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Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
Can I meet you behind the starbucks? I want to pick up a Caramel Machiatto :v:

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

is this free-range?

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
yo you got any hard

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Does crack stain plaid?

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
what's good it's friday and im tryna to get some butter gently caress wit me mane

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
I need that one work

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
yeah gimme a dimebag GOD, THIS NEIGHBORHOOD IS LEGIT

*glides away on longboard*

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
Haha I'm a hipster and I'm buying crack. How did I get here even haha

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
my dude, hit me witta boulder

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
what's good you on?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Crack? Heh, yeah I guess you could smoke crack, personally I freebase my cocaine to smoke it. :smug:

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

*buys crack in the lower end white neighborhood because black people scare him*

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I eyeball my doses. I drop them into my eyes. I learned that harm reduction technique in tcc.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

got a uzi and a doubleup, time to get right

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I eyeball my doses. I drop them into my eyes. I learned that harm reduction technique in tcc.

I believe someone actually did this with phenazepam.

Sagan
Jan 26, 2005

Fun Shoe
is this single origin?

naem
May 29, 2011

Hello! I am a stylish young fellow dressed in the fashion once popular circa 2009 and I would like to purchase illegal narcotics

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

is this "cocaine" fair trade?

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

Is this local? I just need a yes or no. No names and all.

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

So can I just smoke this out of my bowl? Like one for weed?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

can i vape with this?

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
*puts hat on backwards, will suck your dick if you promise that you actually like Coldplay*

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Macnult posted:

So can I just smoke this out of my bowl? Like one for weed?

You just need to buy your SO an ironic tiny rose and you'll be good to go!

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
*gets accosted by overweight black transexual prostitute while inquiring about 'crack' by using hip slang in near the bus stop on 'skid row'*

*agrees to hand over wallet full of money and prized vintage 1978 freebase pipe allegedly originally owned by Garry Shider (according to posting on Silk Road) in exchange for not getting pricked in the throat with a mystery syringe full of disease and/or genderfluid by said overweight black transexual prostitute*

*homeless man watches all of this from across the street with a staid expression before nodding out while leaning against a concrete wall*

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 08:32 on Jan 9, 2016

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I bet you don't even know what leaf to rock means

glowstick party tonight fucked around with this message at 08:48 on Jan 9, 2016

shelley
Nov 8, 2010
hello i would like to purchase ONE artisanal freebased cocaine

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Is this cruelty free? I don't want to support the Chinese sex slave industry. Also do you know where I could get a wooden, ornate crack pipe? Not the cool kind, one that has like ducks engraved into it and so when I smoke it it looks like a duck is a moustache.

goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals
i was slinging rocks like its jerusalem before jesus was born, you probably havent even heard of iron

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
yo man are we almost there

seriously

how far

will you be in there long?

I'll leave your rear end here, you know.



OR

is he/she almost here? when did they say they'd be here?

can you call them?

move your feet I need to carpet cruise for the 10000th time

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

I don't understand the premise of this thread.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I think this thread is about an intellectually disabled jester

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

ths stuffs so lovely, it's like 3 /4 laundry detergent... I'm gonna smoke it on public access tv

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

Who ever buys caramel machiattos?

It's all about them skinny flat whites. OP is out of touch.

Edit: and who actually goes to starbucks when there's so many amazing local coffee places around?

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
wait why am I doing this I have a prescription for Adderall

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Hey, you got any freebase?

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Hey yeah my adopted sister was African American so I understand, I also read a lot of authors during my Undergrad

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
Word fam keep up the struggle *raises fist into air*

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



I need y'all to understand I'm just buying this ironically

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
:anime: "Who ever buys caramel machiattos? It's all about them skinny flat whites. your out of touch. and who actually goes to starbucks when there's so many amazing local coffee places around?"
:ninja: "do you want crack or what?"

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wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

i'll take a quad americano

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