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after christianity, islam, and judaism reconcile their differences and unite into one world religion, there will be only one sin, and it will be "Acting Like An Infidel" the punishment will be that the sinner gets nailed to a cross and the cross is dropped into a huge cauldron of boiling oil and the cauldron is thrown off the highest building in the city and people throw rocks at it as it falls and when it hits the ground the cauldron breaks open and the sinner spills out perfectly-deep-fried for the pack of hungry lions waiting below what i'm saying is that in the dystopian future we're destined towards the lions will have a great fuckin time
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symbolic posted:i thought Moridin's point was that they couldn't have done that back in 600 AD because they didn't have tall buildings that's why the stoning part, bc back in the day you killed probably 1% of offenders with the fall
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:after christianity, islam, and judaism reconcile their differences and unite into one world religion, there will be only one sin, and it will be "Acting Like An Infidel" Good for them, right now their conservation status is "vulnerable"
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:after christianity, islam, and judaism reconcile their differences and unite into one world religion, there will be only one sin, and it will be "Acting Like An Infidel" no lions left int eh dystopian future dumb dumb
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nomadologique posted:that's why the stoning part, bc back in the day you killed probably 1% of offenders with the fall its symbolic, just like how the bad guy always gets dropped from a great height in hollywood movies
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Microwaves Mom posted:People keep ignoring the stoning part after the fall. dude they didn't have rocks that big back then, they were like tiny pebbles or grains of sand
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Luvcow posted:dude they didn't have rocks that big back then, they were like tiny pebbles or grains of sand rocks were too valuable to waste back then, since they used them as building materials and currency
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I'm sure the prophet only intended for the fall to scare the gay out of them, which is just fine
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Mange Mite posted:rocks were too valuable to waste back then, since they used them as building materials and currency exactly
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they probably count the elevation of the building into its height, like the "tallest" building in ancient athens woulda been something on the acropolis bc it's way high up just find a good steep cliff and chuck em
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Mange Mite posted:its symbolic, just like how the bad guy always gets dropped from a great height in hollywood movies you'r e saying muhammad had a vision of die hard?? wow
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:after christianity, islam, and judaism reconcile their differences and unite into one world religion, there will be only one sin, and it will be "Acting Like An Infidel" i forgot to include burning at the stake in there, when they're done with it all the high priest fires up the grill and burns some steaks for the congregation to enjoy
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nomadologique posted:you'r e saying muhammad had a vision of die hard?? wow figures gruber secretly wanted to bone mclaine
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realtalk i'm pretty sure i'd prefer stoning to the european contraption known as The Breaking Wheel but what do i know about execution
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Never mind that even with one story, the fall will probably break some important bones, which is as good as a death sentence if not worse than other forms of capital punishment, considering medical techniques at the time
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one story would still be pretty deadly if they dropped you head first maybe that's what "turn his house upside down" means
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do you think they aim for the nuts when they stone the guy?
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symbolic posted:do you think they aim for the nuts when they stone the guy? no much like darts hitting the bullseye isnt necessarily the best strategy
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audience participation executions are a bitch though, since it's everybody in the town that you know, including a few grinning chucklefucks with huge, jagged boulders who really like getting up bright and early every day to do this the tower thing is cool too since it has this dramatic "AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" that echoes across town right as you're giving your kids the birds and bees talk so you can be like "oh yeah if you put your dick in a guy's butt then THAT happens  "
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:audience participation executions are a bitch though, since it's everybody in the town that you know, including a few grinning chucklefucks with huge, jagged boulders who really like getting up bright and early every day to do this I like the part when people get squirt guns out and spray them around the theater when brad and jamet are in the rain  love to get the execution "virgins" all wet
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:I'm sure the prophet only intended for the fall to scare the gay out of them, which is just fine I'm pretty sure the prophet did plenty of creepy uncle poo poo to his cupbearer and boys-in-waiting, just like all his generals. Mad homo, dog.
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Luvcow posted:dude they didn't have rocks that big back then, they were like tiny pebbles or grains of sand Well maybe they used like wood sticks and stuff.
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Jan 8, 2016 00:50
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The Hadith is even more anti gay than the Quran so it would follow that the prophet had a bigger hangup about gays than Allah
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mdm posted:The Hadith is even more anti gay than the Quran so it would follow that the prophet had a bigger hangup about gays than Allah The moon god likes moons but the prophet not so fond of man moons.
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Or wine, which was never imbibed copiously by Sultans, Muzzeins, Caliphs, Imams and anybody who could climb to the upper clerical crust. Especially during those times when Muslims were running around enslaving hundreds of thousands of people and making war and whatnot.
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phasmid posted:Or wine, which was never imbibed copiously by Sultans, Muzzeins, Caliphs, Imams and anybody who could climb to the upper clerical crust. you see the medieval jihad was a conquest of ideas
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:you see the medieval jihad was a conquest of ideas Hearts and minds.  
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de_dust posted:maybe this throwing gays from the roof thing is just a symptom of poverty, maybe if we started to build schools in isistan theyd educate themselves and pull themselves out of poverty and no longer do these horrible things just imagine how much they could benefit from elevators
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carrion kit posted:just imagine how much they could benefit from elevators
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My Q-Face posted:People keep ignoring the fact that the Hadith says no such thing, which was really Moridin's point.
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I like how the same people who flip out about usage of the phrase "rule of thumb" try to dissemble over the height of buildings gays are thrown off of in medieval Saudi Arabia
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drat OP that story sounds hardcore how did you survive?
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sounds like he got what was "cumming" to him 
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Gabriel is Jibreel in Islam. Lisa Young is illiterate.
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I bet the kid didnt see this "cumming"
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Luvcow posted:a second goat has hit the mud brick building
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He probably thoguht "that ground sure is 'cumming; up fast" as he fell
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I will destroy ISIS
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