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WeaponGradeSadness posted:As one of the chosen faithful still allowed to view the doghouse, it's basically just a bunch of posts about his hours, and also this, posted without comment: 
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He went full Sweeney Todd on Reform, rolling a tide of deliciousness into every $9 hambugah.
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a starwar betamax posted:Also remember when the slenderman guys drove down there and ate hotdogs at the shack and took pictures with big goofy grins on their faces and as it turns out it was the only marginally entertaining thing they have ever done Immortalized as jack's av
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Jan 8, 2016 23:09
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Manifest posted:How am I JUST finding out that Doobie opened an automotive shop adjacent to his hot dog stand? Cook the dogs on the engine manifold for that smokey flavor and save on energy bills! Axle grease, bacon grease, same diff.
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Jan 9, 2016 04:41
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http://www.doobiesdoghouse.com/ still works, god bless
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Jan 9, 2016 08:09
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Man he couldn't even properly measure and frame wall studs, how's he going to properly rebuild an automotive engine without it instantly cracking into an inferno.
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a starwar betamax posted:He's not rebuilding engines you goof... he said light automotive repair work so changing sparkplugs and pouring stop leak into radiators.  brake fluid topped off for extra!
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Jan 10, 2016 00:03
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Official thread theme 2016 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQJvyesk7r8
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Jan 10, 2016 13:02
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From time to time the tree of doobie must be watered with the blood of crashcat
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Jan 12, 2016 03:46
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Who writes a check for anything besides maybe rent or mortgages in 2016 We've got hoverjets and check cards.
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Jan 14, 2016 10:44
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Seriously though why is he served half a raw onion
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Jan 17, 2016 00:57
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Ah yes, the doob dog from the Cronenberg universe.
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Jan 17, 2016 10:22
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Rambling Robot posted:i feel sorry for doobie's dad (the son maker). all that work for nothing.
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Jan 19, 2016 00:05
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As the building is razed to make way for a real building with real wall studs and safety, the greasy kid across the street in the Shell station smiles the last schadenfreude smile he will get out of anyone daring to usurp his lands of sodium and hog anus. https://youtu.be/y-JmZ9ADhYg You'll be with Tupac now, doobdogs
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Jan 19, 2016 20:31
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He should go back to the goon plan of opening a cart outside of his dad's funeral home. Hot cheap snacks of comfort to them crying babies whose lost them folks... god bless...
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Jan 19, 2016 21:21
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Doob apparently put no fight into saving his self professed strong business Doob kind of rolls over a lot in life Roll tide
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Jan 19, 2016 21:40
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Doob doob doob doooob doooob doob
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Jan 19, 2016 21:56
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From that diner, and from that oil change garage, I fled aghast. The storm was still abroad in all its wrath as I found myself crossing the old highway to the Shell station. Suddenly there shot along the path a wild light, and I turned to see whence a gleam so unusual could have issued; for the cramped dog house and its shadows were alone behind me. The radiance was that of the full, setting, and neon-green relish moon, which now shone vividly through that once barely-discernible fissure, of which I have before spoken as extending from the roof of the bunker-building, in a zigzag direction, to the base. While I gazed, this fissure rapidly widened — there came a fierce breath of the whirlwind — the entire orb of the satellite burst at once upon my sight — my brain reeled as I saw the poorly-constructed walls rushing asunder — there was a long tumultuous shouting sound like the voice of a thousand Bama fans — and the deep and dank tarn at my feet closed sullenly and silently over the fragments of the “House of Doobie.”
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New Enterprises for the Doobster: Pet Grooming Grifting Sewer Turtle Vendor Hydrogeologist Contractor in Syria SA Moderator
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Jan 19, 2016 23:32
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For his dream job he sure is abandoning it fast... dreams plum gave out
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 roll tide edit: roll it more Dely Apple fucked around with this message at 03:46 on Jan 20, 2016 |
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Jan 20, 2016 03:39
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Raku posted:Friends, I need a crying Jordan version of Sammy 
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Jan 20, 2016 03:57
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Boss Hog's out of that reformed Dairy Queen building is laughing all the way to the bank His barbeque tears wiped away with some of that fine white bread
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Doobies closes on Friday huh, well, someone else go visit, I've got a doctor's appointment Friday
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Jan 21, 2016 05:33
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Alibaba.com moves in to deliver cheap hot snacks.  China blowing the poor American work force out again 
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Jan 21, 2016 05:58
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You'd think they'd hire the guy at a crematorium, judging from his food
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Jan 21, 2016 06:36
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Egbert Souse posted:Ashes in the urn Ash for it.
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Last Buffalo posted:
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Jan 21, 2016 22:35
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Melmac posted:
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Jan 22, 2016 00:02
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I hear them adult coloring books are the rage, so all doob needs is to repurpose his kids menu pages to make a quick profit.
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Old recalled doobpocryphia: They had a giant printout list of backers and double checked if you were going to combo them out of a profit margin As if anyone was going to actually show up
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