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wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

A bunch of high-ranking people working for the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania spent their time emailing each other porn, and now everyone is suing each other.

Article here.

Some solid 90's internet porn type poo poo, too.

:nws: Grand Jury Exhibits :nws:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5

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Calbiyum
May 18, 2015
Wow you should make a thread about it sounds interesting

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
wow nws for PDFs that nobody wants to scroll through thanks op

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
porno-graphy on the internet? :eyepop:

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Nice photocopied sideways porn op

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
you posted black and white sideways porn that looks like its from the 80s

gently caress you

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Anyone else masturbating to the grand jury exhibits?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

There are also racist things in there!

CruJones
Feb 22, 2006

by Lowtax
me and a buncha guys from work (government) were snapchatting dicks and porn and poo poo to one another for like a summer straight. we kept trying to prank each other by coming up with the most hosed up stuff. Some harpy got wind of it and we got shut down. but I'll be goddamned if we didn't work as a better, more cohesive group during that time. we were always loving happy to work together and during that time, everyone got along. Someone always has to ruin poo poo. maye I should sue

drilldo squirt posted:

Anyone else masturbating to the grand jury exhibits?

you betcha

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I've always suspected white men voted for Sarah Palin because they wanted to gently caress her and now I know I'm right thanks to this grand jury evidence.

Kanthulhu
Apr 8, 2009
NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!


(Dany shits in a field)
Someone should tell those people there are things called "porn sites" that are way better than that.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
I wish I was old and white enough to just e-mail my coworkers porn and racism all day

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I am outraged

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I remember one time a coworker and I found a picture of two cats on a website related to our job and spent a few months emailing each other photoshops of the cats doing crazy and cute things. And I thought that was risky behavior!

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

CruJones posted:

me and a buncha guys from work (government) were snapchatting dicks and porn and poo poo to one another for like a summer straight. we kept trying to prank each other by coming up with the most hosed up stuff. Some harpy got wind of it and we got shut down. but I'll be goddamned if we didn't work as a better, more cohesive group during that time. we were always loving happy to work together and during that time, everyone got along. Someone always has to ruin poo poo. maye I should sue

i always get along better with the team when we all show each other our dicks

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Airborne Viking posted:

I wish I was old and white enough to just e-mail my coworkers porn and racism all day

Fortunately we're cool young people posting porn and racism on an ancient message board

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Them sending each other porn almost seems adorable

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Haha check out page 7 on the first link, what a shot.

I'm surprised by how tasteful all this porn is lol

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
i like pictures of naked ladies as much if not more than the next guy and if a coworker ever sent smut to my work address i'd lose a ton of respect for them

be professional, it feels good man

e: it doesn't preclude reading/posting stupid poo poo as long as you do it for less than an hour each day

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Frackie Robinson posted:

Fortunately we're cool young people posting porn and racism on an ancient message board

I'm always bringing my work home with me

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
pages 35-40 on the first link are just photoshops of sarah palin on naked ladies.

this is the funniest thing I've read all week, I'm loving dying here.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
you guys want to share some porn?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
promise not to sue

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

There is some useful stuff in there

"If you fill your heart with regrets of yesterday and the worries of tomorrow, you have no today to be thankful for."

This thread has changed my life.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Pages 56 -68: The entire mcdonald's swimsuit calendar.

That's it, I'm adding all these guys to my mailing list.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

CruJones posted:

me and a buncha guys from work (government) were snapchatting dicks and porn and poo poo to one another for like a summer straight. we kept trying to prank each other by coming up with the most hosed up stuff. Some harpy got wind of it and we got shut down. but I'll be goddamned if we didn't work as a better, more cohesive group during that time. we were always loving happy to work together and during that time, everyone got along. Someone always has to ruin poo poo. maye I should sue


you betcha

I had a job where we'd prank each other like that. Best one was a link disguised as a PDF; it would instantly open thousands of porns and you had shut your machine down to make it stop.
Good times but heads rolled (mine too).

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Yup, this is my state. We are this sexually repressed.

We are just catching up to 00's porn itt, in PA

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
i sent some, yeah, ur honor

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
Fun Shoe
i'm the guy in the jury with a boner

TheRecogScene
Aug 22, 2010

I'm gonna miss you when you're gone.

Parallax Scroll posted:

i always get along better with the team when we all show each other our dicks

This is a thing that has actually happened in some circles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ximy-88QfQ

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Airborne Viking posted:

I wish I was old and white enough to just e-mail my coworkers porn and racism all day

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

4chan has bored lawyer in the forum too?

Maybe lawyers just appreciate the perfection of anime women?

quote:

The emails range from Penthouse-fare pornography to memes that are swapped on forums like 4chan and random images with racist or sexist commentary.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Are there any e-mail addresses shown in those pdfs anywhere? Adding them to your list may be a possibility.

TheRecogScene
Aug 22, 2010

I'm gonna miss you when you're gone.

etalian posted:

4chan has bored lawyer in the forum too?

Maybe lawyers just appreciate the perfection of anime women?

I scrolled quickly but the memes are the old demotivational posters that were popular around a decade ago and died out within the past few years, so I am willing to bet that some ridiculously old men's site reposted the images that they are now using.

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

That's not how baby binkies work!

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
I bet these were all .ppts with embedded viruses too.

reagan
Apr 29, 2008

by Lowtax
shocker, baby boomers are some of the dumbest motherfuckers ever to stain this worthless rock

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


jackyl posted:

wow nws for PDFs that nobody wants to scroll through thanks op

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I don't know, it was kind of a nice flashback to the late 90s when you actually had to work to find porn and it was often disappointing.

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