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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


ElectricSheep posted:

uh excuse me porn objectifies MEN too, it tells us if you cant keep it going for at least 20 minutes then you a beta bitch as far as society is concerned

the struggle...is real

lol look at this beta bitch who can't keep it goin for at least 20 minutes

owns comin to you from all the way back on page 1

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Germstore posted:

Those porns where the women turn their assholes inside out are probably immoral because that poo poo often permanently injures a persons' rear end in a top hat. Who the hell is watching that poo poo anyway?

it's me

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


what i try to do is surround myself by women who are just as deviant as i am and then if they ever feel objectified by porn they can just piss on my face

hth

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


a bone to pick posted:

But yeah, this is why every parent needs a good chastity belt, you can't have your children touch their genitals or else they become sinning masturbators that go to hell.

lol if you think that won't just give them different and even more deviant fetishes

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Agag posted:

Either way I feel bad for you fetish ppl

i feel bad for you, buddy

you haven't lived until you've been pegged with a ballgag in your mouth and a loaded gun pointed at the back of your head

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Agag posted:

"I had so much sex with hot babes I'm a shut-in addicted to fetish porn now."

- a sexually repressed autist

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Agag posted:

I'm sorry I wasn't molested as a kid. Just remember, its not your fault.

it's not molestation if i enjoyed it

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


get this: you can do fetish stuff in real life, with real people! and everyone has a fun time and there is frequently cuddling afterwards

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


katlington posted:

you cannot look at porn. you can listen to pornography.

i'm envisioning a "pornograph" that looks like a gramophone but it only plays records of porn stars moaning and the record hole is bigger so you can gently caress it

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


whoflungpoop posted:

spit in my mouf

:agreed:

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


i want the lobster men to lay their eggs inside me

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


just dip your fingers in your dripping twat and smear your fluids across my upper lip like those got milk commercials but with your vaginal secretions

and then make me go to the corner store to buy you a pack of tampons

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


whoflungpoop posted:

during menstruation this is known as the ruby ridge

later on i pull it out when she least suspects it and shoot her in the back

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


if you look at too much porn you'll get sucked through the screen like in poltergeist and then you'll be the one taking it in the rear while thousands of men wank to you

i think this happens because we didn't grant some native American tribe a casino permit or something? idk

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


VendaGoat posted:

Like if my bae says she wants to be spanked and called a sexy slut, LOL if you think I'm not gonna do that.

She'd cook me eggs the morning after. You kidding here boyo?

vendagoat is on point as always, listen to this person folks

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Windfall posted:

i put on my robe and wizard hat

rub my crystal balls and wield my staff

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


i cum on the op's face... even though it's immoral!!!

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


just checked out the byob thread and somehow this one is better despite the fact that the op works from home

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


also, you're a sjw op!!! lmbo that's the kind of joke we like here in gbs!!!

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


XMNN posted:

they thought he was a nice guy even though all the articles said hes into the spitting in/on and choking stuff

i continue to be impressed with how bad the posts in this thread are

there is nothing inconsistent about thinking he's a nice guy even though he's into that stuff

not everyone fucks with the lights off through a hole cut in a sheet

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Snatch Duster posted:

But presented with all four, id prob choose a great blow vs a great lay imo

personally i'd choose a great lay that involved a lot of foreplay and got us both incredibly excited

it's all psychological imo

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


WatermelonGun posted:

y'all need church

i'ma gently caress in the confessional booth during the service

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