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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Why do so many men watch porn even though its immoral?
 
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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
 Drinking Op's tears
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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Moola posted:

lol if cant last 20 minutes
* # ¿ Jan 8, 2016 01:39
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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
 Two grown adults discuss their sexual proclivities and bond over it?

NOT IN MY COUNTRY!

* # ¿ Jan 8, 2016 05:01
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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
 Like if my bae says she wants to be spanked and called a sexy slut, LOL if you think I'm not gonna do that.

She'd cook me eggs the morning after. You kidding here boyo?

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Agag posted:

Who could ever be against that?

Hell I don't know?

Like seriously here females, it's not hard to get us males going and we are open to your sexual proclivities (an enormous word after a bottle of wine, which I spelt right without a spellcheck or google), Just loving ask us as we will do poo poo.

Grow some loving ovaries FFS!

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Judakel posted:

I love porn because i get no pussy

Look on the bright side. You'll also won't get any STDs :buddy:

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Cuckoo posted:

Serious question for men, does jerking it to porn feel better from a purely physical standpoint than being inside of a woman?

I can't speak for all women obviously but a vibrator is so much better in the pure feelings department than regular dicks. Doesn't outweigh the fun of being with a partner but still

When you use your vibrator it's for one thing and one thing only, to cum.

Does that answer your serious question?

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
 You reach an age when you don't even need porn. Regular news and such.....Oh who cares about my words.


charlotte mckinney hosted a thing in Vegas.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Cuckoo posted:

I am a woman and whoever I date will pry porn from my cold, dead fingers.


Could I ask how? I know this sounds like a retarded question but I don't have the equipment v:v:v

I know there's all of the other differences going on with real sex such as having fun with your partner, sharing intimacy, the sensations of getting touched by someone else, pacing yourself for their sake instead of racing to the finish line, etc.

Honestly though for a girl (again, from a purely physical standpoint), a dick going in is a dick going in. The difference is that a vibrator feels cold and sterile until it warms up from your body heat, but it does all sorts of poo poo like vibrates, rotates, or has attachments to make it do so much more than a plain penis. You could also tilt it to hit the exact spot correctly, whereas if you did that with a guy he'd either end up in a goofy position or with a broken dick. In other words, since it's you and your own body you know exactly what you want in a way that even a LTR partner may not. I was just curious if a guy and his hand have something similar going on to that.

Women are terrible at handjobs. That is the answer to your question.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

osirisisdead posted:

^^^You are engaging in sexytimes with the wrong women.^^^

I know what I like. Women don't normally handle the same dick for for a lifetime/

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

www posted:

what you need is a man.

It's depressing enough being attracted to women.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

osirisisdead posted:

That is irrelevant. If the women that are handling your dick treat them as a one-size-fits-all object, then you are engaging in sexytimes with the wrong women.

Please describe to me how to differentiate between the right and wrong women?

Like, do they advertise their carnal knowledge by dressing in a certain manner and/or frequenting areas that are known to have women of a similar skill level?

Does your mom frequent these areas?

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