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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

does neuroscience know what makes your posts so bad?

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Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Who the hell watches professionally produced porn in 2016.

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

personally its because im not a woman

not my problem LOL!

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

Skeleton Ape posted:

Who the hell watches professionally produced porn in 2016.

are...are you being elitist about your pornographic movie addiction?

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

The Goatfather posted:

because cum is a good source of protein

No, it's basically mucous.

I only watch gay porn, so I don't exploit anyone. Unless the guys are gay-for-pay, it's pretty much two dudes doing what they would be doing on any given night anyway, since they're gay and attractive and have big dicks and also like anal.

Only thing I'm hurting is my soul.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
As a gentleman of leisure I only watch bespoke porn. I commission the porn, watch it once, and then my manservant smashes the sd card into a fine powder.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
nowadays I literally can't get hard to anything but anime

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
none of my horse porn has any women in it, OP

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Skeleton Ape posted:

Who the hell watches professionally produced porn in 2016.

Word. Pro porn just seems like it takes itself too seriously.

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
Not sure why people are so angry in this thread, guess I must have hit a nerve, if you are addicted to pornography there is help out there you can seek, if you're not I'd suggest using all of that built up anger and sexual frustration for something positive to society.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Why did god give women boobs?

So men have something to look at while talking to them.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
Because buttholes are good and looking at them is also good.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

I'd put a ring on it

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
op how did you register in 1977, I didn't know they even had the internet back then

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Ace of Baes posted:

Not sure why people are so angry in this thread, guess I must have hit a nerve, if you are addicted to pornography there is help out there you can seek, if you're not I'd suggest using all of that built up anger and sexual frustration for something positive to society.

Wait, your listed as a mod? :raise:

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

i only watch 'porn' in which the woman is enjoying themselves and that pretty much excludes all forms of penetration

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Darth123123 posted:

Wait, your listed as a mod? :raise:

He's a powerful BYOB man. I wouldn't gently caress with him tbh

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
lol byob

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

treasure bear posted:

i only watch 'porn' in which the woman is enjoying themselves and that pretty much excludes all forms of penetration

what an odd statement

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord

XMNN posted:

lol byob

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Beef Turret posted:

He's a powerful BYOB man. I wouldn't gently caress with him tbh

That wasn't where I was headed.

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
Please do not derail the thread, if you wish to chat about byob feel free to post there, however be warned that slurs, sexism, transphobia etc. are highly frowned upon in byob. Cheers. :D

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Can we hate people on a personal level in BYOB?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
this is the most passive aggressive thread in the universe

Stealthgerbil
Dec 16, 2004


its because jerking off is fun

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Ace of Baes posted:

Please do not derail the thread
Derail the thread

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
Porn is great though don't jerk off 24/7 and if you are in a relationship be observant that excessive viewing is kinda gross and disrespectful to your partner unless you are watching it together in which case it's just a good time. Remember that it's a fantasy of the physical and has nothing to do with the actual act of intimate meaningful relations and you are in the right mindset hth

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Shaquin posted:

Porn is great though don't jerk off 24/7 and if you are in a relationship be observant that excessive viewing is kinda gross and disrespectful to your partner unless you are watching it together in which case it's just a good time. Remember that it's a fantasy of the physical and has nothing to do with the actual act of intimate meaningful relations and you are in the right mindset hth

thanks for the advice, grandma

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I am immoral, I have inside me cum of kings, yeah!

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord

Enfield posted:

this is the most passive aggressive thread in the universe

Cheers. :guinness:

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

:gb2byob:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Porn is good OP unlike this thread

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


That site seems a little fish since everything seems to be about porn and abort and catholicism

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

ElectricSheep posted:

uh excuse me porn objectifies MEN too, it tells us if you cant keep it going for at least 20 minutes then you a beta bitch as far as society is concerned

the struggle...is real

lol if cant last 20 minutes

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Merge byob and gbs theres practically no difference between the two except byob is maybe 8 people at peak hours

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Uncle Wemus posted:

Merge byob and gbs theres practically no difference between the two except byob is maybe 8 people at peak hours

you just made 8 people very angry

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Moola posted:

lol if cant last 20 minutes

lol if the combinations of psychotropic drugs don't just make this the default as far as average performance

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Can we hate people on a personal level in BYOB?

You can hate anyone anywhere, however I wouldn't recommend it, as hatred is not good for the soul.

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Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
You guys seriously need help.
https://overcomingpornography.org/

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