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I got exerience with all types of wood.
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I can do a spot on rendition of Sisqo's "Thong Song"
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Jan 5, 2016 21:38
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6'3" and 270, I'm big and burly and can lift a lot of weight. Also I can program in a variety of languages and have superb IT skills, where do I sign OP?
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Jan 5, 2016 21:39
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I can hunt, order things on ebay, juggle (three or less), do a handstand for a few seconds, can cook, and know most of the words to a bunch of songs.
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Jan 5, 2016 21:40
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I know how to open and cook cans of wolf brand chili (with beans)
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a starwar betamax posted:I know how to open and cook cans of wolf brand chili (with beans) Chili ain't got no beans! 
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Jan 5, 2016 21:41
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I know animal husbandry and farming the earth.
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Jan 5, 2016 21:41
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i weigh almost 800 pounds so its like getting 2 goons for the price of 1
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Jan 5, 2016 21:41
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Op im also a fraud investigator so I can verify that your money is legit. Just wire me $100000p0 dollars and I'll verifu that its real, then I'll send it back
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Jan 5, 2016 21:43
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SKILLS: really bad at folding laundry i just sort of ball the sleeves up its wierd
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Jan 5, 2016 21:45
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i can play video games for hours at a time
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Jan 5, 2016 21:48
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You should take me and I'll tell you why; I know how to make moonshine.
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You'd feel pretty silly on that tropical paradise if you got there only to realize you had no recourse to booze
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im exceptionally bad at using reynolds wrap to the point where if i try to cover something 45 minutes later im crying and flailing my arms around
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Jan 5, 2016 21:51
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whats the island community gonna be called?
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Jan 5, 2016 21:51
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i once shot a man for snorin too loud
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Jan 5, 2016 21:51
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I will build a shack on the opposite side of the island and eat coconuts/jerk off all day. You'll never know I'm there.
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Jan 5, 2016 21:52
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www posted:whats the island community gonna be called? florida
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Jan 5, 2016 21:53
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Professor Shark posted:For the first 3 months, after that it's USD probably won't last that long anyway, you're in. Moltke posted:do you have a leader yet? i would like to be the leader who paid for the island. me. that makes me leader. you can however be our ladder, so we can stand on you to reach coconuts. Parallax Scroll posted:i weigh almost 800 pounds so its like getting 2 goons for the price of 1 you might be able to act as my water bed/royal throne hybrid or, failing that, emergency rations. Jim Barris posted:You'd feel pretty silly on that tropical paradise if you got there only to realize you had no recourse to booze literally half the applicants have listed booze making skills. we only need 2 booze makers at most, determined by whoever has the best waking up in an unfamiliar town story. www posted:whats the island community gonna be called? whoever comes up with the best name gets on the island. hit me with your coolest suggestions!
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Jan 5, 2016 21:58
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Jim Barris posted:You should take me and I'll tell you why; I know how to make moonshine.
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Kamaniwanaleia
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Pen Island
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The worst thing happened to me once when I got blackout drunk. I woke up in a gutter in Fairfield. Anyone who's lived in the bay area can tell you; that's pretty much rock bottom.
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Jan 5, 2016 22:08
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dreezy posted:who paid for the island. me. that makes me leader. you can however be our ladder, so we can stand on you to reach coconuts. a real leader rules by the consent of the governed, or am i signing up for some neo-feudal fiefdom? If that's the case, can I at least be a Duke?
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Jan 5, 2016 22:08
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Jim Barris posted:The worst thing happened to me once when I got blackout drunk. I woke up in a gutter in Fairfield. Anyone who's lived in the bay area can tell you; that's pretty much rock bottom. better than waking up in antioch
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Jan 5, 2016 22:14
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If you want to get the export machine rolling, I could help? I have 20 years' experience in the mining industry focusing on the physical setup of new operations, sourcing equipment, employee training and extraction process standardisation. (bitcoins only, ore is a whole nother thing)
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Jan 5, 2016 22:19
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if i sell my shares in the wave runner i could purchase 3-5 mid sized dogs OP, please take this into consideration
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Jan 5, 2016 22:22
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Please use the correct sheet
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Jan 5, 2016 22:23
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when China inevitably declares it to be part of their 5000yr-old empire, let me know b/c I really like Panda Express I can also plumb your bamboo shacks when pooping in holes in the sand becomes tiresome
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Jan 5, 2016 22:24
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these dogs would be EXTREMELY ill tempered and poorly trained - a bonus on an island where strength is law
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Moltke posted:a real leader rules by the consent of the governed, or am i signing up for some neo-feudal fiefdom? If that's the case, can I at least be a Duke? you can be a dookie. gently caress the ROW posted:if i sell my shares in the wave runner i could purchase 3-5 mid sized dogs OP, please take this into consideration I'd really rather have the wave runner. also, anyone with architecture or art experience feel free to spec up some mock ups of town layout, bamboo contraptions, and enormous shrine to my greatness.
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Jan 5, 2016 22:46
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U rage war on my livestock 0_0 No thx
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Jan 5, 2016 22:47
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I am an expert at killing rats and doing Charlie work.
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Jan 5, 2016 22:48
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take me to your island. i got skills.
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Jan 5, 2016 22:54
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I can shoot our garbage into smaller pieces
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Jan 5, 2016 22:55
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I know how to speak the native language of the island
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Jan 5, 2016 22:57
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I can slash open our containers of potable water with a katana then wheeze heavily
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I was once a boy scout.
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ikanreed posted:I was once a boy scout. now youre a man scout
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