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That's right goons, tonight I have hit the powerball. I have won the $4 prize! Woohoo. AMA!
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Jan 10, 2016 04:32
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ill hit your powerballs with my powerdick
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Jan 10, 2016 04:33
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Moola posted:ill hit your powerballs with my powerdick Me too
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Jan 10, 2016 04:35
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Nice. Its not good form to brag about winning though, pretty classless IMO
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Jan 10, 2016 04:35
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Kuato posted:Nice. Its not good form to brag about winning though, pretty classless IMO I played the powerball, of course I'm classless IMO
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Jan 10, 2016 04:36
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VendaGoat posted:Me too step off bitch his balls are mine!!!
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Jan 10, 2016 04:37
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unffff felt good thx OP
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Jan 10, 2016 04:39
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Give me the money. You'll just waste it on your worthless life.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:40
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I was in a car accident about 2 hours ago so I'm gonna need that $4
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Jan 10, 2016 04:43
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Is it sad the first thing I would do is tell anonymous shlubs on the internet, then my family?
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Jan 10, 2016 04:43
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Huh, I won too...
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Jan 10, 2016 04:48
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VendaGoat posted:Me too OP is a lucky, lucky man.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:49
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government's gonna take about half of that
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Jan 10, 2016 04:51
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i'm so loving greedy i don't think i'd tell a soul if i won the jackpot
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Jan 10, 2016 04:51
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i went to teh store and said i want 20 powerball tickets and then is aid i want them all to be 420 69
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Jan 10, 2016 04:52
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:i went to teh store and said i want 20 powerball tickets and then is aid i want them all to be 420 69 same except tane chease orbs
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Jan 10, 2016 04:54
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if i win can i just claim that my dog bought the ticket and then my dog can get the money and not have to pay taxes???/ the tax laws only aply to humans??. tax loophole??/ echckmate obame
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Jan 10, 2016 04:54
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:if i win can i just claim that my dog bought the ticket and then my dog can get the money and not have to pay taxes???/ the tax laws only aply to humans??. tax loophole??/ echckmate obame Then you can marry and divorce the dog and get half the dough bruddah.
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Jan 10, 2016 06:50
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i watched the shawshank redemption and i learned that if you trust your dog you can give him a one time non taxable gift
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Jan 10, 2016 06:51
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Nondescript Van posted:I was in a car accident about 2 hours ago so I'm gonna need that $4 I'm sorry, I am going to spend it on two lottery tickets. Hope you had insurance for you car.
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Jan 10, 2016 07:34
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If I win the powerball, I'm buying everyone AIDS.
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Jan 10, 2016 07:35
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Moola posted:ill hit your powerballs with my powerdick picture a toothpick between two billiard balls
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Jan 10, 2016 07:38
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I'm gonna win the billion dollars, and am going to finance a new Dredd movie with it, and maybe a Tales from the Darkside reboot. 
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Jan 10, 2016 07:42
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Hire a hypnotist to help you forget everyone you ever knew, and go live like a God.
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