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how do i protect my holes from horny toads in the night time
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Jan 9, 2016 09:58
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What are the min and max temperatures a horny toad can survive?
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Jan 9, 2016 10:00
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are those the toads that you lick to see god
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Jan 9, 2016 10:00
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MiracleWhale posted:how do i protect my holes from horny toads in the night time Great stuff brand expanding foam.
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Jan 9, 2016 10:02
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FalloutGod posted:What are the min and max temperatures a horny toad can survive? Do you need to know this in Celsius or Farenhot?
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Jan 9, 2016 10:03
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mdm posted:are those the toads that you lick to see god No but when you observe them you can see the undeniable hand of the Creator at work. All creation testifies to His Handiwork.
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Jan 9, 2016 10:04
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a starwar betamax posted:Farenhot? This is imperative.
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Jan 9, 2016 10:05
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is there a such thing as a horny frog or a cockodile???
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Jan 9, 2016 10:09
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Why is a Horny Toad better than a normal Toad?
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Jan 9, 2016 10:11
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FalloutGod posted:This is imperative. Ok thanks. But please specify the temperature type when asking the question in the future so time and posts are not wasted.
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Jan 9, 2016 10:12
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In the natural habitate of a Horny Toad the temperature should be maintained between 80 degrees farenheight and 110 degrees farenheight..... plus or minus 5 degrees on each end of that scale. In an artificial habitat (stuffed, mounted).... the temperature can range down into the low 30's and up into the high 200s (cooking oven)
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Jan 9, 2016 10:14
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basement jihadist posted:is there a such thing as a horny frog or a cockodile??? No but there is such a thing as a Horny Toad and it is the topic of this thread please lurk more.
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Jan 9, 2016 10:15
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a starwar betamax posted:Ok thanks. But please specify the temperature type when asking the question in the future so time and posts are not wasted. PLEASE!!!! BETMAX!!! What is the min and max temperature my horny toads can survive in Farenhot!!?!?!?!?!!?!??!
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Jan 9, 2016 10:15
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Why yes
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Jan 9, 2016 10:15
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Gridlocked posted:Why is a Horny Toad better than a normal Toad? Normal toads are not covered in Horns and are not named "Horny Toad"
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Jan 9, 2016 10:16
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FalloutGod posted:PLEASE!!!! BETMAX!!! What is the min and max temperature my horny toads can survive in Farenhot!!?!?!?!?!!?!??!  ...... really hoping I don't have to queue up any permaban requests today
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Jan 9, 2016 10:17
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Microwaves Mom posted:Why yes http://fanfiction.wikia.com/wiki/Horny_Toads
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Jan 9, 2016 10:19
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gonna lick me a horny toad and see vibrations like that Magic School Bus episode
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Jan 9, 2016 10:20
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The horny toads whipser to me. They speak of upheveal, the revolution to come, and the death of beta max.
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Jan 9, 2016 10:22
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these days the bigger problem for me is frigid toads, you know what i'm sayin guys? roll-over-and-pretend-to-be-asleep toads
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Jan 9, 2016 10:30
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I read all of this thread and understand none of it.
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Jan 9, 2016 10:37
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I read all of this thread and understand none of it. Horny Toads or "Hornys" are a type of toad habitating in the American South West, particularly Texas. They look exactly like a toad except they are covered in a dizzying array of spikes or "Horns". They can shoot blood out of their eyeballs and they eat ants. They range in size from a small marble up to a small chair. They dig holes in the ground. They DO NOT make sound.
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Jan 9, 2016 10:43
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DO NOT read the Wikipedia as it has been irreversibly damaged with FALSE INFORMATION by hackers.
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Jan 9, 2016 10:44
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The hackers are in the thread!
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Jan 9, 2016 10:48
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a starwar betamax posted:Horny Toads or "Hornys" are a type of toad habitating in the American South West, particularly Texas. They look exactly like a toad except they are covered in a dizzying array of spikes or "Horns". They can shoot blood out of their eyeballs and they eat ants. They range in size from a small marble up to a small chair. They dig holes in the ground. They DO NOT make sound. all of these claims are true... except one!!!
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Jan 9, 2016 10:51
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What is the hornest horny toad betamax?
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Jan 9, 2016 11:05
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Fluo posted:What is the hornest horny toad betamax? LOL thats a good question! Probably one that was born with extra horns on its head through a birth defect but ive never observed that in the wild so its theoretical at this point.
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Jan 9, 2016 11:08
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a starwar betamax posted:LOL thats a good question! Probably one that was born with extra horns on its head through a birth defect but ive never observed that in the wild so its theoretical at this point. I think this requires more research Can you get a government grant to set up a research team and adventure to the horny toad kingdom
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Jan 9, 2016 11:15
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what do they like to do for fun?
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Jan 9, 2016 11:16
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sexually sexcited samphibian
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Jan 9, 2016 11:18
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Nation posted:what do they like to do for fun? Give rides to kids and eat ands with their tounges.
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Jan 9, 2016 11:18
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Did you know that armadillos have chlamydia or syphilis or gonorrhea or the plague or something still? It's true, and a horny toad is probably RIFE WITH DISEASE.
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Jan 9, 2016 11:25
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"horny toad" was a popular aphrodisiac and potency enhancer in the 80s but today it is better known by its scientific name, aids
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Jan 9, 2016 11:29
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I.C. posted:Did you know that armadillos have chlamydia or syphilis or gonorrhea or the plague or something still? Actually this a common "old waves tale"...... Horny Toads are actually the cleanest of the amphibions and they clean their bodies (gentiles etc) everyday with their tongues. I would encourage you to check your facts on snopes next time. http://www.snopes.com
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Jan 9, 2016 12:27
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MiracleWhale posted:"horny toad" was a popular aphrodisiac and potency enhancer in the 80s but today it is better known by its scientific name, aids This is true actually. It sufficients to merely have the Horny Toad in ones pocket in order to enjoy the enhanced sexual performance
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Jan 9, 2016 12:28
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I thought this thread would be about toads who are DTF. I used to help toads who want to get their gently caress on from getting squished on the roads http://www.countryfile.com/explore-countryside/wildlife/toads-roads-volunteers-required-assist-migrating-toads We'd go out at night and put all the toads in buckets then move them over the road into a big lake and then they'd have dirty filthy toad sex
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Jan 9, 2016 12:36
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I shoot blood out of my eyes sometimes but i don't usually catch ants. So the horny toad is far cooler than me.
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I think I saw a horny toad this morning so I snapped a quick pic of it. I sthis a "horny toad" OP?
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