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Jan 6, 2016 20:36
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I've always wanted to do this at the gym
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Jan 6, 2016 20:54
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* doesn't tap out when clearly stuck in a shoulder lock, argues with instructor when he tells my partner to let it go. * headbutts you six times in a thirty second frenzy of violent gesticulations and then asks you to go easy because they're tired. * definitely going to be in the ufc. Those guys can't land a punch. * has better gear than you * smells like poo poo. Onion breath, days of sweaty funk. * mad that he's not good at it on the first day
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Jan 6, 2016 21:30
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*is an annual minor annoyance that goes away in a month*
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Jan 6, 2016 21:34
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*actually stays at the gym and meets goals and then becomes one of the regular gym goers*
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Jan 6, 2016 21:35
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i love training in the morning because it makes me a grouchy rear end in a top hat all day at work lol suck it co workers
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Jan 6, 2016 21:37
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i don't mind having worked out but i don't like working out
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Jan 6, 2016 22:01
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I've got a treadmill in my shed so gently caress you. There's a few false widows and a large house spider but I'm hard from all the weights and punch baggin' I do in the other shed.
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Jan 6, 2016 22:02
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ThePeavstenator posted:*actually stays at the gym and meets goals and then becomes one of the regular gym goers* Done by no one ever. I don't think I've ever met anyone that became a regular from a resolution, prove me wrong.
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Jan 6, 2016 22:29
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1st_Panzer_Div. posted:Done by no one ever. I don't think I've ever met anyone that became a regular from a resolution, prove me wrong. its like 1% but there are a few resolutioners that stick it out
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Jan 6, 2016 22:30
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*pays money to perform repetitive motions that can be done at home for free* sup bab?  like what you see?
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Jan 6, 2016 22:34
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*Is a cute girl and new gym member* *asks me if I'm done with my dumb bells* *I spend the rest of my workout with an erection*
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Jan 6, 2016 22:36
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*totally ignores legs* *cant curl much any ways* *is a total jabroni*
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Jan 6, 2016 22:40
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1st_Panzer_Div. posted:Done by no one ever. I don't think I've ever met anyone that became a regular from a resolution, prove me wrong. No thanks.
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Jan 6, 2016 22:42
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1st_Panzer_Div. posted:Done by no one ever. I don't think I've ever met anyone that became a regular from a resolution, prove me wrong. I resolved to get in shape one time and have been going to the gym 4 times a week ever since I made this decision in October 2014 because New Years resolutions are for gay fat babys
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Jan 6, 2016 22:44
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that looks like great fun
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Jan 6, 2016 22:45
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Continues to lift weights, ignoring a loser he sees at the gym who's shaking his head and sighing loudly after everything I do as I try to get a feel for working out so I can be in shape for my daughter's wedding and other cooler and better things than weirdo the stare-er
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Jan 6, 2016 22:45
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Professor Shark posted:Continues to lift weights, ignoring a loser he sees at the gym who's shaking his head and sighing loudly after everything I do as I try to get a feel for working out so I can be in shape for my daughter's wedding and other cooler and better things than weirdo the stare-er
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Jan 6, 2016 22:47
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ashgromnies posted:i was gonna start working out but people are hella judgmental so i guess not this always comes up from peeps that don't want to go to the gym but generally nobody gives a poo poo about anyone else in the gym. i mean, you might get a few looks if you're doing something dumb or you're a hot piece of rear end (male or female) but nobody is going to sit and watch you (blatantly anyways) when they have they're own poo poo to take care off.
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Jan 6, 2016 22:50
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The Cosby Mysteries posted:this always comes up from peeps that don't want to go to the gym but generally nobody gives a poo poo about anyone else in the gym. i mean, you might get a few looks if you're doing something dumb or you're a hot piece of rear end (male or female) but nobody is going to sit and watch you (blatantly anyways) when they have they're own poo poo to take care off. you say that but this is the second thread this week by apparent gym snobs looking down at the new years untermensch sullying their temples with their clumsy flailing
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Jan 6, 2016 22:53
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*pays to be instructed in cross-fit* *specifies that he doesn't want to get too big*
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Jan 6, 2016 22:58
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ashgromnies posted:i was gonna start working out but people are hella judgmental so i guess not I really try not to be this guy especially because I've only been consistent for like 8-9 months but i've come to believe that curling in the squat rack is, in fact, bullshit
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Jan 6, 2016 23:11
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I think my cat caught the fever you guys gently caress you plebs driving to your gym
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Jan 6, 2016 23:14
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Leather Daddy posted:driving to your gym yeah, I'd say that's pretty much Sign #1 you don't really grasp the point of going to the gym
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Jan 6, 2016 23:15
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:yeah, I'd say that's pretty much Sign #1 you don't really grasp the point of going to the gym I walk to mine but not everyone lives close enough and/or in a climate where you can walk to the gym year round.
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Jan 6, 2016 23:21
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:yeah, I'd say that's pretty much Sign #1 you don't really grasp the point of going to the gym it really depends on how far it is and/or weather. i walk/run to mine since its like only a mile away. for others, going there sometimes might not be the problem since it's good for warming up, but then getting out after a good workout, the last thing you want is to drudge it home for an hour with sweat freezing to your back.
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Jan 6, 2016 23:25
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ThePeavstenator posted:I walk to mine but not everyone lives close enough and/or in a climate where you can walk to the gym year round. this and running!= lifting weights cardios for sissies and girls i burg and bench
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Jan 6, 2016 23:25
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:yeah, I'd say that's pretty much Sign #1 you don't really grasp the point of going to the gym 
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Jan 6, 2016 23:27
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:you say that but this is the second thread this week by apparent gym snobs looking down at the new years untermensch sullying their temples with their clumsy flailing *Has already flaked out of his new year's resolution to get fit* *Is salty about it*
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Jan 6, 2016 23:27
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u gotta bulk up on burgs and burritos if u wanna get SWOLE carne asada burritos = PROTEIN BRUH
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Jan 6, 2016 23:27
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:you say that but this is the second thread this week by apparent gym snobs looking down at the new years untermensch sullying their temples with their clumsy flailing real talk, the only things that bother anyone in the gym are people sitting down and texting for 45 minutes on equipment that people want to use, and doing curls in the squat rack seriously the entire rest of the gym is for curls do them literally anywhere but the squat rack for the love of god
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Jan 6, 2016 23:31
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Leather Daddy posted:cardios for sissies and girls Yeah good luck with that, lol.
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Jan 6, 2016 23:34
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Matoi Ryuko posted:Yeah good luck with that, lol. ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Jan 6, 2016 23:36
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I wear a 400 dollar spandex outfit and only use an elliptical machine set to zero resistance
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Jan 6, 2016 23:53
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Matoi Ryuko posted:Yeah good luck with that, lol. This dude would prolly cry into his muscle milk at the first sight of bleeding nips and black toenails.
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Jan 7, 2016 00:00
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exquisite tea posted:This dude would prolly cry into his muscle milk at the first sight of bleeding nips and black toenails. Tape? On my nipples? Nothing touches these rippling pecs but tanning oil~
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Jan 7, 2016 00:02
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Chinatown posted:ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Jan 7, 2016 00:02
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*slips on puddle of sweat and does the splits, scrotum pouch stretches out to twice its size*
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Jan 7, 2016 00:03
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*cant stop side glancing at bouncing titties on girl running on treadmill*
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Jan 7, 2016 00:06
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numberoneposter posted:*cant stop side glancing at bouncing titties on girl running on treadmill* lol this is me at the gym and I'm gay like doesn't that poo poo hurt?? can't stop watching
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Jan 7, 2016 00:07
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