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MiracleWhale posted:how do i protect my holes from horny toads in the night time Great stuff brand expanding foam.
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Jan 9, 2016 10:02
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FalloutGod posted:What are the min and max temperatures a horny toad can survive? Do you need to know this in Celsius or Farenhot?
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Jan 9, 2016 10:03
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mdm posted:are those the toads that you lick to see god No but when you observe them you can see the undeniable hand of the Creator at work. All creation testifies to His Handiwork.
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Jan 9, 2016 10:04
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FalloutGod posted:This is imperative. Ok thanks. But please specify the temperature type when asking the question in the future so time and posts are not wasted.
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Jan 9, 2016 10:12
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In the natural habitate of a Horny Toad the temperature should be maintained between 80 degrees farenheight and 110 degrees farenheight..... plus or minus 5 degrees on each end of that scale. In an artificial habitat (stuffed, mounted).... the temperature can range down into the low 30's and up into the high 200s (cooking oven)
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Jan 9, 2016 10:14
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basement jihadist posted:is there a such thing as a horny frog or a cockodile??? No but there is such a thing as a Horny Toad and it is the topic of this thread please lurk more.
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Jan 9, 2016 10:15
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Gridlocked posted:Why is a Horny Toad better than a normal Toad? Normal toads are not covered in Horns and are not named "Horny Toad"
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Jan 9, 2016 10:16
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FalloutGod posted:PLEASE!!!! BETMAX!!! What is the min and max temperature my horny toads can survive in Farenhot!!?!?!?!?!!?!??!  ...... really hoping I don't have to queue up any permaban requests today
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Jan 9, 2016 10:17
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Microwaves Mom posted:Why yes http://fanfiction.wikia.com/wiki/Horny_Toads
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Jan 9, 2016 10:19
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I read all of this thread and understand none of it. Horny Toads or "Hornys" are a type of toad habitating in the American South West, particularly Texas. They look exactly like a toad except they are covered in a dizzying array of spikes or "Horns". They can shoot blood out of their eyeballs and they eat ants. They range in size from a small marble up to a small chair. They dig holes in the ground. They DO NOT make sound.
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Jan 9, 2016 10:43
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DO NOT read the Wikipedia as it has been irreversibly damaged with FALSE INFORMATION by hackers.
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Jan 9, 2016 10:44
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Fluo posted:What is the hornest horny toad betamax? LOL thats a good question! Probably one that was born with extra horns on its head through a birth defect but ive never observed that in the wild so its theoretical at this point.
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Jan 9, 2016 11:08
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Nation posted:what do they like to do for fun? Give rides to kids and eat ands with their tounges.
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Jan 9, 2016 11:18
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I.C. posted:Did you know that armadillos have chlamydia or syphilis or gonorrhea or the plague or something still? Actually this a common "old waves tale"...... Horny Toads are actually the cleanest of the amphibions and they clean their bodies (gentiles etc) everyday with their tongues. I would encourage you to check your facts on snopes next time. http://www.snopes.com
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Jan 9, 2016 12:27
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MiracleWhale posted:"horny toad" was a popular aphrodisiac and potency enhancer in the 80s but today it is better known by its scientific name, aids This is true actually. It sufficients to merely have the Horny Toad in ones pocket in order to enjoy the enhanced sexual performance
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Jan 9, 2016 12:28
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amusinginquiry posted:I think I saw a horny toad this morning so I snapped a quick pic of it. I sthis a "horny toad" OP? Hard to tell..... they look to me two flat and square to be horney Toads.... please upload a higher resolution picture.
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Jan 9, 2016 16:45
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gently caress da Mods posted:ha! Op that is good and funny! rated 4! I checked the votes to verify your statement. thank you for your honesty
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Jan 9, 2016 16:46
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amusinginquiry posted:here's a better look Please use the 'tiny image' code for large images such as these. like this: 
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Jan 9, 2016 16:55
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Rasta_Al posted:Also very disappointed that this wasn't a Mario Bros. thread detailing the sexual habits of Toad. Voted 3. God bless Please dont talk about video games in this forum
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Jan 9, 2016 19:03
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Goodtime Pancreas posted:Can you eat 'em OP? No because they are mans best friend's.
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Jan 9, 2016 19:04
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lonelylikezoidberg posted:If a horny toad moves into my neighborhood, will it lower my property values? At first one would think so..... but take a look at the true story of "Ol' Rip" a famous Horny Toad who revitalized the small town of Eastland, Texas in 1929 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ol%27_Rip_the_Horned_Toad
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Jan 9, 2016 19:06
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symbolic posted:do you mean this subforum or the entire forums, because if you mean the entire forums, oh boy i have news for you GBS is the entire forums.
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Jan 9, 2016 23:24
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Baba Yaga Fanboy posted:ive heard there's such a thing as a horny frog c/d? These facts are all true from a certain point of view. except the last one.........there has never been a television program titled "Doug" that this Horny Toad sleuth knows about.
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Jan 10, 2016 09:28
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final2percent posted:heh heh heh, heh heh The average Horny Toads body is covered with between 150 and 200 spikes, or "horns" including the two large horns on the back of its head.
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Jan 10, 2016 09:30
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Marvin Freeman posted:nobody can deny that ASB is mid-Missouri savant. but I very much doubt that he knows I do not live in Missouri any more please keep your facts straight before jumping on a conclusion
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Jan 10, 2016 16:06
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This is an interesting Horny Toad costume play, or Cos-Play for short. However, there are a few FACTUAL errors that I would be remisss to point at: 1. Horny Toads DO NOT have an external shell as depicted in this image. They have an internal shell and it is called their "skeleton" 2. Horny Toads DO NOT live inside houses unless they are pets. 3. Horny Toads DO NOT eat when being held in captivity and therefor it would be highly UNLIKELY that one could grow as corpulent as the man depicted here. 4. Horny Toads DO NOT stand on two legs, unless they are being supported by some sort of fishing line or other fine thread that has been wound around their fore arms and is being used to lift them off the ground in order to perform in a Horny Toad puppet show.
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Jan 10, 2016 16:10
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Luvcow posted:the yaqui indians worship the horny toad as a spirit creature capable of helping one transcend to the other worlds. their origin tale talks of four horny toads that met in a desert and then parted ways, traveling the four cardinal directions. after one year the four toads circled the world and returned to their place in the desert and in doing so created the oceans and streams and rivers and mountains and forests of the world. in celebration of this the elders drink distilled toad sweat from the skull of a massive horny toad, a relic of a time when the natives domesticated vast herds of them. FACTUAL ERROR: Indians are a mythical race of creatures popularized by such books as Peter Pan and How the West was One, and do not actually exist in the real world. OOPS!
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Jan 10, 2016 16:12
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Luvcow posted:OP ignored my horny toad facts because they are a fraud and have never seen a horny toad in their lives I'm very sorry for the over site I will go back and respond to your questions.
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Jan 10, 2016 16:13
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Luvcow posted:in the yaqui language there are two hundred and thirty six words for "horny toad" and all of them are synonyms for different sexual positions Horny Toads are one of the few animals that reproduce by laying eggs and there for DO NOT engage in intercourse so I find it highly unlikely that anyone would name an indecent act after them.
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Jan 10, 2016 16:15
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all horned up and nowhere to toad.......
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Jan 10, 2016 22:35
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