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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

The further adventures of "what were you thinking, Mike?"

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Glad to see they got a new host for the Price is Right.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Dollar store Cesaro.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

MassRafTer posted:

Glad to see they got a new host for the Price is Right.

That's Bumper Stumpers at best

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


Looks like a cross between Estrada and Ryback.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Cuck Montana

DynamiteKidd
Jun 11, 2015

by Shine
I didn't think this was important enough to mention but it's in the Observer: On Impact this week, Eli Drake cut a promo on Jessie calling him a fake celebrity (from Big Brother) who's only popular with 13-year-old girls. Later that show they were paired together as a team for a program and acted like pals.

Also I would characterize Bennett's look as "Cuban going to church"

EDIT: By the way, Bennett was described as an international star and an internet darling (exact words). His gimmick is thus -- the wrestling business is failing, and he wants it to succeed; he's the Miracle and he's here to save TNA and wrestling in general. For some reason this is a recurring heel gimmick in TNA.

DynamiteKidd fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Jan 8, 2016

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Honestly If Maria wasn't standing beside him I'd have thought Heath Slater had joined TNA.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

MassRafTer posted:

Glad to see they got a new host for the Price is Right.

maybe kane can kill this one too

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

flashy_mcflash posted:

That's Bumper Stumpers at best

This is the personalized license plate of a wrestling promotion circling the drain. If you can figure out it says "TNA" then you're ready to play Bumper Stumpers!

*honk honk*

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I just want to say i admire captain yesterdays tenacity for making these tna threads month after month

DynamiteKidd
Jun 11, 2015

by Shine
I hope Cap appreciates that I think he's a cool dude.

EDIT: Except obviously nobody would want to hear that I think highly of them now.

DynamiteKidd fucked around with this message at 08:18 on Jan 8, 2016

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts


it's goin down

I'm yelling timber

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


DynamiteKidd posted:

I didn't think this was important enough to mention but it's in the Observer: On Impact this week, Eli Drake cut a promo on Jessie calling him a fake celebrity (from Big Brother) who's only popular with 13-year-old girls. Later that show they were paired together as a team for a program and acted like pals.

Also I would characterize Bennett's look as "Cuban going to church"

EDIT: By the way, Bennett was described as an international star and an internet darling (exact words). His gimmick is thus -- the wrestling business is failing, and he wants it to succeed; he's the Miracle and he's here to save TNA and wrestling in general. For some reason this is a recurring heel gimmick in TNA.

Only heels are allowed to speak truth to power.

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

oldpainless posted:

I just want to say i admire captain yesterdays tenacity for making these tna threads month after month

he only posts the op. does he keep up with the day to day poop stuff that tna does?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Who's excited for tonight's PPV?







I mean who could possibly be excited for tonight's PPV

electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*
TNA having the hubris to even stage a pay per view at this point is just staggering.

Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frogc00l:

he knows...

electric funeral posted:

TNA having the hubris to even stage a pay per view at this point is just staggering.

In their defense, the only reason the ONO PPVs exist has to do with international commitments.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Yeah. It's $15 on Flipps in the US.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Doo-Wop Duodenum posted:

he only posts the op. does he keep up with the day to day poop stuff that tna does?

I think he said it's pretty much the only wrestling he watches and that once TNA goes under he will drift away from wrestling

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

NickRoweFillea posted:

I think he said it's pretty much the only wrestling he watches and that once TNA goes under he will drift away from wrestling

I wonder who he is on Mecca

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

ayn rand hand job posted:

maybe kane can kill this one too

Kane never touched Carey!

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


NickRoweFillea posted:

I think he said it's pretty much the only wrestling he watches and that once TNA goes under he will drift away from wrestling

That's the weirdest, saddest thing I've heard in the past five years.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Muddy Burphy posted:

In their defense, the only reason the ONO PPVs exist has to do with international commitments.

They are the idiots who signed the contracts.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

It's largely understood the international contracts keep them afloat, you'd think they'd put more effort into them.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

coconono posted:

It's largely understood the international contracts keep them afloat, you'd think they'd put more effort into them.

The only thing that keeps them afloat is the Carter's money. The international deals aren't enough to break even and every year the ONO tapings gently caress them financially.

Malikov
Jan 25, 2015
Congrats to Matt on winning the strap

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

isn't there a pay per view on

Malikov
Jan 25, 2015
matt beat ec3 for the belt at the tapings for tv

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Luigi Thirty posted:

isn't there a pay per view on

Yes, apparently.

So is it just me, or is the only reason people are interested in Mike Bennett because he's got Maria with him?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Luigi Thirty posted:

isn't there a pay per view on

No one watches TNA

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Malikov posted:

matt beat ec3 for the belt at the tapings for tv

It's also the dumbest thing that TNA could do

electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*

oatgan posted:

No one watches TNA

Oh yeah? Then what am I doing right now?

Oh right, posting. poo poo.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Chelsea from Tough Enough is in TNA now I guess.

So much for signing with NXT!

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

mike bennett's catchphrase is "yes.... we.... do"

like obama but nonsensical and bad

also he said "im building a KINGDOM of miracles" or something like referencing his old, better stable is supposed to titillate us somehow

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

deonna purrazzo is on this tna show

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

the stream jumped ahead and now it's pepper parks vs trevor lee??

electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*

epitasis posted:

the stream jumped ahead and now it's pepper parks vs trevor lee??

Those guys seemed pretty good.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Any word on what the hell was up with Bram during the premiere? He seemed Jeff Hardy level hosed up on them goofballs.

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

epitasis posted:

mike bennett's catchphrase is "yes.... we.... do"

like obama but nonsensical and bad

also he said "im building a KINGDOM of miracles" or something like referencing his old, better stable is supposed to titillate us somehow

FFS 2008 was seven years ago, nobody is impressed with spinoffs of old political slogans

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