University of Iowa Football Fans Upset

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Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

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The Stanford marching band showed an unparalleled level of disrespect with that stunt they pulled. The fact that Stanford employs ****** bags such as their band director is appalling.

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Iowa isn't stuck in the 50's. And if it were, why should that be made fun of?

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These people think they are ALL so intellectual and put themselves on quite the pedestal and there is nobody smarter than them.

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I consider them a slap in the face to true marching bands which require mental focus and military-style precision. I watch the DCI National Championship each year, and if any band came in with the Stanford "marching band" type of show, they would never even qualify. The DCI Champions are what marching bands should strive to be.

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Freedom of speech is a privilege and with that freedom comes great responsibility and respect. I have seen in recent years that precious gift of freedom that many men and women fought for has been manipulated.

So what could have caused such an outrage?

The Stanford Band used a cow during the Rose Bowl halftime show.

Some more outrage.

Jubs fucked around with this message at 23:27 on Jan 5, 2016

# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 23:06

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 10:19

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Booblord Zagats posted:

In Georgia's defense I could see my homestate only being mad about that because we thought Paula Dean was gonna do a guest appearance and then feeling ripped off by a celebrity look-alike

In 2011, she was the Rose Parade Grand Marshal. I'm sure the folks from Wisconsin were happy to see her.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2016 23:50

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Hot Jam posted:

I like corn

That's Nebraska.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2016 01:32

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Neutrino posted:

Football in general upsets me. If I wanted to see men in tights play with balls I'd go see a drag queen show.

Waka Waka

# ¿ Jan 8, 2016 17:27

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

The Iowa Senate is getting involved.

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The actual language of the bill would bar "future collaboration and cooperation," but that apparently would not include a ban on intercollegiate athletic contests between Stanford and any of the three schools. And with those things ruled out, that would mean this bill would bar actually important things like academic research.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 06:42

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Clearly you guys aren't reading the OP.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 22:17

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 10:19

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Mange Mite posted:

So cows are the hookers of iowa?

That's a mean thing to call the citizens of Iowa.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2016 22:23

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