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a bone to pick posted:She'd probably be very pretty if she lost that weight; there was this girl who was fat as gently caress in my high school and people would make jokes like she kept a bucket of kfc in her vagina to munch on during class, after high school ended though she lost all that weight and became a super hotty. I'm just trying to wrap my head around a vagina so large and cavernous that one could potentially hide a bucket of kfc. id say she was lucky she didn't get called a slut or a whore and maybe actually just dodged a bullet by being know for the hiding of the bucket thing
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a bone to pick posted:after high school ended though she lost all that weight and became a super hotty. Yeah but her vagine probably hung like wizard sleeve.
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Luvcow posted:I'm just trying to wrap my head around a vagina so large and cavernous that one could potentially hide a bucket of kfc. id say she was lucky she didn't get called a slut or a whore and maybe actually just dodged a bullet by being know for the hiding of the bucket thing Goatse could probably fit a family bucket in his rear end
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a bone to pick posted:Goatse could probably fit a family bucket in his rear end ya but he's like the gold standard, you dont expect an amateur to compete with the pros
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i literally could not be lolling any harder about #shoreham my hams are about to burst with laughter
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henkman posted:It's real I need to high five this man through the bars.
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Luvcow posted:now i feel bad. I'm sorry grimace, wherever you are. He died of diabetes poisoning about a year ago.
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Luvcow posted:I'm just trying to wrap my head around a vagina so large and cavernous that one could potentially hide a bucket of kfc. id say she was lucky she didn't get called a slut or a whore and maybe actually just dodged a bullet by being know for the hiding of the bucket thing Ok a family size bucket is big. But it'd come with like half gallon of gravy to use as lube to fit it in
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Say Nothing posted:A shallow island nation gene pool creates stub-nosed potato people. Deep frying everything in lard just completes the look. That wasn't even the best part of that episode. Her husband tries to get her to eat a single brussels sprout and after picking it up with a fork (her arm literally twitching in pure terror as she does this) and smelling it, she physically wretches and begins crying profusely.
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hemophilia posted:Actually, I think this is a result of you being a sheltered yuppie who probably grew up with a really bland and unchallenging diet and as a result your body is wholly unequipped to enjoy things that actually taste good. 
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If you get sick from eating tasty but unhealthy food, thats your weak rear end palete dude. You don't get to be smug because your stomach starts rioting at anything less bland than boiled chicken, mashed potatoes and broccolli
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hemophilia posted:boiled chicken 
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hemophilia posted:Boiled meats bro. As long as they're hammered flattened and pressed first.
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:also drat, kid got given £5 from granny. dont spend it all in one place kiddo. her christmas present was 6 burgers from mcdonalds like a chav charlie bucket
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Nooner posted:fats deserve to be shamed
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Biology also shames fat people for being fat. biology should be required to undergo sensitivity training
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Would and would Wait what's the age of consent for England? Maybe it's would and will. a bone to pick posted:She could probably find lots of guys willing to gently caress her on this very website. At her current age, too. Dang 
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Grem posted:Would and would craigslist dot com/ local/ adult/ men looking for women has you covered
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blowfish posted:craigslist dot com/ local/ adult/ men looking for women And risk not sleeping on the very edge of the bed because the girl conveniently fits on just one half of my queen size mattress? No thanks. You never know what you're gonna get online man.
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one time when i was in line at Nathan's Famous hot dogs a fat college freshmen ordered 2 orders of nine piece corn dog nuggets, a bacon cheese fry, and two cheeseburgers. I think he's dead now. if Nathan's fat shamed him that wouldn't be the case. for shame, Nathan's. for shame.
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Shorhams just down the road from me. maybe I should jump on a bus and get some burgs from that very mcDonalds. Nah, because the nearest macky D's a five minute walk.
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Slugnoid posted:her christmas present was 6 burgers from mcdonalds like a chav charlie bucket and yet she looks like augustus gloop
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a starwar betamax posted:what is a shoreham It's a place in Sussex with chavs. They have hyphenated first names, like the folks in this article. Unfortunately the quality of our chavs isn't particularly high. You need to go west to Waterlooville, Leigh Park and the sailory bits of Fareham for the south of England's finest white trash.
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As if a McDs worker who openly made fun on fatties would last longer than 1 shift. Fat girl made the whole thing up.
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Slugnoid posted:the comments section.. the loving comments section This wut real women look like
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Nondescript Van posted:6 burgers for 4 people is not unreasonable. Except that you're eating 3 by yourself. Cause you're really fat. God, I broke that poo poo down and that's the only ratio I could even think of coming with. 1 for each of your siblings and 3 for your fat rear end self.
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Julien Sorel posted:That wasn't even the best part of that episode. Her husband tries to get her to eat a single brussels sprout and after picking it up with a fork (her arm literally twitching in pure terror as she does this) and smelling it, she physically wretches and begins crying profusely. That's it, I have to watch this episode now. I do watch the fats shows from time to time for the freakshow factor, but this takes it to another whole cheesy potatoed level of weird.
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Slugnoid posted:the comments section.. the loving comments section THey are being ironic right?
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McChickens are good because they are 2 for $2, so you order 2 and put the meat from the second one on the first one and throw the rest away.Julien Sorel posted:That wasn't even the best part of that episode. Her husband tries to get her to eat a single brussels sprout and after picking it up with a fork (her arm literally twitching in pure terror as she does this) and smelling it, she physically wretches and begins crying profusely. I think it was actually a single brussel sprout leaf. One leaf.
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I was at Mcdonalds and an employee was throwing meat at me and yelling "patties for the fatties!" before sticking his head in the deep fryer. Can I be on tv now?
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:I have to be really hungry to eat a whole meal from McDonald's in one sitting. Usually I'll have some chips or a bit of burger left over to eat later as a snack, no big deal. but it seems like she did buy them for her fat family i bet they'd be pissed at how few she bought
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so in England "chavs" are basically just wiggers with english accents right? but people are afraid of them or something? I don;t get it they sound hilarious.
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City of Tampa posted:so in England "chavs" are basically just wiggers with english accents right? but people are afraid of them or something? I don;t get it they sound hilarious. they are the uneducated (not) working class. this manifests differently in different cultures, probably not wise or accurate to describe them using racist american portmanteaus
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