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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Angela Christine posted:

You could always post about chickens. :henget:

I saw a chicken standing on another chickens back the other day it ruled

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Isaac posted:

I saw a chicken standing on another chickens back the other day it ruled

thank you

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
That same day 1500 chickens all went silent at the same time. I discovered the transformer box had tripped. Somehow they can sense he power going off

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Isaac posted:

That same day 1500 chickens all went silent at the same time. I discovered the transformer box had tripped. Somehow they can sense he power going off

your chickens have super powers woah

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe


Shinin outside

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Why outside? Should get some chicken and goat in shine pics this time

I like it. Looks like mad scientist attacked a turkey fryer

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

donkey salami posted:

Why outside? Should get some chicken and goat in shine pics this time

I like it. Looks like mad scientist attacked a turkey fryer

I sit outside most of the time even in winter. Mainly for chainsmoking. Having the atill here simplifies my evenings activities.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Someones firing a rifle nearby this is the rural life

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
Okay I skipped ahead but did the OP ever explain why they started with literally the most acidic starter they possibly could outside of citrus? Yeast don't like acid bro, that's why people don't usually ferment tomatoes.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Kung Food posted:

Okay I skipped ahead but did the OP ever explain why they started with literally the most acidic starter they possibly could outside of citrus? Yeast don't like acid bro, that's why people don't usually ferment tomatoes.

Im using the "birdwatchers tpw" rrcipe yiu can google. To my understabding a slightly acidic wash is ideal but i dont know why

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Isaac posted:

Im using the "birdwatchers tpw" rrcipe yiu can google. To my understabding a slightly acidic wash is ideal but i dont know why
I've seen Internet recipes for lemon wine, doesn't mean you aren't fighting against nature.

I wouldn't call tomatoes slightly acidic. They are strong enough to where it is not recommended to cook them with aluminum or cast iron cook ware. There is a reason there aren't tomato based liqueurs in the supermarket. Why not stick to the tried and true potato? If it is good enough for Russians it is good enough for you. Probably cheaper too.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Kung Food posted:

I've seen Internet recipes for lemon wine, doesn't mean you aren't fighting against nature.

I wouldn't call tomatoes slightly acidic. They are strong enough to where it is not recommended to cook them with aluminum or cast iron cook ware. There is a reason there aren't tomato based liqueurs in the supermarket. Why not stick to the tried and true potato? If it is good enough for Russians it is good enough for you. Probably cheaper too.

To make poo poo from starch you need more ingredients. I dont know how it works but you need to have enzymea that convert the starch to sugar. I just got 3.6L of 75pc from $12 AUD ingredients

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
The other reason tomato liquor isnt in the supermarket. Its disgusting. I can put my cup out and have a sup and tell you its gross.

I run it through a reflux still twice and filter it in charcoal to make sure there is no hint its made from tomato.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
what benzo would you say your tomatoshine pairs best with. im imagining a nice klonopin

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

the great deceiver posted:

what benzo would you say your tomatoshine pairs best with. im imagining a nice klonopin

My favourite benzo is "WHATEVER YIU GOT"

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Today its xanax

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


30+ years ago my mates gf was some brand of yugoslav, serb I think but anyway her old man was awesome and whenever we came over he would pour us drinks of some clear poo poo he stilled himself, raki? I dunno but said it was made from plums and it was better than any vodka or ouzo you could buy, he'd sell us a bottle for $5, that would get the two of us lights out I canae walk m8 o poo poo i pissed meself drunk. somehow her parents we drunk all the time but fully functional and happy as pigs in mud, must be the genes. You should try make some from plums.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Fat Jesus posted:

30+ years ago my mates gf was some brand of yugoslav, serb I think but anyway her old man was awesome and whenever we came over he would pour us drinks of some clear poo poo he stilled himself, raki? I dunno but said it was made from plums and it was better than any vodka or ouzo you could buy, he'd sell us a bottle for $5, that would get the two of us lights out I canae walk m8 o poo poo i pissed meself drunk. somehow her parents we drunk all the time but fully functional and happy as pigs in mud, must be the genes. You should try make some from plums.

Rakia or something it is.

Any time i tell a serb about making my own booze theyre like pfff my uncle does that all day.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
If i was griwing pkums id make it but im not gonna buy em

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


Isaac posted:

Rakia or something it is.

Any time i tell a serb about making my own booze theyre like pfff my uncle does that all day.

yeah that seems to be it, I used the internets and found this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slivovitz too bad nerds haven't invented scratch n sniff tech yet so I could be sure but this does sound like it
gently caress i would pay 100 for a bottle of that poo poo now, rip old serb awesome guy w/ hot daughters

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Got about 5 litres of 40pc. Coulda got more but its way past my bedtime

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Someonr told me that kale can feed bakers yeast really well. I grow heaps of kale for my rabbit and ik keen to try it out. Sugar kale wash artisan hooch

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Having done no research im considering making a stinging nettle wash. If kale can do it why not stinging nettle.

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


you can eat nettles so why not.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Isn't there a timing issue when harvest nettles?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe


Some confrey and young nettles i harvested from round the place




Blended it up.


Having a smoke now. This is gonna replace the tomato paste. So otherwise normal recipe sugar yeast and a lemon.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe


Uhhh

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I measured nothing and lemon tree has no lemons. I dont think i blended it enough.

This only cost about $5 so im not so worried.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
light up an alcohol saturated piece of charcoal and shoot it
see if it makes a fireball

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

gary oldmans diary posted:

light up an alcohol saturated piece of charcoal and shoot it
see if it makes a fireball

Thats a good idea. I blew up one of the guns by loading it retardedly so im not game to ask for one of the guns for a little while.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Ive watered everything i got to 40pc but i want to try it when i got some 80pc.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Its kicking off already. Making lots of co2. Ptobably a good sign

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

yo isaac why do you use a lemon

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

kazr posted:

yo isaac why do you use a lemon

Recipe says so. I dont know the chemistry.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Epsom salts and diamonnium phosphate DAP are in most recipes. I dont use them and dont know what theyre for except creating a good environment for the yeast.

Absolute Lithops
Aug 28, 2011

After one long season
of waiting, after one
long season of wanting
OP you should make apricot wine next time. Just ferment some apricots in the fridge but don't let it go on too long, let it stay sweet. That's my friend's grandma's technique. If you want it to have more alcohol while remaining sweet you can add some moonshine to make a classy dessert wine.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Absolute Lithops posted:

OP you should make apricot wine next time. Just ferment some apricots in the fridge but don't let it go on too long, let it stay sweet. That's my friend's grandma's technique. If you want it to have more alcohol while remaining sweet you can add some moonshine to make a classy dessert wine.

I got apples and pears i think and maybe quince. No apricot trees i dont think.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Shining again. Lost my power cable which put me back 40mins.

Nettle wash ill do next week. Just another tomato wash today. Using my new 5L jug i bought at the farm store.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
The liquor os flowing. Power. Such power.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

the great deceiver posted:

yeah i agree downers 4 lyfe

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