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soy posted:*works out in garage gym 3 days a week like does any other time of year unless horribly sick* We are one.
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*skates past the gym, chuckles at gym rats* *kickflips outta this lovely thread*
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Feminition posted:last week i saw a woman shoot 
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Was looking around the gym this Saturday morning at 7am and I locked down my personal opinion of these resolutioners: Everybody makes fun of the noobs, in anything, anywhere.... but some noobs are nicer to look at that other.
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Posting from the sauna right now itt
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Went BACK to the gym later in the morning to take my kid to swim lessons, and we were socializing afterwards with the local preacher and his wife... we also know them/their kids through cub scouts, and the fact the cub scouts operate out of their church (preacher's wife is a big ol' perv, btw...). Anyway, we were all walking out the door and the receptionist told me "bye" by name, and I told her I'd see her Monday... and then I looked the preacher in the eye and said, "Because I always rest on the 7th day, if you know what I mean."
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GORDON posted:Went BACK to the gym later in the morning to take my kid to swim lessons, and we were socializing afterwards with the local preacher and his wife... we also know them/their kids through cub scouts, and the fact the cub scouts operate out of their church (preacher's wife is a big ol' perv, btw...). Woa  what a badass
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Seasonal Candles posted:Woa Flexing hard and checking nuts.
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GORDON posted:Went BACK to the gym later in the morning to take my kid to swim lessons, and we were socializing afterwards with the local preacher and his wife... we also know them/their kids through cub scouts, and the fact the cub scouts operate out of their church (preacher's wife is a big ol' perv, btw...). Ughh so good
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Jan 10, 2016 03:57
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So many obese people on weight machines lifting the lowest weight and not breaking a sweat. Get on a treadmill fat rear end.
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I'm here to lift weight and do steroids. And I'm all outta steroids.
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im several strong asian men in a group with large muscular armsexquisite tea posted:This dude would prolly cry into his muscle milk at the first sight of bleeding nips and black toenails. wait who has bleeding nipples and why? SMILLENNIALSMILLEN fucked around with this message at 13:42 on Jan 10, 2016 |
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Jan 10, 2016 13:33
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katlington posted:im several strong asian men in a group with large muscular arms Marathon runners because their nipples rub against their shirt or some poo poo. For some reason they are proud when they run so far that their gains are banished to the land of wind and ghosts.
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Jan 10, 2016 14:17
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yeah i wish i had some exercise equipment at home going to the gym sucks i hate all people stronger and fitter than me
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Jan 10, 2016 14:36
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Some dude is doing lateral raises in the squat rack
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Jan 10, 2016 14:41
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my gym has both wet and dry saunas can someone tell me the benefits of each please? and its not gay sex because the gym posted very explicit warnings against dick and rear end and mouth stuff.
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Jan 10, 2016 16:35
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Toadvine posted:my gym has both wet and dry saunas can someone tell me the benefits of each please? and its not gay sex because the gym posted very explicit warnings against dick and rear end and mouth stuff. it absolutely is gay sex, how else do you have sex in the corner without being noticed?
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Toadvine posted:my gym has both wet and dry saunas can someone tell me the benefits of each please? and its not gay sex because the gym posted very explicit warnings against dick and rear end and mouth stuff. So that means a handie is implicitly okay?
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Jan 10, 2016 16:38
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mdm posted:it absolutely is gay sex, how else do you have sex in the corner without being noticed? save it for the showers? sex in the sauna would be phenomenal but I like my gym membership too much
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Germstore posted:So that means a handie is implicitly okay? are you putting it on a dick or rear end or mouth? then no, learn to read.
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Toadvine posted:are you putting it on a dick or rear end or mouth? then no, learn to read. You can't ban dicks, so clearly one dick plus anything that isn't another dick or an rear end or a mouth is fine. Trust me I have a degree in gay law.
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Germstore posted:You can't ban dicks, so clearly one dick plus anything that isn't another dick or an rear end or a mouth is fine. Trust me I have a degree in gay law. well I wouldnt want you representing me because you hear "no dick stuff" and think its ok to touch dick as long as its with a hand.
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Jan 10, 2016 16:45
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Toadvine posted:well I wouldnt want you representing me because you hear "no dick stuff" and think its ok to touch dick as long as its with a hand. It's implicitly 'no dicks.' One dick is okay.
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Germstore posted:It's implicitly 'no dicks.' One dick is okay. are you stupid? the sign is explicit about no dick stuff. you're failing at the fake career you just made up for jokes.
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Jan 10, 2016 16:50
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Please, I've been getting gym memberships reinstated since before you could read.
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Jan 10, 2016 16:51
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Toadvine posted:save it for the showers? sex in the sauna would be phenomenal but I like my gym membership too much the wet sauna is the correct one for the sex because its foggy
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Jan 10, 2016 17:15
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Since this is the gym thread can someone recommend a good website for weightlifting and exercise advice? Bodybuilding.com is what I've been using but that seems geared more to body sculpting and honestly I'm not trying to get chiseled ripped, just fit.
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Jan 10, 2016 18:29
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Dave_Indeed posted:Those guys think that's so funny but his friend is wearing gloves like a loving pussy so whose retarded now? ima real man i like to do alpha poo poo like give smooth handjobs to my twink boyfriend 
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Jan 10, 2016 18:43
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im the old asian man who started coming in in a white t shirt and pj pants to just like, swing? on the pullup/tricep dip bars then presumably be naked for a while in the changing room idk he's always gone by the tim eim done
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Jan 10, 2016 21:44
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as soon as my balls dangle as low as my knees im gonna sign up for the YMCA
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Toadvine posted:Since this is the gym thread can someone recommend a good website for weightlifting and exercise advice? Bodybuilding.com, eh? Let me take a look at that website... quote:Accidentally swiped right on my sister on Tinder, wat do? quote:Awkward as fuk, considering moving to France. quote:fuk her dad to assert dominance quote:I also swiped right on your sister quote:Nothing wrong with a bit of harmless incest bro 
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Toadvine posted:Since this is the gym thread can someone recommend a good website for weightlifting and exercise advice? I would recommend Seanmm's stripped 5x5 for the super gym newbs. Fairly easy and good for initial gains. You out grow it pretty quickly though and will need a new routine eventually. http://newbie-fitness.blogspot.com/2007/01/stripped-5x5.html?m=1
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Red Suit posted:I went to a gym for the first time today. I just walked on the treadmill for 40 minutes but I still feel good about it im gonna bully you into feeling bad about your progress right now
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Jan 10, 2016 22:48
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Honestly right now I just want to get into the habit of getting myself to the gym.
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Germstore posted:Please, I've been getting gym memberships reinstated since before you could read. u need to bring him up before the Gay Bar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI
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Took my kid to the gym/pool for open swim today and saw this really old man, I'd guess about 70, floating in the deep end with 2 noodles under his pits for flotation, not moving. Didn't pay him no mind. My kid was playing near him, though, fetching 5 pound weights out of the bottom of the deep end, and I was keeping an eye on him, and when I looked underwater with my goggles I saw this old man also had pretty decently sized ankle weights on each leg. And he never moved for about a half hour. Ramrod straight, kept afloat by noodles, not moving, with ankle weights. Hard core.
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Jan 11, 2016 02:54
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Just gonna go ahead and take up three parking spaces with my truck.
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the best part of these threads are the fat slobs coming out of the woodwork to blame their fatness on people being judgemental  it's always someone else's fault
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Necc0 posted:the best part of these threads are the fat slobs coming out of the woodwork to blame their fatness on people being judgemental And the glandular problems that force them to eat the large pizza for dinner.
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Toadvine posted:Since this is the gym thread can someone recommend a good website for weightlifting and exercise advice? I use http://www.exrx.net (ADMIN WARNING: This site has been linked in YLLS for years but it looks like Kaspersky has flagged it as a malicious URL, so click it and you might die) Tons of straightforward info.
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Jabronie posted:I use http://www.exrx.net. Tons of straightforward info. Yeah right like anyone is going to take advice from some jabronie.
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