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where i work theres like a fuckton of ducks omg it owns u dont even know  and every spring u see them parading in a row around the office park towards the office ponds with all the fluffy little ducklings all quacking and everybody around at the time stops what they are doing to watch while they are carefully escorted by security its a fuckin marvelous sightnot sure about duck face though, or dick pics (never gotten one of those even when asking  ) ^ that pic is my antidepressant i feel some shame though because sometimes i eat ducks 
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when i was in college i used to hang and study between classes at a park adjacent to a harbor/beach that had the craziest sounding bunch of ducks ever, it was like a duck loony bin and i would sometimes just vape a few tokes and listen to how mad they all sounded and laugh to myself. the ducks at work are far more civil then those ducks, maybe its because of the presence of the geese (don't like them, in fact i think they are loving assholes)
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Jan 9, 2016 01:57
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goddamn hipster geese
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Jan 9, 2016 01:59
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Luvcow posted:my grandparents rescued animals, people used to drop bags of cats off in front of their house and speed away, and they had a pair of mallards in the 40s that would hand my grandmother clothes pins while she was hanging the laundry, my grandfather used to say if you were lucky in another life you would come back as one of their pets my great grandmother who i never met had a parrot her brother brought back from south america that swore like a sailor in spanish but also spoke english and was apparently self aware and would tell her when it was sick. amazing
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Jan 9, 2016 02:03
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Luvcow posted:access to pets was crazy back then, my great aunt and uncle apparently also took in abandoned pets including a falcon that had vertigo and used to fall off its perch and hang upside down and a monkey they got from a laboratory that would come out when guests were around, climb on top of the china cabinet and then masturbate while staring at their house guests. i wish i had been alive then to see any of those animals in action. yep, instead in 2k16 we have pitbulls, pugs, and pythons. nobody even owns any cool cat breds either like Ankaras or Norwegian Forest Cats, its just basic bitch cats in wall to wall internet memes or maybes its because those are only owned by boomers who can afford them. i dont even really like cats and im allergic but i wouldnt refuse one of these things if the price was right (free)   i love the hairy pussy i guess
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Jan 9, 2016 05:46
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satanic splash-back posted:You have to cut poop out of the hair near their butts, and you find out they have a poopy butt because they wiped it over everything you own. yeah no doubt they prob require more servicing than an old Jaguar (and would prob but me into anaphylaxis as well) my neighbor does have a big rear end Maine Coon that remains undefeated in every staring contest between the two of us  what a sexy loving chat
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Jan 9, 2016 05:54
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how much do u think it would hurt to be bitten by a duck? im guessing it hurt like hell. so much for not having nightmares tonight!
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Jan 9, 2016 08:53
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