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that's because it gives it extra calories, but how many extra calories do the chips get?
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water is notoriously high in calories owing this to the fact that it is composed of an explosive gas and an oxidizer!
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Jan 6, 2016 09:33
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When i worked in retail and met the representatives of the chip industry id ask how come the bag was half air to get em all riled up
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Jan 6, 2016 09:35
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Ask the berroca rep why they invented heroin
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Jan 6, 2016 09:35
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Mainly ask everyone for free poo poo 
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We didnt accept a few deliveries from the frozen okra company and they sent a really hot buisness lady to come hassle me. I made sure we kept refusing the deliveries but she never came again...
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Jan 6, 2016 09:38
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Pepsi reps are older fatter balder versions of their competing coke reps and smell a bit worse.
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A pepsi merchandiser confided in me she'd taken some downers and crashed the pepsi car thats why she might not be around anymore. Pepsi kept her on.
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Jan 6, 2016 09:42
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i like pepsi 
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Gifts are not allowed anymore but i insisted the local pepsi man give me something. He gave me 24 little bottles of pepsi max in the carpark like i was buying stolen speakers. I traded the case of pepsi max for some valoum or weed i cant remember
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Isaac posted:Gifts are not allowed anymore but i insisted the local pepsi man give me something. He gave me 24 little bottles of pepsi max in the carpark like i was buying stolen speakers. what industry are you in brother
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pissdude posted:what industry are you in brother This was supermarkets
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No op you nasty
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Pepsi tastes so much better than coke that I would not hesitate to kill some one who held a different opinion.
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Jan 6, 2016 10:04
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Coke is for salty fast food and pepsi is for extremely salty fast food
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The day you do your ordering there can be a queue of reps waiting to ask you to order poo poo. You let the qts hang in the office with you and send the others packing.
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Jan 6, 2016 10:13
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I like Pringles. They don't bullshit you.
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Ive never encountered a pringles person.... one day i hope too
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the number of calories depends on if the water is solid or liquid
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Harrower posted:Pepsi tastes so much better than coke that I would not hesitate to kill some one who held a different opinion. You nasty too
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i went to the store the other day to pick up the worlds hottest chibs the blairs FEEL ALIVE FUCKER!!! habaneros but the store was out of stock. drat near ruined my day.
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Isaac I could read a whole thread of your work stories, you and Applewhite should make a tag team work story thread <3
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P sure pepsi has more sugar than coke so I drink it to maximize my obesity.
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I like where this thread is going
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the best soda is undeniably orange mango koala
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tried this, the bag of chips is just floating in the water, and i don't feel any fuller. help?
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you have to use swamp water
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Soak them in piss.
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Isaac posted:Ive never encountered a pringles person.... one day i hope too Hello. I sometimes eat pringles. Specifically the jalepeno ones. Ama.
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Fill up the Pringles can with piss so the chibs float out the top one by one.
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springles salty vinnies just crush the whole drat tube drink the chibs right up!!!! salty lips kiss me make love to me you salty lady.
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numberoneposter posted:you have to use swamp water no its bog water
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its an important distinction
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numberoneposter posted:springles salty vinnies just crush the whole drat tube drink the chibs right up!!!! salty lips kiss me make love to me you salty lady.
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But seriously, if you're a fatty, drink like 8 oz of water after every bite of food you take and eventually you will be so full you can't fit anymore food into your stomach and you'll start to lose weight. You might also piss your pants depending on if you are so fat you have lost bladder control.
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OctoberBlues posted:But seriously, if you're a fatty, drink like 8 oz of water after every bite of food you take and eventually you will be so full you can't fit anymore food into your stomach and you'll start to lose weight. You might also piss your pants depending on if you are so fat you have lost bladder control. 
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OctoberBlues posted:But seriously, if you're a fatty, drink like 8 oz of beer after every bite of food you take and eventually you will be so drunk you can't put anymore food into your face and you'll start to lose weight. You might also piss your pants depending on if you are so drunk you have lost bladder control. cant eat if your blacked out, hth
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numberoneposter posted:springles salty vinnies just crush the whole drat tube drink the chibs right up!!!! salty lips kiss me make love to me you salty lady. woah we got a lot's wife situation popping off here
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whats everyone having for din din? im having pulled pork sandwiches and will continue eating pulled pork sandwhichs until i run out of pork in a few weeks. my synapses are firing pulled pork and i sneezed and a bunch of pulled pork shout out my nobes
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numberoneposter posted:ftfy This is good advice but I recommend 8 oz of vodka instead, cut out those extra carbs and also you'll die and eventually your fat will be eaten away by maggots and whatnot.
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