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ha! Op that is good and funny! rated 4!
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a starwar betamax posted:Give rides to kids and eat ands with their tounges. ii think thats a horse USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST ] Somebody fucked around with this message at 16:48 on Jan 9, 2016 |
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amusinginquiry posted:I think I saw a horny toad this morning so I snapped a quick pic of it. I sthis a "horny toad" OP? Hard to tell..... they look to me two flat and square to be horney Toads.... please upload a higher resolution picture.
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gently caress da Mods posted:ha! Op that is good and funny! rated 4! I checked the votes to verify your statement. thank you for your honesty
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Jan 9, 2016 16:46
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here's a better look
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amusinginquiry posted:here's a better look Please use the 'tiny image' code for large images such as these. like this:
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Jan 9, 2016 16:55
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Well, enough about your mother, OP.
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a starwar betamax posted:Please use the 'tiny image' code for large images such as these. like this: Thanks for the tip! this thread is full of so much knowledge 
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Also very disappointed that this wasn't a Mario Bros. thread detailing the sexual habits of Toad. Voted 3. God bless
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Jan 9, 2016 17:05
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Can you eat 'em OP?
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Goodtime Pancreas posted:Can you eat 'em OP? OP already said they can be put in the cooking oven, so of course you can eat them. Keep up. Right, OP?
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Jan 9, 2016 17:10
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If a horny toad moves into my neighborhood, will it lower my property values?
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Rasta_Al posted:Also very disappointed that this wasn't a Mario Bros. thread detailing the sexual habits of Toad. Voted 3. God bless Please dont talk about video games in this forum
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Goodtime Pancreas posted:Can you eat 'em OP? No because they are mans best friend's.
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lonelylikezoidberg posted:If a horny toad moves into my neighborhood, will it lower my property values? At first one would think so..... but take a look at the true story of "Ol' Rip" a famous Horny Toad who revitalized the small town of Eastland, Texas in 1929 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ol%27_Rip_the_Horned_Toad
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a starwar betamax posted:Please dont talk about video games in this forum
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the yaqui indians worship the horny toad as a spirit creature capable of helping one transcend to the other worlds. their origin tale talks of four horny toads that met in a desert and then parted ways, traveling the four cardinal directions. after one year the four toads circled the world and returned to their place in the desert and in doing so created the oceans and streams and rivers and mountains and forests of the world. in celebration of this the elders drink distilled toad sweat from the skull of a massive horny toad, a relic of a time when the natives domesticated vast herds of them.
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in the yaqui language there are two hundred and thirty six words for "horny toad" and all of them are synonyms for different sexual positions
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one of the yaqui's most feared weapons was a large horny toad tied to a heavy stick that was wielded like an axe
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Luvcow posted:one of the yaqui's most feared weapons was a large horny toad tied to a heavy stick that was wielded like an axe lol
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symbolic posted:do you mean this subforum or the entire forums, because if you mean the entire forums, oh boy i have news for you GBS is the entire forums.
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Jan 9, 2016 23:24
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back when i was like 12 i used HoRnY_HeN as my half-life handle
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ive heard there's such a thing as a horny frog c/d? also is it true that: horny toads can breathe light HORNY TOADS is actually an acronym horny toads gain power under the full moon horny toads were featured prominently on the television series "Doug"
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Jan 9, 2016 23:59
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heh heh heh, heh heh how horney are they? hh hehh heh
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Baba Yaga Fanboy posted:ive heard there's such a thing as a horny frog c/d? These facts are all true from a certain point of view. except the last one.........there has never been a television program titled "Doug" that this Horny Toad sleuth knows about.
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final2percent posted:heh heh heh, heh heh The average Horny Toads body is covered with between 150 and 200 spikes, or "horns" including the two large horns on the back of its head.
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nobody can deny that ASB is mid-Missouri savant. but I very much doubt that he knows  everything about horny toads...just being realistic here, don't want anyone to be disappointed when they find out the truth
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Jan 10, 2016 09:36
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is there any truth to the rumor that a horny toad was the "second shooter" that jammed a horn through the sternum of jfk
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ASWB, are we looking at a male or female horny toad here?
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holyshit
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OP ignored my horny toad facts because they are a fraud and have never seen a horny toad in their lives
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Marvin Freeman posted:nobody can deny that ASB is mid-Missouri savant. but I very much doubt that he knows I do not live in Missouri any more please keep your facts straight before jumping on a conclusion
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This is an interesting Horny Toad costume play, or Cos-Play for short. However, there are a few FACTUAL errors that I would be remisss to point at: 1. Horny Toads DO NOT have an external shell as depicted in this image. They have an internal shell and it is called their "skeleton" 2. Horny Toads DO NOT live inside houses unless they are pets. 3. Horny Toads DO NOT eat when being held in captivity and therefor it would be highly UNLIKELY that one could grow as corpulent as the man depicted here. 4. Horny Toads DO NOT stand on two legs, unless they are being supported by some sort of fishing line or other fine thread that has been wound around their fore arms and is being used to lift them off the ground in order to perform in a Horny Toad puppet show.
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Luvcow posted:the yaqui indians worship the horny toad as a spirit creature capable of helping one transcend to the other worlds. their origin tale talks of four horny toads that met in a desert and then parted ways, traveling the four cardinal directions. after one year the four toads circled the world and returned to their place in the desert and in doing so created the oceans and streams and rivers and mountains and forests of the world. in celebration of this the elders drink distilled toad sweat from the skull of a massive horny toad, a relic of a time when the natives domesticated vast herds of them. FACTUAL ERROR: Indians are a mythical race of creatures popularized by such books as Peter Pan and How the West was One, and do not actually exist in the real world. OOPS!
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I'm saying farenhot from now on.
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Luvcow posted:OP ignored my horny toad facts because they are a fraud and have never seen a horny toad in their lives I'm very sorry for the over site I will go back and respond to your questions.
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Luvcow posted:in the yaqui language there are two hundred and thirty six words for "horny toad" and all of them are synonyms for different sexual positions Horny Toads are one of the few animals that reproduce by laying eggs and there for DO NOT engage in intercourse so I find it highly unlikely that anyone would name an indecent act after them.
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