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LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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a bone to pick posted:

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if I had colon cancer, but I've had a sonogram, a colonoscopy, a biopsy on polyps found, blood tests, and some other tests I can't even remember at this point, so at least all the million tests I did should have at least ruled out cancer.

E: Oh yeah I had a test where they examined my poo poo lol, that one cracked me up getting the poo poo in the container.

you should try getting a fecal transplant.

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LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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Luvcow posted:

thats the irony of a vegan diet, its supposed to get rid of the bad smelling meat poop but somehow ends up smelling worse

i don't think that's the primary reason for a vegan diet

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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Professor Shark posted:

I want The Onion to do an explosive Science series on fats who exercise a ton but cannot seem to lose weight, with doctors and scientists forming groups to study this bizarre unexplained phenomenon

Scientists: Sir, the results are back again- she should be losing weight!

Sir: Run them again, because the fact is she isn't losing weight!

http://www.theonion.com/article/new-study-finds-it-is-impossible-to-lose-weight-no-32770

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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back in the day fat people could get jobs as circus attractions, but now no one wants to pay to see them as they can be seen everywhere for free

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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the perfect food is cheesy potatoes as it contains both protein-rich dairy and starchy things. it should be the only thing you eat if you want to be healthy

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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people store fat in different ways. some are more unfortunate than others

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LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

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Zahgaegun posted:

Better slap my copyright mark on this image of this terrible thing that was given to me.

the newspaper did that because it's the way things are done

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