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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Moridin920 posted:

do you know that or are you just assuming things now?
it's in the article you illiterate gently caress

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dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
so what you're telling me isthis didn't happen jn america. I'm not a Arab and I an not a gay teen so why should i care.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Is this really a teen we're talking about, or are they using the porn definition of "teen"?

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

dethkon posted:

That's a pretty big leap of an interpretation, but I can understand why they do it cause how the hell are you supposed to turn someone's house upside down? And even if you managed to "flip that house" (hehe), if the house is box shaped you didn't really do anything except make their ceiling their new floor? Can a theologian help me with this please?

I think it comes from how vague Islam is about the gay thing. The Sodom story is abridged (it doesn't even have Gomorrah lol) and the Hadith says to turn their houses upside down like Allah destroyed Sodom with baked clay and general calamity. None of the Hadith mention baked clay but that's probably where setting people on fire comes from

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

satanic splash-back posted:

Is this really a teen we're talking about, or are they using the porn definition of "teen"?
he was 15, so the former

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx

Molothecat posted:

You FUCKS! loving talking about buildings, loving BUILDINGS! gently caress! BUILDINGS!

Kesty
Jun 13, 2006

dethkon posted:

That's a pretty big leap

feller
Jul 5, 2006


satanic splash-back posted:

Is this really a teen we're talking about, or are they using the porn definition of "teen"?

idk which does 15 fall into?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I didn't read very good, my apologies

that is sad, it is unlikely he ever scored

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Luvcow posted:

*two goat herders meet in a field and eye each other suspiciously*

herder #1: ...do you have stairs in your house?"

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

You know you're unpopular when your post comparing refugees to Isis gets ignored in favor of a guy who pretends he doesn't believe a two story fall can kill you

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I mean you can obviously but it's not certain.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

You know you're unpopular when your post comparing refugees to Isis gets ignored in favor of a guy who pretends he doesn't believe a two story fall can kill you

a 2 storey falls just a hop to this my hard human being body u homo. rest in pieces gaylord!!

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
I thought fairies could fly?

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty

Molothecat posted:

we should invite all of these people to move to our countries asap

That's actually a pretty good idea, if you spread them thin enough they'll just be cranky old farts with no power or clout whatsoever and would be held to the rule of reasonable laws. Thanks SP (second poster)

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Moridin920 posted:

I mean you can obviously but it's not certain.

you can always throw them twice

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Poetic Justice posted:

I thought fairies could fly?

porblematic

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

A Stupid Baby posted:

That's actually a pretty good idea, if you spread them thin enough they'll just be cranky old farts with no power or clout whatsoever and would be held to the rule of reasonable laws. Thanks SP (second poster)

what if they discover the internet

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i just feel like ISIS is playing fast and loose with the word of allah is all

Molothecat
Jul 25, 2007

Wrath, hate, pain, and death!

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

what if they discover the internet

we push them off a building

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
A lot of people lived in tents back then. If you've got stairs in your tent, that's a mighty fancy tent, my friend.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Moridin920 posted:

that poo poo is all really oddly specific it's like they're just making it up as they go


like surely 1500 years ago the average town didn't even have a building tall enough to really hurt you why would they write that?

the city of carthage had multi-story apartment buildings at least as early as 300 BC

Moridin920 posted:

i just feel like ISIS is playing fast and loose with the word of allah is all

yeah you're right though

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Animal-Mother posted:

A lot of people lived in tents back then. If you've got stairs in your tent, that's a mighty fancy tent, my friend.

most of em still do!!!!

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

the city of carthage had multi-story apartment buildings at least as early as 300 BC

another big city though, just sayin'

poo poo there's a town in Nebraska with 150 people in it that doesn't have any buildings more than a story or two, I know there's more in rural America. And it's 2016!

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
I'm sure a steep cliff or a tall building a few villages over was and/or is an acceptable substitute

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Moridin920 posted:

do you really believe the average town in 600AD was anything more than a bunch of farmers and herders and some residences?


uh the Colosseum is in Rome fuckface the biggest most important city in the ancient world

I'm talking about the average gently caress off peasant serf village on the road

a village isn't a town, though. traditionally they're differentiated in the fact that a town will usually have a center of commerce and permanent fortifications.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

a village isn't a town, though. traditionally they're differentiated in the fact that a town will usually have a center of commerce and permanent fortifications.

tall enough to throw someone off of? I think not!

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Moridin920 posted:

another big city though, just sayin'

poo poo there's a town in Nebraska with 150 people in it that doesn't have any buildings more than a story or two, I know there's more in rural America. And it's 2016!

I could go into a big spergy tirade about how and why urban development has changed over the last two thousand years but it suffices to say that your assumption that large buildings were rare in the seventh century AD is wrong.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

I could go into a big spergy tirade about how and why urban development has changed over the last two thousand years but it suffices to say that your assumption that large buildings were rare in the seventh century AD is wrong.

alright fair enough

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
what about the kid? was he hurt?

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

what about the kid? was he hurt?

he was crushed.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
one moment he was over the moon and the next he was at rock bottom.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

what about the kid? was he hurt?
No he was fine. When they have people waiting below to make sure he's stoned if he's alive it's in the good way so it's sort of nice and friendly

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

satanic splash-back posted:

that is sad, it is unlikely he ever scored
the best i could do with MS Paint

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

satanic splash-back posted:

I didn't read very good, my apologies

that is sad, it is unlikely he ever scored

It's unsure where he fell on the giant bullseye painted on the ground.

No Pants
Dec 10, 2000

satanic splash-back posted:

I didn't read very good, my apologies

that is sad, it is unlikely he ever scored

it sounds like he got molested by an ISIS leader who got shipped off to Iraq instead of thrown off a building

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

No Pants posted:

it sounds like he got molested by an ISIS leader who got shipped off to Iraq instead of thrown off a building

tbf if he's not dead by now he will be soon

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

No Pants posted:

it sounds like he got molested by an ISIS leader who got shipped off to Iraq instead of thrown off a building

Well, one of Allah's titles *is* "the Merciful".

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

tbf if he's not dead by now he will be soon

I hear we're working on drones that accept your surrender if you put down your kalashnikov.

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

slidebite posted:

No he was fine. When they have people waiting below to make sure he's stoned if he's alive it's in the good way so it's sort of nice and friendly

He was too high already :(

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Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay

No Pants posted:

it sounds like he got molested by an ISIS leader who got shipped off to Iraq instead of thrown off a building

notorious ISIS commander Ja'ash Al-Duggar

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