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Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
Can anyone explain why so many dudes send chicks dick pics on dating sites? Every other profile I see says "don't try to send dick pics".

What I don't get is how it's so widespread. How can there be so many dudes out there that think it will work? I've had a couple dates where this topic came up and they always say it's weird and not a turn on.

If you have dick pic success stories plz post them ITT, but plz no actual dick pics

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
finally a place where we can all agree that ducks are awesome and pictures of ducks are awesome

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
dammnit

:cripes:

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
sorry OP

:yikes:

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Luvcow posted:

finally a place where we can all agree that ducks are awesome and pictures of ducks are awesome

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Jan 8, 2016

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

Luvcow posted:

finally a place where we can all agree that ducks are awesome and pictures of ducks are awesome

Feel free to make a duck picture thread I'll deffo stop on by

sluggo is mad
Jan 14, 2012

Buglord
post your dilz itt and the chicks will pm you for sure

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

this is extremely my poo poo

Grody posted:

Feel free to make a duck picture thread I'll deffo stop on by

ya i am so sorry i jumped the gun :ohdear:

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002


Don't doxx me

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

cut men only. gross

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
you think that's weird you should look at some porn tube sites that allow user uploads

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
It's just an exhibitionist fetish....they get a thrill from knowing someone else saw their dick. Plain and simple.

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


even if i think the guy's attractive, men always look so weird and pathetic in dick pics, like you just caught them in the woods trying to get a bug out of their boxers

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing



That's a tasteful duck pic.

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
is there a heterosexually enticing way to pose for a dick pic? it seems to me that the spectrum would run from effeminate and gay to masculine but gay with not a lot in between

maybe if you just kind of did a selfie with it hanging out of your boxers while you're standing on the deck watching the sunset?

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

this is the best kind of hot dog that you can get

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i dont want some kind of weird salad when i get a hotdog
youve been eating bad hot dogs if you disagree

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
thanks to this thread i learned that for only $15 you can mail someone a bag of dicks


http://dicksbymail.com/

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

ded posted:

thanks to this thread i learned that for only $15 you can mail someone a bag of dicks


http://dicksbymail.com/

I wanna send this to myself

but also

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



ded posted:

thanks to this thread i learned that for only $15 you can mail someone a bag of dicks


http://dicksbymail.com/

candy dicks are kid stuff.

http://shipadick.com/

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
A crowd of ducks.

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

genesplicer posted:

A crowd of ducks.


huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
he's reminding himself to order some for tomorrow's dinner tonight

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
so succulent

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Grody posted:

Can anyone explain why so many dudes send chicks dick pics on dating sites? Every other profile I see says "don't try to send dick pics".

What I don't get is how it's so widespread. How can there be so many dudes out there that think it will work? I've had a couple dates where this topic came up and they always say it's weird and not a turn on.

If you have dick pic success stories plz post them ITT, but plz no actual dick pics

it works, op

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005


chinaman thirsty for some duck pics

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
i send pics of people's dicks being mutilated horribly because who gives a gently caress about a regular peener. its not exciting

www
Aug 4, 2010

what the duck

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
I always sort of thought it was a weird fetish a la flashers and such, but then when I got a tinder and saw all of the "plz no dickpics" disclaimers I realized we had a real social issue at hand. I mean I love pussy but if a random chick unironically sent me a pussypic in our first 5 minutes of acquaintance I'd be extremely confused.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
So no op, I can't explain it..

www
Aug 4, 2010

women love penises, dont let them tell you otherwise. big, thick, veiny, succulent penises but because society looks down on "sluts" (big mistake imo) they have to pretend they are put off by the sight of a massive juicy dong. its awfully sad.

so next time you send that picture of your penis to a girl and she blocks you just remember it isnt you, its society thats hosed.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

www posted:

women love penises, dont let them tell you otherwise. big, thick, veiny, succulent penises but because society looks down on "sluts" (big mistake imo) they have to pretend they are put off by the sight of a massive juicy dong. its awfully sad.

so next time you send that picture of your penis to a girl and she blocks you just remember it isnt you, its society thats hosed.

I just imagined a world where slutshaming didn't exist. Take me there Jesus take me there.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

www posted:

women love penises, dont let them tell you otherwise. big, thick, veiny, succulent penises

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Tiny actinic spangles of light

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
:nws: Hey girl, u like what u see? :nws:

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