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You know who has some big knockers are the two broke girls from that TV show whose name escapes me.
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Maoist Pussy posted:When I first saw black people, I thought they were made of chocolate and I wanted to lick them. What the gently caress, who would masterprobate MP. he (or she) coo.
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Jan 8, 2016 03:50
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 this just looks like a bad psf gone wrung
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Jan 8, 2016 03:56
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Applewhite posted:No but GIS isn't doing her rack any favors I can tell you that. nws http://i.imgur.com/KJ7eA9u.gif
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Applewhite posted:You know who has some big knockers are the two broke girls from that TV show whose name escapes me. Ha!
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Jan 8, 2016 04:19
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I met a girl with yellow eyes one time. Yellow. Probably a werewolf
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Applewhite posted:You know who has some big knockers are the two broke girls from that TV show whose name escapes me. broad city?
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I am the only member of my immediate family with blue eyes. I am the antichrist.
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Applewhite posted:You know who has some big knockers are the two broke girls from that TV show whose name escapes me. She's attractive.
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MiracleWhale posted:they cure for that is that you cum right in there eye op, just spray it right in there will the plan still work  CaptainSarcastic posted:I am the only member of my immediate family with blue eyes.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I am the only member of my immediate family with blue eyes. daywalker 
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naem posted:daywalker I have incredibly pale white skin and yet do not sunburn. My innate evil is the ultimate sunblock.
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Jan 8, 2016 05:31
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Did anyone else in high school have a teacher divide your class by eye color to give you a lesson racism or something? We did and the hierarchy was blue > green > hazel > brown All that taught me was that my blue eyes made me part of an elite few who get arbitrary privileges that the brown-eyed rabble don't, as it should be.
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Fonzarelli posted:I've got green eyes, the best eye colour. Brown is boring and blue is reserved for villains. Lol if you're a blonde man with blue eyes This true. We are the rarest, most recessive of breeds. QUEEN CAUCUS posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pv8mCHbOrs I had to do this as a kid. Unfortunately, I was scheduled for a dentist's appointment and could only do a half day. Really hosed up my view of 50% of the world population.
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naem posted:I met a girl with yellow eyes one time. Yellow. Probably a werewolf Probably a Witcher.
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Jan 8, 2016 15:47
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This girl at work wears blue contacts, freaks me out.
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pv8mCHbOrs My sociology prof did this except all he did was separate us. I thought he was a genius but now I know he's an unoriginal hack, thanks QUEEN CAUCUS.
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Jan 8, 2016 17:58
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naem posted:I met a girl with yellow eyes one time. Yellow. Probably a werewolf Contacts
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Jan 8, 2016 19:07
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I have blue eyes I keep them in my freezer
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Airborne Viking posted:My sociology prof did this except all he did was separate us. I thought he was a genius but now I know he's an unoriginal hack, thanks QUEEN CAUCUS. did you get his eye color? You know you can't trust them poo eyes. 
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Jan 8, 2016 19:41
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Once dates a girl whose dad would seriously not trust anyone that had blue or green eyes with brown flecks. He'd always say, "That means they are so full of poo poo that it's coming out their eyes." I though he was kidding until he left a restaurant after getting a good look at the waiters eyes. Dude was unhinged, of course.
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Inzombiac posted:Once dates a girl whose dad would seriously not trust anyone that had blue or green eyes with brown flecks. He'd always say, "That means they are so full of poo poo that it's coming out their eyes." you wait till he walks in on you loving his daughter, and then you stare right at him and pop out your contacts
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Fonzarelli posted:I've got green eyes, the best eye colour. Brown is boring and blue is reserved for villains. Lol if you're a blonde man with blue eyes Automatic Slim posted:This true. We are the rarest, most recessive of breeds. I've got you all beat: I have one blue eye and one green eye. It's incredibly rare, and makes me feel like a really special snowflake. The only combo that's even more rare is one brown/one green. David Bowie has that. It's like 1 in 10 million or something.
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Jan 8, 2016 20:33
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Aren't chimera features like that mean you ate a twin or something
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Brave New World posted:I've got you all beat: I have one blue eye and one green eye. It's incredibly rare, and makes me feel like a really special snowflake. David Bowie has 2 blue eyes. The pupil on one of them is permanently dilated from him getting punched when he was a kid, and that changes the way the light hits the damaged eye, making it look like it's a different color.
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Jan 8, 2016 21:43
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My eyes are sometimes blue, sometimes green, sometimes grey. At one point in my life I had three different IDs each with a different eye color listed. I dunno why my eyes do this
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Jan 8, 2016 21:44
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I am the only member of my immediate family with blue eyes. You're adopted.
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I wonder if albinos try to rationalize their weird-rear end eyes the same way blue-eyed people do.
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My neighbor's mom when I was a kid had a blue and a brown eye. So did their dog. 
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:did you get his eye color? You know you can't trust them poo eyes.
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Vacation Tenzin posted:You're adopted. Hail Satan.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfuWXRZe9yA
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Jan 8, 2016 23:01
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No one knows what it's like To be the Batman
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is the cat the moon?
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Crow_Rodeo posted:My eyes are sometimes blue, sometimes green, sometimes grey. At one point in my life I had three different IDs each with a different eye color listed. I dunno why my eyes do this Same, except as I've gotten older they have drifted to be mostly a greenish. They still shift based on the outdoor light conditions, but definitely not as much as when I was younger.
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everyone with pale eyes is a loving weirdo i've never met anyone normal with pale eyes somethign about those genes man...
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Jesus Christ posted:is the cat the moon? She has grey eyes.
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Women with bright blue or green eyes are amazing. Except when they're fat. Or ugly.
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RaceBannon posted:Women with bright blue or green eyes are amazing. Except when they're fat. Or ugly. The Louis ck bit about things being Amazing Like if that's amazing to you, what else is, and what word do you use when something actually amazing happens
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Cake Smashing Boob posted:it's blue or nothing baby
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