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osirisisdead posted:^^^You are engaging in sexytimes with the wrong women.^^^ you loving idiot. you only like hand jobs because you and your jar heads raped a woman iraq and you were left with her hand. it is the act of rape that got you off, not the hand job you loving piece of poo poo
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 21:51 |
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WatermelonGun posted:y'all need church church is for dimwits
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 21:51 |
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Novo posted:church is for dimwits Been there, done that, wearing a "The Dungeon" t-shirt. Eat my rear end. Snatch Duster posted:you loving idiot. you only like hand jobs because you and your jar heads raped a woman iraq and you were left with her hand. k. Eat my rear end.
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 21:52 |
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WatermelonGun posted:y'all need church Forgive me Lord, for I have jizzed
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 21:53 |
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Cuckoo posted:I am a woman and whoever I date will pry porn from my cold, dead fingers. Sex on the other hand (heh) is quite the opposite. Even if it's purely masturbatory, you still have to notice the one you're loving. The physiological thing is slightly problematic imho, since both are better in their own way. One needs both, if you ask me.
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 21:57 |
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And what would the options be? Writing fanfic? Sounds like hell of a work for just a wank.
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 22:25 |
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osirisisdead posted:^^^You are engaging in sexytimes with the wrong women.^^^ I know what I like. Women don't normally handle the same dick for for a lifetime/
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 22:26 |
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VendaGoat posted:I know what I like. Women don't normally handle the same dick for for a lifetime/ what you need is a man.
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 22:27 |
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www posted:what you need is a man. It's depressing enough being attracted to women.
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 22:28 |
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VendaGoat posted:I know what I like. Women don't normally handle the same dick for for a lifetime/ That is irrelevant. If the women that are handling your dick treat them as a one-size-fits-all object, then you are engaging in sexytimes with the wrong women.
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 22:29 |
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osirisisdead posted:That is irrelevant. If the women that are handling your dick treat them as a one-size-fits-all object, then you are engaging in sexytimes with the wrong women. Please describe to me how to differentiate between the right and wrong women? Like, do they advertise their carnal knowledge by dressing in a certain manner and/or frequenting areas that are known to have women of a similar skill level? Does your mom frequent these areas? VendaGoat fucked around with this message at 22:35 on Jan 8, 2016 |
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osirisisdead posted:That is irrelevant. If the women that are handling your dick treat them as a one-size-fits-all object, then you are engaging in sexytimes with the wrong women. I must agree. Women rarely know dick about handling a dick. Sadly.
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 22:33 |
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One dick is the same as the other (unless you were mutilated at birth) It's really not that hard compared to a vagina
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 22:34 |
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It's not about knowledge. It's about intent. You are engaging in sexual activity with women who don't enjoy playing with your dick, but are doing it because they think they should. A handjob from a women who is "trying to make you cum" is the worst. A handjob from a women who "wants to play with your dick" is the best. Y'all need some real sluts. Decebal posted:One dick is the same as the other (unless you were mutilated at birth) It's really not that hard compared to a vagina lol hard
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 22:36 |
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osirisisdead posted:Y'all need some real sluts.
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 22:47 |
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Porn isn't immoral so its okay
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 23:03 |
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Hand jobs are easy you engage the balls either with the other hand or your mouth and vary what you're doing a bit. If they aren't scared of it you put a little pressure on their taint at the same time I use a guy's hardness as a barometer, it's pretty obvious if they like it or not
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 23:25 |
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daemonsultan posted:I will quote this should my wife want divorce. And from there on base my life upon this. If you wanted a good handjob, you shouldn't have been looking for a wife.
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 23:55 |
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gently caress you OP sex is good open is good prostitution is good
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# ? Jan 9, 2016 00:22 |
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XMNN posted:they thought he was a nice guy even though all the articles said hes into the spitting in/on and choking stuff i continue to be impressed with how bad the posts in this thread are there is nothing inconsistent about thinking he's a nice guy even though he's into that stuff not everyone fucks with the lights off through a hole cut in a sheet
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# ? Jan 9, 2016 00:34 |
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Snatch Duster posted:But presented with all four, id prob choose a great blow vs a great lay imo personally i'd choose a great lay that involved a lot of foreplay and got us both incredibly excited it's all psychological imo
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# ? Jan 9, 2016 00:37 |
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best thread
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# ? Jan 9, 2016 00:39 |
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WatermelonGun posted:y'all need church i'ma gently caress in the confessional booth during the service
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WatermelonGun posted:y'all need church Totally agree. I used to have some serious wet dreams about Charlotte Church.
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# ? Jan 11, 2016 14:39 |
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Im gunna create an effigy out of chicken bones so I can put my dick through it when we fuckin so we can make a voodoo child. Thats my fetish.
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goons giving sex advice.
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