gonna be sleazy might as well go all the way
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Monkey Fracas posted:How the gently caress is this poo poo legal ProLube, from the makers of the Total Reliable and Accurate Bomb Detector*  * No actual function
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Jan 5, 2016 18:19
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Home Cancer Screening Kit now available! if light is Blue, there is no need of Doctor Weird Trick! Such Savings!
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Jan 5, 2016 18:23
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Some women don't get as wet as others and lube is useful for that. I like using lube for sex, it enhances the sensation, although I don't know why I'd bother for safe sex since most condoms are already lubricated.
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*80% Bleach
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Blazing Ownager posted:You wouldn't understand its too advanced for us filthy uneducated peasants
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Jan 5, 2016 18:32
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patented microbeads
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Jan 5, 2016 18:34
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just use olive oil like the rest of us.
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"use to believe" seems like a pretty risky proposition for most things let alone a thing that's meant to keep you safe from aids imo
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Monkey Fracas posted:How the gently caress is this poo poo legal
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why hasn't arm and hammer made baking soda lube yet
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it works, ive been putting this stuff on my dick for the last 38 years and have not spread a single STD or impregnated anyone
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Parallax Scroll posted:it works, ive been putting this stuff on my dick for the last 38 years and have not spread a single STD or impregnated anyone it should ship with every waifu pillow
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ArbitraryC posted:Maybe I'm kind of prudish but I would be offput by someone's desire to use such a lube in the first place. Moridin920 posted:I mean yeah though usually lube is not a thing you need for sex. Researchers have been trying to make anti-HIV gels/lubes for a long time, because the receptive partner would be able to lower their infection risk even if their partner refuses to wear a condom. Condoms are unpopular in a lot of countries, and johns everywhere will often pay more for condom-free sex.
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That Twitter page is a glorious train wreck. "I SEND YOU SAMPLE TO TRY! IT MAGNIFICENT! HELP WOMEN!"
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you know nothing jan snoo now rub this lube into your butthole
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*New Comment on your review of product "ProLube XL 4-Pack"!*ProLubePR posted:You better shut up!!!!
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ArbitraryC posted:Maybe I'm kind of prudish but I would be offput by someone's desire to use such a lube in the first place. Like I guess from the description it's supposed to do the same thing as condoms (minus the contraceptive part), but if I were about to get busy with someone and they pulled this out and were like "don't worry about stds this will protect us" i'd probably be not into going further. What happened to just getting regularly checked and being moderately careful about who you hosed. You would get offended if someone used lube? Really?
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is it legal to murder all marketers or did obama just take that right away too
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umm that picture of the women is definitely not made for their site but looks like some breast cancer awareness thing
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yup, taken from a breast cancer survivor page http://www.thebreastcaresite.com/category/breast-cancer-support/?ModPagespeed=noscript
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Just a note, I'm a woman, so I hope I'm not stepping over bounds here, but I'm also trans and have experience living as a "forever alone" apparent guy and I think I have some advice: patented microbead lubing technology
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