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Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
*curls in squat rack*

*sips a large vanilla mocha latte cappucino espresso from starbucks on the elliptical*

*warms up with bar, squats 225 with a 1 inch range of motion*

*presses 45lb dumbells, drop it like its hot, and bounces it halfway across the room*


*is an old guy prominetly displaying his balls everywhere possible*


*sits on the pec deck texting for half an hour*

*grunts curling 15's*

*wears a slit shirt so you can see my gut*

*takes selfies with the flash on after every excercise*




alt thread title: things i have witnessed since jan 1st

i spotted a lesbian who benched 225 yesterday tho so that was cool.

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
*posts first then uses all the machines incorrectly*

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




*goes to the internet to complain about people at the gym*

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

does a exercise wrong

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Parallax Scroll posted:

does a exercise wrong

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

hahaha yeah gently caress anyone who tries to get in shape

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
*tries to improve self after the busy holiday season*

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*looks for dudes to blow in the locker room*

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
*is afraid to ask for help from more seasoned members because of all the glares and snide remarks*


*goes home discouraged*

*dies of cardiac arrest 4 months later*

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Lets work hard and improve ourselves for a better tomorrow

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*drinks a beer after working out*












(i do this irl)

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

Chinatown posted:

*drinks a beer after working out*












(i do this irl)

Never tastes better.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
To be fair, the old guy with his balls out is there everyday.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Chinatown posted:

*drinks a beer after working out*












(i do this irl)


Groke posted:

Never tastes better.

:respek:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
lol if you dont go commando when working out

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
I give out free unprovoked workout advice to people bigger than me.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

*spends 45 minutes on exercise bike soft pedaling while reading fantasy novel*

*will be fat forever*

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_vqFq7J9vs

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
*does half a set and sits in the leg machine for 30 minutes*

nautilus: we make chairs for fat people

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

"hey bro have you heard of NOXPLODE? i can lift like DOUBLE now dude"

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*
*turns life around and enjoys health and happiness*

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
i was gonna start working out but people are hella judgmental so i guess not

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


gently caress it's so inconsiderate of those people to want to make a new life for themselves and finally find the motivation to do it after all this time. It sure would be GAY to encourage them, right guys??

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Matoi Ryuko posted:

gently caress it's so inconsiderate of those people to want to make a new life for themselves and finally find the motivation to do it after all this time. It sure would be GAY to encourage them, right guys??
*irrationally chooses january to finally get that six pack*

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004



We should all strive to be as economic as this man.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I'm the dork reading this years /fit/ comic in the locker room and giggling to himself

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

brings nintendo 3ds so i can play video games on the treadmill

old-timey newspaper gal
Feb 23, 2005
I lock my knees while jerking too much weight around in a twisting motion. I am seriously injured.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

Fittin this whole pizza slice in my mouth

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Fishy Joe posted:

Fittin this whole pizza slice in my mouth

u gotta have goals

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

Hot Jam posted:

I lock my knees while jerking too much weight around in a twisting motion. I am seriously injured.

rip

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)





numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

*kips the way to a shoulder dislocation*

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

i wish i was the ball.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

*gets stuck on prone leg curl machine*

oh no haha i'm stuck oh no haha

uh oh! oh no my pants fell down!

oh god i'm so vulnerable haha. i hope no one puts their dick in my rear end! even though it would be soooo easy cause i'm stuck here haha

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

dreezy posted:

i wish i was the ball.

spurrrrrrierrrr

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Chinatown posted:

*looks for dudes to blow in the locker room*

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
all the gym threads in GBS has taught me is that gyms are stupid wastes of money and that the people who go to them are, universally, terrible, just for a variety of reasons

thanks for the helpful insights

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