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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Why do so many men watch porn even though its immoral?

scott zoloft: Dec 7, 2015; yeah same

H.H posted:

1. prostitution is the same as porn. that's why we need to legalize all forms of sex work.

*in his best sjw voice*: omg THIS

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Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

why all the anger when its still a funny thread?

# ? Jan 8, 2016 16:19

Extra Large Marge: Jan 21, 2004; Fun Shoe

They watch it because of the naked ladies

# ? Jan 8, 2016 16:29

Coolie Ghost: Jan 16, 2013; sensible dissent dispenser

it would be very convenient for me if we could change the hypermasculine ideal to cumming really quick instead of not cumming for 20 minutes or so

# ? Jan 8, 2016 16:41

EngineerSean: Feb 9, 2004; by zen death robot

Chinatown posted:

i prefer ebony if u catch my drift

Ha ha ha yeah I no I don't catch your drift

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Robot Made of Meat: Oct 16, 2015

dreezy posted:

gay porn.

# ? Jan 8, 2016 17:39

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Jukeboxblues posted:

I am going to shove my dick in a pool of tar and you can be the road worker and do nothing with it for months you filth slut

:kimchi:

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ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

scott zoloft posted:

*in his best sjw voice*: omg THIS

But you were already typing that on the internet rather than talking to a real person.

# ? Jan 8, 2016 18:20

Ace of Baes: Jul 7, 1977

scott zoloft posted:

*in his best sjw voice*: omg THIS

What's wrong with being a social justice warrior?

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Decebal: Jan 6, 2010

Ace of Baes posted:

What's wrong with being a social justice warrior?

War is a bad thing

# ? Jan 8, 2016 20:02

hohhat: Sep 25, 2014

whoflungpoop posted:

yes because only women can be exploited because we are stupid and easily manipulated by the patriarchy into degrading ourselves, its different from the men in leather on pisshogs dot com

Based on my personal experience as a pisshog everything was very above board and up to all relevant OSHA standards.

# ? Jan 8, 2016 20:03

scott zoloft: Dec 7, 2015; yeah same

Ace of Baes posted:

What's wrong with being a social justice warrior?

I didn't say there was anything wrong with them. Sometimes they're fun to make fun of, sometimes they're not. Depends on how they're SJWing.

my favorite SJWs are the ones who post screenshots of epic racist shutdowns. THIS.

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scott zoloft: Dec 7, 2015; yeah same

or look at these dumbfucks in GBS get upset when confronted about their relationship with sex and pornography. THIS.

# ? Jan 8, 2016 20:19

daemonsultan: Dec 28, 2004

I believe someone already said it but yeah, it's pretty much like eating a good thick beef. You know there's some issues but you'd rather think about them later. But of course you usually don't.

I blame the weakness of the flesh.

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Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

scott zoloft posted:

or look at these dumbfucks in GBS get upset when confronted about their relationship with sex and pornography. THIS.

the meltdown begins

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whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Ace of Baes posted:

What's wrong with being a social justice warrior?

usually their BMI

# ? Jan 8, 2016 20:49

Judakel: Jul 29, 2004; Can't post for 9 years!

I love porn because i get no pussy

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Judakel posted:

I love porn because i get no pussy

Look on the bright side. You'll also won't get any STDs :buddy:

:buddy:

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Falun Bong Refugee: Dec 14, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

Spanish Manlove posted:

the meltdown begins

You would be the expert, I hear.

# ? Jan 8, 2016 21:06

fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

Spanish Manlove posted:

the meltdown begins

epic thissery XD

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Mr. Creakle: Apr 27, 2007; Protecting your virginity

Serious question for men, does jerking it to porn feel better from a purely physical standpoint than being inside of a woman?

I can't speak for all women obviously but a vibrator is so much better in the pure feelings department than regular dicks. Doesn't outweigh the fun of being with a partner but still

# ? Jan 8, 2016 21:13

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Cuckoo posted:

Serious question for men, does jerking it to porn feel better from a purely physical standpoint than being inside of a woman?

I can't speak for all women obviously but a vibrator is so much better in the pure feelings department than regular dicks. Doesn't outweigh the fun of being with a partner but still

When you use your vibrator it's for one thing and one thing only, to cum.

Does that answer your serious question?

# ? Jan 8, 2016 21:20

daemonsultan: Dec 28, 2004

Cuckoo posted:

Serious question for men, does jerking it to porn feel better from a purely physical standpoint than being inside of a woman?

No it doesn't. It's a whole different thing. They aren't comparable.

# ? Jan 8, 2016 21:24

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

You reach an age when you don't even need porn. Regular news and such.....Oh who cares about my words.

charlotte mckinney hosted a thing in Vegas.

# ? Jan 8, 2016 21:31

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

daemonsultan posted:

No it doesn't. It's a whole different thing. They aren't comparable.

its the same, not comparable. Jerking, blow jobs, vags, and rear end all feel different. If dudes need to cum they jerk, like if you get so excited the only way to no be is to jerk then ya.

But presented with all four, id prob choose a great blow vs a great lay imo

# ? Jan 8, 2016 21:36

Mr. Creakle: Apr 27, 2007; Protecting your virginity

I am a woman and whoever I date will pry porn from my cold, dead fingers.

daemonsultan posted:

No it doesn't. It's a whole different thing. They aren't comparable.

Could I ask how? I know this sounds like a retarded question but I don't have the equipment v :v:

:v:

v

I know there's all of the other differences going on with real sex such as having fun with your partner, sharing intimacy, the sensations of getting touched by someone else, pacing yourself for their sake instead of racing to the finish line, etc.

Honestly though for a girl (again, from a purely physical standpoint), a dick going in is a dick going in. The difference is that a vibrator feels cold and sterile until it warms up from your body heat, but it does all sorts of poo poo like vibrates, rotates, or has attachments to make it do so much more than a plain penis. You could also tilt it to hit the exact spot correctly, whereas if you did that with a guy he'd either end up in a goofy position or with a broken dick. In other words, since it's you and your own body you know exactly what you want in a way that even a LTR partner may not. I was just curious if a guy and his hand have something similar going on to that.

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Decebal: Jan 6, 2010

Cuckoo posted:

Serious question for men, does jerking it to porn feel better from a purely physical standpoint than being inside of a woman?

I can't speak for all women obviously but a vibrator is so much better in the pure feelings department than regular dicks. Doesn't outweigh the fun of being with a partner but still

It's more selfish

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fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

the ol' broken dick danger zone

# ? Jan 8, 2016 21:39

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Cuckoo posted:

I am a woman and whoever I date will pry porn from my cold, dead fingers.

Could I ask how? I know this sounds like a retarded question but I don't have the equipment vv

I know there's all of the other differences going on with real sex such as having fun with your partner, sharing intimacy, the sensations of getting touched by someone else, pacing yourself for their sake instead of racing to the finish line, etc.

Honestly though for a girl (again, from a purely physical standpoint), a dick going in is a dick going in. The difference is that a vibrator feels cold and sterile until it warms up from your body heat, but it does all sorts of poo poo like vibrates, rotates, or has attachments to make it do so much more than a plain penis. You could also tilt it to hit the exact spot correctly, whereas if you did that with a guy he'd either end up in a goofy position or with a broken dick. In other words, since it's you and your own body you know exactly what you want in a way that even a LTR partner may not. I was just curious if a guy and his hand have something similar going on to that.

Women are terrible at handjobs. That is the answer to your question.

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Cyberpunkey Monkey: Jun 23, 2003; by Nyc_Tattoo

^^^You are engaging in sexytimes with the wrong women.^^^

Cuckoo posted:

Serious question for men, does jerking it to porn feel better from a purely physical standpoint than being inside of a woman?

I can't speak for all women obviously but a vibrator is so much better in the pure feelings department than regular dicks. Doesn't outweigh the fun of being with a partner but still

No. Not even goddamn close, but it doesn't have the same consequences.

You can use a vib with a partner too, you loving moron.

# ? Jan 8, 2016 21:42

Cyberpunkey Monkey: Jun 23, 2003; by Nyc_Tattoo

Cuckoo posted:

I am a woman and whoever I date will pry porn from my cold, dead fingers.

Could I ask how? I know this sounds like a retarded question but I don't have the equipment vv

I know there's all of the other differences going on with real sex such as having fun with your partner, sharing intimacy, the sensations of getting touched by someone else, pacing yourself for their sake instead of racing to the finish line, etc.

Honestly though for a girl (again, from a purely physical standpoint), a dick going in is a dick going in. The difference is that a vibrator feels cold and sterile until it warms up from your body heat, but it does all sorts of poo poo like vibrates, rotates, or has attachments to make it do so much more than a plain penis. You could also tilt it to hit the exact spot correctly, whereas if you did that with a guy he'd either end up in a goofy position or with a broken dick. In other words, since it's you and your own body you know exactly what you want in a way that even a LTR partner may not. I was just curious if a guy and his hand have something similar going on to that.

Goofy positions are basically what sex is, always. It's ricidulous. When it comes to heterosexuality, men have a blood filled tube hanging from the front of our body that we put into a sheath of muscles in a woman's body and it feels good. It's fuckin' weird.

# ? Jan 8, 2016 21:46

fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

osirisisdead posted:

Goofy positions are basically what sex is, always. It's ricidulous. When it comes to heterosexuality, men have a blood filled tube hanging from the front of our body that we put into a sheath of muscles in a woman's body and it feels good. It's fuckin' weird.

keep going, or alternatively, never post again

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Cyberpunkey Monkey: Jun 23, 2003; by Nyc_Tattoo

Baby, I'm still going :wink:

:wink:

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WatermelonGun: May 7, 2009

osirisisdead posted:

Goofy positions are basically what sex is, always. It's ricidulous. When it comes to heterosexuality, men have a blood filled tube hanging from the front of our body that we put into a sheath of muscles in a woman's body and it feels good. It's fuckin' weird.

do you oil and spice your pubes in addition to your beard?

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Uncle Wemus: Mar 4, 2004

lol franco is trying to get in on this hahaha

# ? Jan 8, 2016 21:49

Cyberpunkey Monkey: Jun 23, 2003; by Nyc_Tattoo

WatermelonGun posted:

do you oil and spice your pubes in addition to your beard?

I use the same lube for masturbation as well as for beardplay, yes. Duh.

# ? Jan 8, 2016 21:50

Novo: May 13, 2003; ^{Stercorem pro cerebro habes}; Soiled Meat

Cuckoo posted:

I am a woman and whoever I date will pry porn from my cold, dead fingers.

Could I ask how? I know this sounds like a retarded question but I don't have the equipment vv

I know there's all of the other differences going on with real sex such as having fun with your partner, sharing intimacy, the sensations of getting touched by someone else, pacing yourself for their sake instead of racing to the finish line, etc.

Honestly though for a girl (again, from a purely physical standpoint), a dick going in is a dick going in.

if a guy took that attitude he wouldn't be able to stay hard. the dick going in is somewhat symbolic, what heightens the sensations is what that represents, if that makes sense. i mean it feels super good too but the physical sensations are only part of it. once he's in the guy can achieve full arousal; it takes way more focus to do the same on your own

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Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

:stare:

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WatermelonGun: May 7, 2009

y'all need church

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Decebal: Jan 6, 2010

Plus you can't tell your girl about some of the weird poo poo you're in.

in the beginning :mrgw:

:mrgw:

# ? Jan 8, 2016 21:51

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