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My dad sent me this bottle of whiskey or something from laos or cambodia or something. I rang him today to find out what it is and he says the ads say it makes your cock crow. 
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post before and after pics of your cock pls
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Jan 8, 2016 10:46
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Made me go pwoahaahhahh like i was drinking moonshine in a comedy show on tv
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Jan 8, 2016 10:47
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Panniculus Rift posted:post before and after pics of your cock pls Will do it but im not gonna ppst unless the results are remarkable
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Jan 8, 2016 10:48
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do it
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Jan 8, 2016 10:48
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Cock pic taken. No visible effects yet. I think it was either pretty strong or was mostly nail polish remover. Got a general nailpolish remover feel abouy me.
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Jan 8, 2016 10:50
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Like I said before, op, I've had North Korean vodka which didn't kill me so if anything this'll make you stronger. How does ir taste? How's the aroma?
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Jan 8, 2016 10:51
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no, no, Isaac; you have to drink the scorpion too
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Jan 8, 2016 10:55
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symbolic posted:no, no, Isaac; you have to drink the scorpion too Oh, yeah. Symbolic is right.
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Jan 8, 2016 10:57
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your father let you poison yourself
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Jan 8, 2016 11:00
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symbolic posted:no, no, Isaac; you have to drink the scorpion too Im stilling some booze tommorow im gonna refil it with ethanol and keep as a momento of whatever my old man was up to in laos
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Jan 8, 2016 11:00
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throw some weed in there too so it gets that cool green color it will be super spooky
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Jan 8, 2016 11:02
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Alot of my conversation with my dad today was about he was currently lurking around the local shopping centre carpark looking for a blue jeep that wouldnt let him overtake this morning. He wanted to let the air out of heir tyres. I assume now this is the way he spends his days.
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Jan 8, 2016 11:03
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Fart Puzzle posted:throw some weed in there too so it gets that cool green color it will be super spooky Sounds good to me
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Jan 8, 2016 11:04
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Thread about a thing IRL happening with pictures. 5/5.
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Jan 8, 2016 11:06
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Thread about a thing IRL happening with pictures. 5/5. Nothings "happened" "downstairs" yet
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Jan 8, 2016 11:08
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your dad is cool op buy him an account
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Jan 8, 2016 11:08
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A misanthrope posted:your dad is cool op buy him an account Hes from britain
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Jan 8, 2016 11:09
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Any scopriom drinksperts know when this boner os gonna kick in??
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Jan 8, 2016 11:12
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Isaac posted:Nothings "happened" "downstairs" yet Drink the scorpion, Isaac.
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Jan 8, 2016 11:12
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From what I've heard, scorpions don't taste too bad, so the liquor should be tolerable. I had the mezcal with a worm in it, which is actually a moth larva, and it tasted like the devil's rear end in a top hat. Couldn't get the aftertaste out even with several shots of tequila. I was loving wasted that day.
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Jan 8, 2016 11:14
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The neck of thr bottle is much smaller tgan thr scopion. I could mangle out pieces with tweezers but id just be ruining the scorpion and not eating ebough of it for the internet.
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Jan 8, 2016 11:15
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break the bottle with your boner, dummy
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Jan 8, 2016 11:17
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I think you know in your heart what you must do. Take pictures.
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Jan 8, 2016 11:20
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I cant break glass with my dick until this drink works
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Jan 8, 2016 11:21
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I wonder how the scorpion got in there. Did they put it in there when it was younger? Is it only a model scorpion? Or is it like dinosaur things that you put in water and it goes big? What an enigma this is!
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Jan 8, 2016 11:26
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they blow the glass around the scorpion
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Jan 8, 2016 11:27
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Jukeboxblues posted:I wonder how the scorpion got in there. Did they put it in there when it was younger? Is it only a model scorpion? Or is it like dinosaur things that you put in water and it goes big? What an enigma this is! Theres a french pear brandy where they hang the bottle on the tree so the pear grows inside. Im imagining that
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Jan 8, 2016 11:38
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I did this type of poo poo once with a snake. It was at a night market and they cut it's heart and gallbladder out mixed them in two different shots, and we downed them. Gross.Then we ate a snake soup.Decent. It's always about some stamina/ sexual prowess bullshit with this stuff. Not worth it fyi.
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Jan 8, 2016 11:40
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I saw flashlights and was about to go driving around on highbeam to scare them off but now i hear what sound like shotguns Im gonna not investigate
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Jan 8, 2016 11:41
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 forums poster isaac
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Jan 8, 2016 11:43
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I went and looked with a light and theyre only 2 paddocks away. Apparently the neighbor called and said he was gonna go round shooting at night
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Jan 8, 2016 11:46
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Have you gone blind yet
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Jan 8, 2016 11:50
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:Have you gone blind yet Ad far ad i can tell $ no
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Jan 8, 2016 11:52
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this is a good thread, op
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Jan 8, 2016 11:54
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how'd they get the scorpion in the bottle?
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Jan 8, 2016 11:55
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a mate of mine once brought back some romanian moonshine he'd been given there by an orthodox priest who distilled his own booze, it was super strong. well thats my moonshine story fake e: and once i had some becherovka in prague and then cant remember the rest of the night, but im sure it was boring
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Jan 8, 2016 12:04
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I thoughy i was gonna jave a a totally free day tommoroq but i got like 5hrs of farm work and thus goatpro project. But im gonna most of all make some moonshine and post a thread about it
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Jan 8, 2016 12:30
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one time i was talking to this mongolian in beijing and having a laugh and a smoke and he pulls out like some crazy leather skinbag and two little cups and gives me some crazy strong horsemilk liquour
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Jan 8, 2016 12:34
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Isaac posted:Hes from britain oh nevermind 
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