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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Destroy sexually?

Like, you don't even care about anything else, just the sight of them, the shear way they are built makes you want to be alpha as gently caress and just wreck them?

:q:

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
what do u mean by 'destroy'?

like dirty talk and hair pulling, make believe rape scenarios, or rough and/or physically abusive sexual intercourse? all of the above?

regardless the answer is still a resounding 'yes'

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Hope = sin
Surrender before it's too late op

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Yes

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I like to roar majestically at my wife and tackle her into the bed if she shakes her butt or brushes her teeth naked or something. Crushing that butt with extreme prejudice, SEA PATROL style.

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

of course, bitches love that poo poo. smack her rear end and growl like a caveman, pull a bitches hair, maybe grab her firmly by the throat if you have that trust built up, whatever ya know its all good man.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Fart Puzzle posted:

of course, bitches love that poo poo. smack her rear end and growl like a caveman, pull a bitches hair, maybe grab her firmly by the throat if you have that trust built up, whatever ya know its all good man.
:goonsay:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


VendaGoat posted:

Destroy sexually?

Like, you don't even care about anything else, just the sight of them, the shear way they are built makes you want to be alpha as gently caress and just wreck them?

:q:

I'm looking at you right now baby

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

VendaGoat posted:

Destroy sexually?

Like, you don't even care about anything else, just the sight of them, the shear way they are built makes you want to be alpha as gently caress and just wreck them?

:q:

genital mutilation is illegal OP

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

all the time, OP. let's meet up and jerk each other off while talking about it

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
God drat, if I wasn't a 0 on the Kinsey scale I could pull so much rear end.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Same. A string quartet came to play a concert at my school and I fell in love with the violist.

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces


??? post some of your techs then foljars

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

No, I respect all women regardless of their HB rating

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
no women are gross

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Moola posted:

no women are gross

I agree. Parts of them feel drat good though.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
yeah the dick part

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Hello miss, I'd like to mount you. :tipshat:

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Dave_Indeed posted:

I like to roar majestically at my wife and tackle her into the bed if she shakes her butt or brushes her teeth naked or something. Crushing that butt with extreme prejudice, SEA PATROL style.

Do you ever call for backup

salt shakeup
Jun 27, 2004

'orrible fucking nights
No, I think there may be something wrong with your brain.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Only on Tuesday's.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Saalkin posted:

Only on Tuesday's.

I'm in love with Ruby Tuesdays

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Yes. She was the mother of a microwave.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i have complex feelings about the language used to describe rough sexual intercourse, but it gives me great satisfaction when at the end of the event, my partner is sore, exhausted and possibly disoriented.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
does she fart a lot?

and like does she have bad breath?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i have complex feelings about the language used to describe rough sexual intercourse, but it gives me great satisfaction when at the end of the event, my partner is sore, exhausted and possibly disoriented.

And completely and utterly satisfied, along with myself.

:hfive:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

No. 6 posted:

Yes. She was the mother of a microwave.

I own a copy of Microwave Cooking for One.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I own a copy of Microwave Cooking for One.

tomato, microwave for thirty seconds, just go to plow town on it

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

VendaGoat posted:

And completely and utterly satisfied, along with myself.

:hfive:

whoops, yeah, that's an important one.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Rectum? Nearly killed 'em.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i'm urinating my pants right now

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Dave_Indeed posted:

I like to roar majestically at my wife and tackle her into the bed if she shakes her butt or brushes her teeth naked or something. Crushing that butt with extreme prejudice, SEA PATROL style.

Scuttling that booty like a scoobydoo

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
No, I have had ones that I want to know what they think and what their hopes and dreams are though.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Microwaves Mom posted:

No, I have had ones that I want to know what they think and what their hopes and dreams are though.

K, this is an honest response and I can respect it.

So, what were their answers and did it make you feel closer to them?

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


can you guys please give me a diagram i can take to my plastic surgeon

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



No other person, male or female, is deserving of the gift that is my precious fluids. So no.

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
My rank on the Kinsey scale is potato.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
mmmmmmm yeah I guess

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


I'm more into being destroyed sexually than doing the destruction tbh

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Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

yeah but most of the time they're walking with their mothers, so i can't try anything

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