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Im going to sleep. This boner must be slow acting. Heres hoping the morning brings me a huge stiffy and a shiny smooth glans.
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Jan 8, 2016 13:29
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Die, op (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jan 8, 2016 13:40
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This kind of stuff makes me feel like a pussy. I'd probably be too scared to drink it. Has your dad found any other magical drinks or foods that will make your junk amazing?
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Jan 8, 2016 22:45
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Inject it into the thickest vein in your cock and videotape the results
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Jan 8, 2016 22:46
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Isaac posted:Hes from britain He probably already has one then. Ask him if there are stairs in his house and do not break eye contact.
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Jan 8, 2016 22:52
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Okay its the morning now and still no boner. Maybr i cant ever get a boner again
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Jan 8, 2016 23:09
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I'm excited for your moonshine thread
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Jan 8, 2016 23:17
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Nooner posted:I'm excited for your moonshine thread I better have a shower to wake me up and get cracking. Got a bunch of jobs to do before its stilling time.
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Jan 8, 2016 23:25
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why does your dad want your cock to crow
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Jan 9, 2016 00:12
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RNG posted:why does your dad want your cock to crow Dunno
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Jan 9, 2016 00:51
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im drinking some gin that probably tastes like a scorpian's genital secretrions. i say probably because ive never given a scorpian a blowjob but the night is young
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Jan 9, 2016 01:12
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guessing that's what the locals give to annoying foreigners
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Jan 9, 2016 01:14
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go get one of those lollipops with a cricket in it and eat it while drinking the scorpion
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Jan 9, 2016 01:14
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Isaac posted:...and thus goatpro project. But im gonna most of all make some moonshine and post a thread about it Want to see thus goatpro
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Jan 9, 2016 01:17
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hook a goon up with some of that moonshine when youre done
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Jan 9, 2016 01:20
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I bought a jug of burgundy flavored Carlo Rossi, but I don't see any critters in it.
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Jan 9, 2016 01:22
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I bought a jug of burgundy flavored Carlo Rossi, but I don't see any critters in it. Carlo Rossi jug deserves more attention as party fuel I feel
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Jan 9, 2016 01:23
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Shaquin posted:Carlo Rossi jug deserves more attention as party fuel I feel I'm about to have a party by myself.
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Jan 9, 2016 01:24
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I'm about to have a party by myself. can i cum
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Jan 9, 2016 01:26
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i mean come, haha that was embarressing lol
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Jan 9, 2016 01:26
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*starts frantically weeping*
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Jan 9, 2016 01:27
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Enfield posted:i mean come, haha that was embarressing lol Sure, however you gotta find your own way to northern virginia, I'm not driving.
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Jan 9, 2016 01:27
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Sure, however you gotta find your own way to northern virginia, I'm not driving. The jug is very large put a hat and sun glasses on it and no cop would be the wiser
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Jan 9, 2016 01:29
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Sure, however you gotta find your own way to northern virginia, I'm not driving. i grew up in northern va, it was horrible
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Jan 9, 2016 01:29
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Enfield posted:i grew up in northern va, it was horrible Me too and i still live there haha
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Jan 9, 2016 01:30
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Shaquin posted:The jug is very large put a hat and sun glasses on it and no cop would be the wiser When I get finish the bottle I draw a face on it and pretend it's Wilson and I play Cast Away in my apartment.
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Jan 9, 2016 01:31
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did he drink the Scorpion yet
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Jan 9, 2016 01:31
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Isaac posted:My dad sent me this bottle of whiskey or something from laos or cambodia or something. I rang him today to find out what it is and he says the ads say it makes your cock crow.     gently caress with the best die like the rest. go ninja go ninja go ninja go Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Jan 9, 2016 |
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Jan 9, 2016 01:33
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symbolic posted:did he drink the Scorpion yet also my question. op consider getting drunk on a different alcohol and then rolling the scorpion into a ball to gulp down. e: to quell rumors, i have never intentionally ate an insect like creature, excepting seafood. i think i swallowed a gnat the other day, i just drank a bunch of water to force it down and forget about it.
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Jan 9, 2016 01:37
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im just going to take regular tequila and mix bugs into it look at how hardcore i am
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Jan 9, 2016 01:37
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Maybe your dad meant you're supposed to give it to your rooster. Make your COCK grow.
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Jan 9, 2016 01:54
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drank the worm out of a mezcal bottle once, it was kinda neither here nor there
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Jan 9, 2016 01:59
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one time at new years my buddies dad made me drink thai or chinese i forget liquor with a dead big snake in it, just tasted like piss and i got way too drunk, seems like this ancient magic might not be backed up by any real science at all
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Jan 9, 2016 01:59
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Isaac I've wanted to see your dong for quite a long time ago either I see some pics or I'm going to take up Santeria and curse you from America.
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Jan 9, 2016 02:08
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As if there were other times
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Jan 9, 2016 02:14
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Shaquin posted:As if there were other times
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criscodisco posted:Isaac I've wanted to see your dong for quite a long time ago either I see some pics or I'm going to take up Santeria and curse you from America. Im gonna need mod approval before i post my dong
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numberoneposter posted:i cant really drink at work i can only show up so hung over that im practically drunk there are like 100 bars right next to my ofice so i have not, not drank on my lunch since i started working here it owns
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