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I came home from work and blazed, then my psycho ex came over and wouldnt leave which ended up in her attacking me so I had to go to the police station to get an AVO while pretty stoned...report said I had no sign of drug or alcohol use, sucker!
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When you're hanging out at your buddy's place and ask to bum a roll of toilet paper because you're out, then get stoned and forget to take it with you.
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Jan 12, 2016 06:07
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When you know that your playlist is way better than what your buddy is playing.
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Jan 12, 2016 06:10
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Fonzarelli posted:my stoner moment is when i get epic cold sweats and panic attacks if i don't funnel bonghits into my mouthhole every few hours I'm afraid your weed has been laced with PCP!!!
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Jan 12, 2016 09:07
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BgRdMchne posted:When you know that your playlist is way better than what your buddy is playing. Your tracks aint dank.
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Jan 13, 2016 00:38
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Drad_Bert posted:The spoiled bourgeois girl needs fluffy purp well yeah
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Jan 13, 2016 00:39
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City of Tampa posted:i think she smokes it with her friends and does gardening because her garden and landscaping has been loving on point for the last year or so since she started blazing 24/7 Only 42 years till i get to do that My latest stoner moment involved short term memory loss, but I also fainted and hit my head on the floor last night so I don't remember what it was
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Jan 13, 2016 00:47
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I ate alot ..then my tummy hurt 
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Jan 13, 2016 00:53
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I told my friend that Good King Wenceslas was written by a snail and he believed me.
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Jan 13, 2016 01:02
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MiracleWhale posted:what kind of monster let's their mother smoke mids buying weed in Florida suuuuuuuucks, at least for me. good poo poo is hard to come by. I can get you lovely brown biker weed by the dumptruck load though
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Jan 13, 2016 01:27
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favourite stoner moment was in seattle recently, smoked some j's, had some edibles, went down the street to buy beer and when i walked out some homeless dude was furiously busting a groove in the middle of the street, holding up traffic.
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Jan 13, 2016 02:47
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So there was this guy I used to get dank from back in high school, then I moved to go to college. He was a nice guy but a huge dumbfuck. Anyway I guess he moved to the same town as me, and one day an upstairs apartment in the university district had a huge explosion. The windows blew out and nugs rained allllll over the street.. Apparently dumbfuck weed guy was making dabs in his underage girlfriends apartment, and didn't ventilate and made a huge butane explosion, burning himself and his girlfriend AND her baby. His herb was scattered everywhere outside and everyone got a bunch of free weed before the cops showed up. I heard about the explosion but was all "hey I know that guy" when I saw his face in the news reports. He's in jail now.  
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Jan 13, 2016 03:19
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Yomofo posted:Just landed in Denver. My friend is going out of town for the weekend and giving me his house. Gonna buy a whole lotta edibles in an hour and see where the wind takes me Denver here homie I have to stay clean for a trip back to utah where I'm on probation but the day I get back I plan on getting super baked
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Jan 13, 2016 05:33
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Stinky_Pete posted:Only 42 years till i get to do that I broke the rule and got drunk with a friend. Though his punch to the face wasn't as damaging as I thought, I think I'll be switching back to the dank to preclude any further problems
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Jan 13, 2016 06:59
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Nascardad posted:I ate alot ..then my tummy hurt Awwww
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Jan 14, 2016 23:11
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Putting uncured weed between two pieces of cardboard in the microwave - forgetting about it and setting the microwave on fire.
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Jan 14, 2016 23:49
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Having a bucket bong and inhaling the dirty bucket water.
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Jan 14, 2016 23:50
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spending the afternoon after highschool getting together $20, the courage to visit a tinnie house, and having smoked all the weeds within 2 mins of getting home.
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Jan 14, 2016 23:51
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All night lan parties playing Quake III Arena smoking shitheads on the internet and not quite appreciating how much fun you are having
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BoonyPC posted:I came home from work and blazed, then my psycho ex came over and wouldnt leave which ended up in her attacking me so I had to go to the police station to get an AVO while pretty stoned...report said I had no sign of drug or alcohol use, sucker! you sure that was weed? If that was me that moment of natural anxiety amplified by the weed would have ended with me loving my ex and ending with an epic orgasm Nascardad posted:I ate alot ..then my tummy hurt typical weed session
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